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Police Raid Condom Factory Over Something Too Gross To Put In A Headline

If you have a sensitive stomach, you may want to think twice about reading further.

Don’t say we never warned you.

A condom factory in Vietnam was the target of a police raid.

They came up with an entirely unconventional way of saving their company money.


Yuck. (Don’t get ahead of us here.)

Police in Vietnam have seized 324,000 used condoms which were being recycled to be sold again.

Paid workers were tasked with cleaning the rubber contraceptives before reshaping them with wooden dildos.

The condoms were then repackaged before being resold to the public and thousands had already been sent out to the unsuspecting public. —DailyMail

The condoms were confiscated as evidence but will be disposed of immediately because they are considered dangerous medical waste.

A government official said: ‘Condoms are classified as medical items, so we will take a look at the several laws that the owner has broken.’

It is not known how many condoms had already been sold but the load found by police weighed 360kg.

Local reports said they were being supplied to hotels and market stalls near the warehouse. —DailyMail

That works out to 720 pounds for those of us who don’t speak metric. Seven hundred and twenty pounds. Of condoms.

Imagine being the poor bastard who had to carry that back to the station. Or worse yet… the one whose job it was to sort and wash the old ones.

It doesn’t mention where all these used condoms actually came from.

Smart money says they were provided by a local brothel.

Just give them a quick rinse and they’ll be good to go, right?

In case you needed just one more reason not to bump uglies with some pirate hooker while on vacation.

Wes Walker

Wes Walker is the author of "Blueprint For a Government that Doesn't Suck". He has been lighting up since its inception in July of 2012. Follow on twitter: @Republicanuck