Watch: Here’s Two Of The Dumbest Damn Criminals Walking The Planet Right Now

Written by K. Walker on February 17, 2018

Supposing the Three Stooges planned a robbery, it would STILL go better than this. Epic Fail.

A Chinese security camera caught a couple of bright sparks trying to smash their way into a business. It didn’t quite go as planned.

Watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz_kzRjNzEE

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Looking around to see nobody is watching?

Check.

Have something heavy to smash the window with?

Check.

Be smart enough to pull off a heist so straightforward that even run-of-the-mill rioters can pull it off with zero planning whatsoever?

Nope. Not even close.

First guy’s brick wasn’t able to break the window.

Second guy’s brick — had some ‘unintended consequences’.

Suddenly, breaking into the store wasn’t his biggest concern anymore.

Did he regain consciousness? Did he go to the hospital?

Prison?

We’re not quite sure.

All we know for sure is that he’s suddenly ‘Internet Famous’ and — being from China — he probably doesn’t even know it.

The failed attack happened at approximately 12.50am on Wednesday, February 14 in Shanghai, China.

Shanghai Police uploaded the video to Weibo and said: “If all thieves were like this, police wouldn’t have to work overtime.”

No, maybe not. But hospitals would.

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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, occasional Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll

 

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