If this tweet wasn’t from a parody account… then America’s future is in rough shape.
Oh please be kidding.
No, really.
Could it be that our public schools have failed us THIS badly?
Well, judging by other posts in that feed… our public schools really HAVE failed us this badly… and worse.
Yes! And look up the footage of Paul Revere in that half-time show! It’s awesome!
NFL’s first Superbowl — not first game — was 1967. That was under president LBJ.
LBJ is the 36th President.
This would probably leave our poor basket-case scratching her head.
Here’s the math she’s missing.
There is one Superbowl every year. (Whether anyone will still be watching it this year, is another question…)
https://www.facebook.com/ClashDaily/videos/1489597611157012/
There is one President elected every 4th year. But some Presidents — like Obama, Dubya, Clinton, Reagan, have been in office for 8 years.
Others have had their presidency cut short due to death through illness or assassination.
Either way, the Presidency goes — would you believe! — as far back as 1776.
Yes, we know.
Bless your heart, dearie. Math is hard.
My nine-year-old saw this
Maybe you should put down your phone and read a book.
How about this one:
Does your grandpa go off on paltry politicians, whether they be Democrats or Republicans? Does he get misty eyed when he talks about God and Country and America’s future? And have you ever heard him scream, ‘Awww … Hell no!’ when Rosie O’Donnell starts yapping on television? If you answered yes to one, or all of the above, then your gramps will love Doug Giles’ latest book, My Grandpa’s A Patriotic Badass.
Don’t be fooled by the title — this ain’t just for Grandpa.
The Snowflake Generation — and the rest of America — needs a good ol’ dose of ‘Grandpa wisdom’.
Especially if that Grandpa is Doug Giles.
You’ll love My Grandpa’s A Patriotic Badass just as much as Grandpa will.
