Meet ‘Paul Flart’ — his name’s Doug, actually, but that doesn’t work as well for the gig he’s got online.
His ultimate goal is to get paid for farting online. As a career. No kidding:
‘I’m Paul Flart I make fart videos on Instagram for the joy and happiness of all who see them,’ he states in a fundraising page set up following his termination.
‘My goal is to be the first person to make a living off farting after getting fired from my job in a public manner.’
Let’s take a moment to be glad he didn’t go with the name ‘Jim Schmitt’. We would be telling a very different story.
Now that he’s been fired from his security guard gig, he’s one step closer to his, uh, dream.
When he’s about to let one rip, he whips out his phone, and films his face while he does it. Here’s a compilation of some of his… work.
— Tiny Burger 🍔 (@tinyonkfdi) August 24, 2018
Is it rude and crude? Sure. But it still beats the hell out of feminists painting ‘art’ with period blood.
Sadly for ‘Paul’, someone snitched on him.
Word got back to his employer that he farts in public… and more importantly, that he farts on duty at his desk… and films it.
Guess who didn’t like that? If you guessed ‘his employer’, you’re right.
On the upside, one thing that sets this guy apart from so many others is that he walked right in there and owned it. He didn’t beg, he didn’t plead, he didn’t lie or blame-shift.
It’s almost like he listened to the newest Warriors and Wildmen podcast about stepping up, and not passing the buck.
This guy did something — on duty — that pissed off his boss and their client and he took it like a man. He did wrong and he knew it.
Honestly, whatever you think of some dillweed farting on duty and filming it, owning the consequences a choice like that is something worthy of at least a little respect.
Sadly, seeing all the other stupid crap people do on Social Media, maybe he’s on to something.
God help us all.
The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles
Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity. That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome. Buy Now:The Effeminization Of The American Male
Move over Mr. & Mrs. Smith…
Our new First Couple is here to Make America Great Again.
Melania is elegance personified, and Trump is a force to be reckoned with.
This new painting captures both the First Lady’s sophistication and The President’s swagger.
The fact that they’re both locked and loaded is a nice touch.
Admit it. You love it.
If you were hoping to snag the original, you’re outta luck. It’s already been sold.
But the good news is, there’s still a way to grab a copy for yourself.