Isn’t It Ironic? Parkland HS Students Hate The New Big Government Security Measures

Written by K. Walker on April 3, 2018

Spring Break has ended for the students in Parkland, Florida. The teens are outraged over the new security measures that have been implemented.

The students now have to carry clear backpacks to school. I’m with the kids thinking that this is a little ridiculous. Really, an AR-15 with a  20″ barrel would just stick right out of the top of a 16″ clear backpack. It would stick out of the top of a regular backpack for that matter.

But these students are the ones demanding ‘change’ that will make them feel ‘safe’.

How about this to make you feel safe?

Yo, Gun Grabbers: This University Allows For Campus Carry – Look At The Results!

Or some info on school shootings from New York Magazine?

There Is No ‘Epidemic of Mass School Shootings’

Well, that’s awkward when you’ve been pushing for gun control.

But it’s not just the mandatory clear backpacks, though that seems to be the focus of their outrage. Students must also wear ID badges at all times. The school board is currently debating installing metal detectors and using wands to find concealed weapons. 

The students, however, feel that these measures are ‘infringing on their rights’ and make their school feel like a prison.

Many students that are pushing for a restriction or full-on repeal of the Second Amendment are outraged at the new security measures.

Look at what the Twitter-verified Parkland Blue Checkmark Brigade have to say about the school ‘doing something’ to make students feel safe:


They all sound the same in their frustration with the ‘big government’ measures:

One student posted several of her frustrations:

David Hogg’s sister, Lauren, couldn’t resist taking a shot at the NRA:

You can tell that Lauren Hogg doesn’t shoot because her aim is off.

That ‘real issue’ would be the failure of:

  • the school board policies to not report crimes committed by individuals that belong to certain demographics
  • Marjory Stoneman Douglas High school administration for not upholding the ban on the shooter
  • the School Safety Officer for nor responding to shots fired
  • the Broward County Sheriff’s Office issuing a ‘stand down’ order
  • the Broward County Sheriff’s Office ignoring 45+ calls to the shooter’s residence
  • the FBI for not following up on two tips about the shooter
  • the shooter himself

Or is it all just about gun-grabbing?

Yep, thought so.

There were a couple of legitimate questions:

They got some flak on Twitter:

Ain’t that the truth.


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ClashDaily's Associate Editor since August 2016. Self-described political junkie, anti-Third Wave Feminist, and a nightmare to the 'intersectional' crowd. Mrs. Walker has taken a stand against 'white privilege' education in public schools. She's also an amateur Playwright, former Drama teacher, and staunch defender of the Oxford comma. Follow her humble musings on Twitter: @TheMrsKnowItAll and on Gettr @KarenWalker