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Woke ‘Church’ Posts Pics Of Jesus With Makeup And Boobs… Satan Must Be Proud

Looks like someone missed the point of the chapter in Exodus where Arron made that golden calf.

You can please the world and their passing moral fads, or you can please the thrice-holy unchanging God. What you cannot do is please them both.

One ‘Church’ in Iceland made a point of showing the world just how progressive they are.

The Church said in a statement: ‘The 2020 Assembly of the National Church regrets that the picture of Jesus in a Sunday school advertisement has hurt people. The goal was to emphasise diversity, not to hurt people or shock them.’

Petur Georg Markan, media representative for the Church of Iceland, said that is positive for Jesus Christ to appear in different forms and that the church celebrates diversity.

Markan added: ‘In this one, we see a Jesus who has breasts and a beard. We’re trying to embrace society as it is. We have all sorts of people and we need to train ourselves to talk about Jesus as being ‘all sorts’ in this context.

‘Especially because it’s really important that each and every person see themselves in Jesus and that we don’t stagnate too much. That’s the essential message. So this is okay. It’s okay that Jesus has a beard and breasts.’

However, he was also aware of the online backlash, adding: ‘We know that not everyone agrees Christ should appear this way, and we do of course respect that.’ –DailyMail

What? Showing Jesus in drag with breast augmentation went over like a lead balloon?

How do you think you’re going to explain yourself when you’re looking Him in the eye and giving an account of your life?

He was ‘meek and mild’ when he came as a Lamb to bear our sins in his body.

But now that He’s accomplished that task, do not mistake that for his true nature. We’re talking about the same Lord who is described this way:

Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse! The one sitting on it is called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he judges and makes war. His eyes are like a flame of fire, and on his head are many diadems, and he has a name written that no one knows but himself. He is clothed in a robe dipped in blood, and the name by which he is called is The Word of God. And the armies of heaven, arrayed in fine linen, white and pure, were following him on white horses. From his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations, and he will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty. On his robe and on his thigh he has a name written, King of kings and Lord of lords.

This is the guy you’re so casually drawing breasts on? Good luck with that.

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