P*SSIFICATION: Harley Davidson To Launch ELECTRIC SCOOTERS To Capture Snowflake Millennial Market
Uh, Harley Davidson… are you guys ok? Seriously, are you?
When you think Harley Davidson, what comes to mind for you?
The deep rumble of the engine?
Feeling the wind on your face on the open road?
A little ‘Born to be Wild’ in the background?
Well, that was THEN. This is now.
With so many other American Icons being ‘fundamentally transformed’ these days — even an Olympic Decathlete sits down to pee now — it shouldn’t really surprise us that Harley got sucked in, too.
They’ve got an electric bike now, and a…
… moped? Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
It might be what you get if a skateboard and a Prius had themselves a bastard child… if you’re into that sort of thing.
Here are a few photos:
Does anyone ELSE think it looks like somebody sawed a skateboard in half and stuck it on a dorky Euro vacation scooter?
Born to be mild?
If you’re into that sort of thing.
Does it come with a cupholder for your half-caf no-fat Soy Latte, too?
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