LMAO: Dude Said Climate Change Will Kill Us All – Gets Run Over By SUV

That barefoot man was denying the SUV’s right to exist. Clearly, THIS is a case of self-defense… or the pinnacle of stupidity.

After some careful examination, maybe it wasn’t self-defense after all:

…A man who was hiking across America barefoot on the side of highways to ‘save the earth’ was struck by a Buick SUV and died Saturday.

Mark Baumer, 33, began his shoeless trek in October. His journey aimed to raise awareness and funds for the FANG Collective, a Rhode Island organization that supports nonviolent resistance to the natural gas industry.

Florida Highway Patrol confirmed Baumer was hit on the side of Highway 90 in Walton County. He was pronounced dead on the scene during the 101st day of his trip…

…During his hikes he wore a bright orange vest to be visible to drivers.

He told Vice that going barefoot made his feet hurt and it was more comfortable to walk on the white line grazing the edge of the road because it is the smoothest.

He told the website that people gave him strange looks for walking barefoot in such a dangerous location.

Baumer said: ‘Something weird happens when you’re in a car. I feel like your mentality changes. You’re blocked off from the world, and you’re like, ONLY I MATTER. ONLY WHERE I’M GOING MATTERS.’

He also said he would not move for cars but would heed to trucks because: ‘They’ll really mess you up.’…

…The chilling photo for his final blog post shows a yellow arrow and text reading ‘killed’ on a road.
Read more: Daily Mail

It’s not nice to speak ill of the dead, but I’ll make this exception because I’ve watched his last vlog post:

Looks like he was wrong about it just being trucks that ‘really mess you up’.

‘Something weird happens when you’re in a car. I feel like your mentality changes. You’re blocked off from the world, and you’re like, ONLY I MATTER. ONLY WHERE I’M GOING MATTERS.’

…said the guy that walked on the white line on the side of the road and refused to move for cars.


The self-righteous activist was ‘raising awareness’ about Climate Change.

As if we needed awareness raised.

It’s not as if anyone on the left would ever let anyone forget about anthropogenic Climate Change.

After all, the former President Obama (DAMN, that feels good to write!) has said numerous times that ‘Climate Change’ is a greater threat than Islamic Terror.

(This is in part because he can actually say ‘Climate Change’ but not ‘Islamic Terror’.)

But I digress…

This Baumer guy seemed like an obnoxious tool. I mean that in the nicest possible way– because he did get ‘Buicked’.

But this is the crap that the left spews.

In his last video, he spouted off a laundry list of complaints against President Trump and his supporters, starting at about the 2-minute mark.

He said that if you support President Trump and his policies, you don’t ‘support human life on this planet’.


Obviously, this guy could’ve used THIS before he ate pavement:’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog,, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: The Effeminization Of The American Male

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Doug Giles, Creator of and author of the #1 Amazon best-seller, The Effeminization Of The American Male, has created a coloring book just for the fragile little college snowflakes.

A Coloring Book for College Crybabies

Check this out from’s product description …

Dear College Student:

Here’s a coloring book just for you! We know you’re angry that Trump got elected so we’re here to help exorcise your devils and give you some much-needed relief through coloring.

If you haven’t ever colored before, here are some tips to help you draw a pretty picture that you can cherish for years to come.

It’s pretty simple. Just try to stay inside the lines. That’s it. Have fun and use all your crayons. Make your Mommy and Daddy proud. Hell, who knows … they might even put it on their refrigerator for all your friends and relatives to see!

God bless you, little Tinkerpot.

Your Friend,
Doug Giles

Doug tells us his new coloring book ‘is very offensive, will definitely melt snowflakes, and God & Country lovin’ Americans will howl with laughter over its contents’

If you hate America’s WUSSIFICATION of young people you’ll LOVE Giles’ new coloring book and of course his best-seller, The Effeminization Of The American Male.

Available now at Amazon:


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