Need a ‘get out of jail free’ card? Limited time only.
‘Life hacks’ and ‘pro tips’ are a big thing lately.
In light of Obama’s latest pardons? Here’s one of those ‘little-known tricks’.
Supposing you get arrested for something, you can have one of these:
It’s pretty simple, really.
All you have to do is:
You be rewarded for your ‘courage’, and you can sashay right out again.
But this is a limited time offer.
The new guy won’t put up with that crap.
