WATCH: Homeowner Has A ‘SPECIAL PACKAGE’ For Package Thief And It’s PERFECT

Written by Wes Walker on December 19, 2018

Tired of ‘porch pirates’ one guy came up with a great way to give them what they deserve!

Sure, you avoid the soul-crushing mobs at the mall by shopping online. But that doesn’t mean there are no risks.

They’re just different risks. Like ‘porch pirates’ trolling residential neighborhoods, looking for unprotected boxes waiting on doorsteps.

Theirs for the taking. Just. Like. That.

Sometimes, even catching them in the act, and having evidence doesn’t mean the police are able to prioritize the problem and resolve it.

But THESE porch pirates pissed off the wrong person. He’s got a dangerous combination of determination and know-how, and he’s using it to turn the predators into victims. And we get to laugh at their misery in the process.

You’ve heard of the ‘bait-car’ concept, right? It’s like that. Only it’s a decoy ‘Amazon’ package.

The rig they finished with really is quite elaborate.

They used 4 cellphones (yes, with data plans) set in the box at the precise angle to record what’s going on in all directions. A specially printed circuit-board. It’s got a Glitter bomb. Even Fart spray. (His reason for including that in the box is nothing short of genius.)

The details he put on the address label show that he’s even got a GREAT sense of humor, on top of everything else.

Not only did it work, but it worked REALLY WELL. He’s even managed to recover it, reset it, and nail several victims in the process.

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