Ladies they call him Carlos. Carlos Danger. And if you are underage he’ll send you pics you can’t find on his Facebook page.
He’s a Democrat too from the Clinton zoo. His main shorty is always beside Democrat’s dearly beloved Hillary. No doubt he thought about Chelsea. Chelsea alone. Needing a little Danger in her life.
Maybe Carlos has a thing for hombres, too, given Chelsea’s stunning resemblance to a guy whose name rhymes with Webb Hubbel.
Carlos may soon find out. 27 months in the big house is a lot of time for weiner.
Granted, Carlos won’t do hard time. He is a Democrat remember? He’ll get off but not the way he did when he was sexting underage girls. Then he’ll make a small fortune on the boo-hoo-hoo circuit before running for office as a card carrying member of the jack-ass party.
Or he’ll move to Mexico where, in Tijuana for a few bucks, you can see the donkey show.
He is after all, a Democrat.
Image: excerpted from: Thomas Good – Next Left Notes (Photo Credit: Thomas Good/NLN), GFDL, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=7187715