MUSLIM TELEVANGELIST: ‘Don’t Masturbate, Or This Will Happen To You In Heaven’

I bet he ‘whips the Imam’ quite often. More stupidity via the Religion Of Perpetual Rage. Enjoy.

Mücahid Cihad Han, a Turkish TV Imam is of the latter opinion and cited a Hadith (islamic scholarly narration) which states that men who masturbate will have to account for hand-babies when they face their maker on the day of judgment: their hands will literally become pregnant.

There was no follow up question, however, as to whether or not a man’s hand gets pregnant after each time he masturbates. Which would make paying child-support in the after-life, a graver punishment than hellfire.

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