CLASH POLL: Would YOU Rather Slow Dance With Michelle OR Wrestle An Anaconda?

Published on May 30, 2017

One is a reptilian hosebeast. The other is a snake.

What a monstrous choice.

We could face a chance of ending up in the belly of a beast, wrestling a snake that would devour us.

Or we could find ourselves wishing we had picked door number one.

Tough call. Which would you do?

Get up close and personal with a cold-blooded beast?

Or take your chances with the snake?

Share with someone who’s glad they’ve vacated the White House.