Will ‘Carlos Danger’ End Up Being Just Another Democrat Who Dodges Justice?
Ladies they call him Carlos. Carlos Danger. And if you are underage he’ll send you pics you can’t find on his Facebook page.
He’s a Democrat too from the Clinton zoo. His main shorty is always beside Democrat’s dearly beloved Hillary. No doubt he thought about Chelsea. Chelsea alone. Needing a little Danger in her life.
Maybe Carlos has a thing for hombres, too, given Chelsea’s stunning resemblance to a guy whose name rhymes with Webb Hubbel.
Carlos may soon find out. 27 months in the big house is a lot of time for weiner.
Granted, Carlos won’t do hard time. He is a Democrat remember? He’ll get off but not the way he did when he was sexting underage girls. Then he’ll make a small fortune on the boo-hoo-hoo circuit before running for office as a card carrying member of the jack-ass party.
Or he’ll move to Mexico where, in Tijuana for a few bucks, you can see the donkey show.
He is after all, a Democrat.
Image: excerpted from: Thomas Good – Next Left Notes (Photo Credit: Thomas Good/NLN), GFDL, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=7187715