CLASH POLL: Would YOU Rather Slow Dance With Michelle OR Wrestle An Anaconda?

Published on May 30, 2017

One is a reptilian hosebeast. The other is a snake.

What a monstrous choice.

We could face a chance of ending up in the belly of a beast, wrestling a snake that would devour us.

Or we could find ourselves wishing we had picked door number one.

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Tough call. Which would you do?

Get up close and personal with a cold-blooded beast?

Or take your chances with the snake?

Share with someone who’s glad they’ve vacated the White House.

 

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