Dear Dudes: If You’re Thinking About A ‘P*nis Enlargement – Read This Report

Written by Wes Walker on May 10, 2019

Buyer beware just took on a whole new meaning.

Not only do most of the men opting for this ego-driven ‘corrective’ surgery already fall within the range of average size, they won’t get the results they THINK they’re going to get.

The same people who released a study on the normal size of the male member also produced a report on how ineffective ‘enhancement’ surgeries are, and how dissatisfied patients are with their very expensive results after the fact.

The male ego can be a funny thing, sometimes.

Procedures to make penises larger do not work, are “ineffective and risky” and leave many men physically or psychologically scarred, research reveals, with an expert saying they should almost never be carried out and saying that men were being exploited by “charlatans”.

There is “scant” evidence that the range of procedures men undergo in a bid to enlarge their penis actually produce that result, according to a review by British experts.

The treatments carry a high risk of complications, including permanent numbness, a review of the available evidence concluded. And most men who undergo penile extension are dissatisfied with the results afterwards.

“[The review] found overall treatment outcomes were poor, with low satisfaction rates and significant risk of major complications, including penile deformity, shortening, and erectile dysfunction,” the authors said.
Source: TheGuardian

Of course, some outcomes are far worse than ‘numbness’ or ‘dysfunction’.

We’ve covered the stories of three examples previously:

Serious Deformity:

Dear Bros: If You’re Thinking About An ‘Enlargement’ This Might Change Your Mind

And Death (two examples):

Rich Bro Decides To Get Surgically ENHANCED – That Was A BAD IDEA

Died Of Embarrassment: Bro’s ‘Enhancement’ Surgery Went Horribly Wrong

How big is ‘it’ supposed to be?

Analysis of 17 studies involving more than 15,500 men revealed that the average length of an erect penis is 5.16 inches (13.12 centimetres) and 3.6 inches (9.16cm) when flaccid.

The study found the average penis had a girth of 4.59 inches (11.66 cm) when erect, and 3.66 inches (9.31cm) when flaccid.

The scale the scientists used tracks a range of penis lengths and girths, with measurements of length when erect ranging from 1.9 inches (4.8cm) to 8.3 inches (21.2cm).

Psychiatrists who carried out the study said they hope the findings could help men suffering from “small penis anxiety” because of concern that they do not match up to the norm.

…The study did not draw any conclusions about differences in penis sizes across different races.
Source: Telegraph

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