Looter Hits A Texas Gun Owner’s Home During Hurricane Harvey – That Was A BAD Idea!

Did they forget that — hurricane or no — it’s still TEXAS?

While the winds picked up, and a Cat 4 hurricane made landfall in Texas, some bright spark in Corpus Christie thought it would be a great time to help himself to a homeowner’s property.

Slick move, moron.

Here is the tweet from the Corpus Christi Police Department:

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?

Here’s the assumption any other enterprising would-be lawbreaker needs to keep in mind before they consider making the same mistake:

In case that warning isn’t clear enough:

It’s even been translated, for ease of understanding for anyone who might not have a mastery of English:

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Share if it’s NEVER safe or smart to break into a Texan’s home.

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