“I Am A Christie Republican”

So getting back to my man Christie. Now he has the audacity to admit that Obama kept the promises he made to New Jersey. Well, how dare he? Doesn’t he know that Obama is incarnate evil that is 100% wrong all the time? He is the worst thing since Hitler. Doesn’t Christie know that? Apparently not, because according to Christie he only disagrees with Obama 95% of the time. Only 95%? The horror!!!! True Republicans must oppose him 100%, even when he agrees with a Republican position. Only then can you be a true Republican and avoid the tag of RINO.
It was stupid when the Democrats had Bush Derangement Syndrome and it is stupid now when Republicans have Obama Derangement Syndrome. It opens us up to legitimate charges of intellectual dishonesty and makes us look foolish. Christie opposes Obama 95% of the time. The other 5% does not make him a RINO, it makes him intellectually honest.
Give me a presidential candidate that can stand for conservative ideals and at the same time admit when the other team does something right. Give me a candidate that’s not afraid to tell the truth, even if it hurts him politically. Give me a candidate that doesn’t check the polls or advisors every time he is going to take a stand. Give me a candidate that is not afraid of the morons in his own party who would label Reagan as a RINO, if he ran today.
I believe that candidate currently calls New Jersey home and if he runs, he will devour his opponents inside and outside our party with the same ferocity that he eats a cheeseburger. Yes Governor Christie, if you run, you got my vote.
Image: United States President Barack Obama greets New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie; source: White House photo P103112CK-0068 via http://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/8145765301/;author: Chuck Kennedy; public domain