GENTS: If Arrested In Next 2 Days, Dress In DRAG, Obama Will PARDON You

Need a ‘get out of jail free’ card? Limited time only.

‘Life hacks’ and ‘pro tips’ are a big thing lately.

In light of Obama’s latest pardons? Here’s one of those ‘little-known tricks’.

Supposing you get arrested for something, you can have one of these:


It’s pretty simple, really.

All you have to do is:


You be rewarded for your ‘courage’, and you can sashay right out again.

But this is a limited time offer.

The new guy won’t put up with that crap.

Share if it wouldn’t surprise you if Obama pardoned Charles Manson.

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