CREEPY: In Case Sex Robots Weren’t Bad Enough, Now They’re Pole Dancing, Too

Written by Wes Walker on September 3, 2019

Why would we even NEED such a thing? Is the Tin Man from the Wizard Of Oz frequenting strip clubs now?

We’re charging ahead into the future, but instead of giving us the flying cars, and interstellar travel we were promised it has given us…


Does anyone ELSE feel more than a little cheated?

How lame must we have become as a society to apply our best and brightest minds into making THIS humanity’s ‘next big leap’?

Oh, be still my heart.

We can now watch a vaguely bipedal shape with a ‘head’ that looks like some old 1980’s Radio Shack security camera grind the place where its pelvis would be more or less in the direction of a stripper pole.

And a businessman in France decided it was a good idea to get in on the ground floor of this technology. He’s still got actual women grinding on the poles, too for anyone who doesn’t get a thrill up their leg looking at visibly hollow plastic shelled bipedal object ‘seduces’ the crowd.

Then again, ‘visibly hollow’ is probably an apt description of anyone who would think that was a good way to spend a Saturday night.

Sadly, we’ve seen stories about sex robots before: