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WATCH: Japanese Restaurant Designs Mask To Wear While Eating — No, This Isn’t Satire

It’s bad enough everyone has already been hotly debating whether the regular masks accomplish anything. Now a restaurant wants you to wear THIS crazy get-up.

It begins with a regular paper mask.

You lay it down on their special napkin.

Then you follow a few Origami folds to attack their napkin to your mask.

(Let’s not even talk about the contamination possibilities inherent in this step.)

Now you’ve got yourself a folded-in-half regular mask with a long napkin hanging off of it.

Put the bastardized mask contraption back on your face the way you would normally wear the earloops.

Here’s how–but it’s in Japanese with no English subtitles. You’ll get the drift pretty quick, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=IebwbtGUti0&feature=emb_logo

But how do you eat with a paper curtain hanging down from your nose?

Simple. You BLOW on it.

Gee, we can’t think of ANY way that plan could go horribly, horribly wrong.

Can you?

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