Killer Hides From Cops In A Bush During Worst Winter Ever – Can You Say, ‘Human Popsicle?’

Written by K. Walker on January 4, 2018

That was a really bad plan twice over.

Mark Henderson was on parole after pleading guilty for a 2012 fatal hit-and-run.

Henderson, 34, was on parole after pleading guilty to a fatal hit-and-run incident nearly a decade earlier.

He was given five years in prison and five years extended supervision for a hit-and-run crash that killed Dorian Nelson on Milwaukee’s north side on May 8, 2010.

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Henderson also struck another pedestrian in the incident, who was treated for injuries at nearby Froedtert Hospital, WISN 12 reported.

Apparently, Henderson didn’t learn his lesson about driving safely.

The 34-year old Milwaukee man ran a red light on December 30 at around 2 pm causing a four-car crash. Henderson fled the scene and hid in the bushes to escape the police.

Unfortunately for Henderson, the temperature in Milwaukee was below zero, and while he was hiding, he froze to death.

Authorities said that after causing the accident, he fled the scene and took cover near a house, lying between the property’s shed and wooden fence.

He was found the next day by the homeowner and was later identified by his girlfriend, the Milwaukee County Medical Examiner’s office stated in a report.
Source: Daily Mail

Fleeing from the police is never a good plan, but hiding in sub-zero temperatures is a decidedly stupid plan.

There’s probably a reason for his idiotic decision…

We’ve all wondered for a long time, but it looks like medical science has finally determined the problem.

It’s spreading like a plague. For some reason, Liberals are losing their ever-loving minds.

Trump Derangement — and Romney Derangement before that — and Bush Derangement before that are only the tip of the iceberg.

What is driving them so berzerk?

Looks like we’ve found an answer:

A liberal walks into the hospital and asks for an X-ray of its skull. Doctors confirmed what we already feared. Here’s the sad diagnosis…

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, occasional Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll


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