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Donald Joy

Following his service in the United State Air Force, Donald Joy earned a bachelor of science in business administration from SUNY while serving in the army national guard. As a special deputy U.S. marshal, Don was on the protection detail for Attorney General John Ashcroft following the attacks of 9/11. He lives in the D.C. suburbs of Northern Virginia with his wife and son.

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Donald JoyOctober 4, 2014
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Sympathy For The Secret Service

I recently wrote and posted a partly satirical column in which I rambled on at length, too long probably, about…
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Donald JoyOctober 3, 2014
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‘Dreams From My Fatwa’: A Bucket List For Bugchasers

Africa is mostly a place where the ancient black magic of Islam and the ancient black magic of Voodoo cooperate…
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Donald JoyOctober 1, 2014
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Administration Desperately Courting George Zimmerman To Replace Floundering Lesbian Secret Service Director

The following is only partly satire; the rest is pure fact. Being able to discern which is which disqualifies the reader from…
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Donald JoySeptember 26, 2014
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The War On Whites: Feds Undertaking Massive Push To Eradicate White Neighborhoods

U.S. Representative Mo Brooks(R-Ala) raised a lot of eyebrows last month when he described a “war on whites” being waged…
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Donald JoySeptember 20, 2014
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How To Survive A Beheading Attempt

The good news first: Australian authorities have fortunately discovered and broken up a in-progress plot by Muslims to stalk, attack,…
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Donald JoySeptember 12, 2014
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Used Koran Salesman Obama: “The Islamic State Is Not Islamic”

This is just beyond ridiculous. In his public statements, Muslim-born and -bred Barack Hussein Obama uses the Muslim terrorists’ own…
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Donald JoySeptember 5, 2014
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Amazing New Evidence Indicates Michael Brown’s Friend Joined Attack On Ferguson Cop

Recent analysis shows that Michael Brown’s friend Dorian Johnson, besides being Brown’s accomplice in the convenience store robbery just minutes…
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Donald JoyAugust 29, 2014
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Why Did The Chechen Cross The Road?

By whatever sneaky means (or otherwise) they arrive and remain in our country, today’s border-crossers are “just coming here for…
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Donald JoyAugust 21, 2014
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Democrat Governor: ‘We’re Going to Lynch This White Cop’

It’s time to impeach a real crook named Nixon. This time, it’s the current governor of Missouri, Jay Nixon, who has violated…
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Donald JoyAugust 8, 2014
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Mitt Romney for President?

I was in a spiritually-oriented meeting a week ago, and there were about fifty people in the room. Halfway through,…
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Donald JoyAugust 1, 2014
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Barack Ebola: Death to America

Strange days, indeed. This week we endured not only the president’s dishonest defense of Islamic polygamy in his African family…
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Donald JoyJuly 25, 2014
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Planes, Trains, And Motorcades: President Smidgen Organizes The Community

We are entering Bizarro Land now. All hell is breaking loose overseas and on the homefront, while Barack Hussein Obama…
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Donald JoyJuly 21, 2014
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“Coronary By Cop”: Should Police Follow Suspects’ Orders, Or The Other Way Around?

Hmm, let’s see, a 6′ 4″, 400-lb career criminal–with 31 prior arrests on a variety of charges ranging from drug…
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Donald JoyJuly 16, 2014
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Dinesh D’Souza And My Guatemalan Jarhead Co-worker

In 2008, I was working at a job in the Virginia suburbs of the Washington, D.C. metropolitan area–an international community…
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Donald JoyJuly 9, 2014
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The Zombie Apocalypse Will Not Be Televised

Iranian-born Valerie Jarrett cackles behind the closed doors of the West Wing offices, rubbing her hands together and occasionally sipping…
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Donald JoyJuly 2, 2014
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Operation Wetback 2014: You Kids Get Off My Lawn

There are at least two good reasons why I should get away with such a politically-incorrect title for this article.…
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Donald JoyJune 25, 2014
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How President Gowdy Solved the Middle East Problem

Back in 2021, right after Trey Gowdy’s inauguration, Muslims at first fled away from the cities of Mecca and Medina…
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Donald JoyJune 18, 2014
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Deliver Us From Evil, Deliver Us Some Emails

According to experts in the information technology field, it should be a fairly mundane thing to round up the all of Lois Lerner’s…
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Donald JoyJune 11, 2014
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TEA PARTY SHOCKWAVE: Unknown David Slays GOP Goliath Cantor In Wild, Historic Primary Upset

The astonishing, unexpected outcome of Virginia’s 7th congressional district Republican primary election erupted across the political landscape last night. In…
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Donald JoyJune 4, 2014
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The Audacity Of Hussein: Obama Rubs His Jihad In Our Faces

It’s heinous enough that the criminal Obama has yet again flagrantly violated our nation’s laws, by illegally releasing the who’s…
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Donald JoyMay 21, 2014
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Dr. Boko Soetoro Will See You Now

There’s a popular graphic/meme going around on Facebook, showing a picture of Rod Serling, the host of the old black-and-white…
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Donald JoyMay 7, 2014
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Do We Dare Elect A Republican President in 2016?

The other day I was talking to my friend, Steve, about politics. I met Steve in 2008, when we had…
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Donald JoyMay 2, 2014
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The Benghazi Scandal Is Finally Blowing Up Big-Time

Suddenly, the investigation into the 9/11/2012 attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi has taken an astonishing turn toward exposing…
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Donald JoyApril 30, 2014
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Black Supremacy Update: The Pick-And-Roll Pays A Lot Better Than Picking Cotton

Within less than a week in this dystopian, race-obsessed version of America straight out of a George Orwell novel, an…
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Donald JoyApril 23, 2014
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Bundy’s Critics Overlook How The West–Or Turf Anywhere–Was Won In The First Place

Even among some Tea Party types, there are voices who are saying Cliven Bundy is just a free-loading, renegade rancher…
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Donald JoyApril 16, 2014
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Comedian Lewis Black Wants Socialism as “Forced Christianity”–Here’s Why He’s Wrong

Someone needs to explain to those (especially socialists) who have been misled otherwise–Jesus Christ did not preach public charity. In fact, he taught…
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Donald JoyApril 9, 2014
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Reality Wages War on Womyn’s Wages–Republicans Don’t

“When women gained their equality, they lost their superiority.” ~ Unknown It’s nobody else’s danged business what an employer pays…
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Donald JoyApril 3, 2014
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Much Worse Than Mere Flashbacks: Not A Good Day at Ft. Hood or Kent State

While preparing an early analysis of this afternoon’s shootings at Ft. Hood, frantically gathering as many details as I could…
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Donald JoyMarch 26, 2014
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The Lance Armstrong of American Politics: A Study in Biochemistry and the Madness of Crowds

In the summer of 1999 I was unemployed, unmarried, and a bit depressed, living in the Pacific Northwest. I decided…
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Donald JoyMarch 19, 2014
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Why A Missing Planeload Of People Dominates Coverage & Consciousness 24/7

People have started to complain about the overwhelming amount of news discussion devoted to the disappearance of flight MH370. The…
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Donald JoyMarch 17, 2014
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MH370 Mystery: Remembering Malaysia’s Role In 9/11 And In Other Islamic Terror

In January, 2000, Malaysia’s capital was where key members of Al Qaeda held their “Kuala Lumpur summit” to plan the bombing…
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Donald JoyMarch 16, 2014
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MH370 Pilot an Obsessive Political Fanatic — Attended Sodomy Trial Of Malaysian Opposition Leader Before Takeoff

Breaking developments in the biggest aviation caper of all time point to the captain of the missing plane being a…
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Donald JoyMarch 12, 2014
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Davy Jones’ Ringtones, Jihad, and the Mystery of Flight MH370

Immediately following the bloody Islamic terrorist train bombings of 2004 in Madrid, Spain, rock troubadour Willie Nile wrote and recorded…
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Donald JoyMarch 8, 2014
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CPAC-alypse 2014: Overdosing On Conservatism, A Contradiction In Terms?

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” ~ Hunter S. Thompson On this final, frenetic afternoon of the…
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Donald JoyMarch 5, 2014
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The Blue-Eyed Racism Of Vladimir Putin

(The following is satire.) It’s so unfortunate to see the leader of a prominent foreign nation such as Russia’s Vladimir…
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Donald JoyFebruary 28, 2014
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A Tale Of Two “Diverse” American Flag Incidents: “IDGAF,” vs. “The Least I Could Do Was Pick It Up”

[Please note that the idea for this column was inspired by a picture contrast & caption regarding two sensational “viral”…
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