Satire/humor
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Scorching Contrast: Barack Hussein Obama versus America
The contrast is glaring John Adams: “The consequences arising from the continual accumulation of public debts in other countries ought…
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Bergdahl Leak?: No One Told Me ‘War Could be Dangerous’
The following is satire. by Diana Jameson, new DP staff (GERMANY) —It was only a matter of time: an apparent…
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One Way to Get Rid of the Problem at the VA???
Steve Bower’s suggestion for one possible way to get rid of the problem at the VA???
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More VA: Surprise in the VA Surgery?
Another surprise, courtesy of the VA?
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Sandra Fluke: ‘‘I’d Rather Be a Captive Nigerian Girl than Touched by a Republican’’
The following is satire. (HERMOSA BEACH, CA) —Taking time out from her campaign to win California Senate seat 28 in…
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Target Stores to Stop Selling Cotton–Made Products Due to Crop’s Role in Slavery
The following is satire. by Diana Jameson, DP staff Tuesday, May 6, 2014, (MINNEAPOLIS) — “Clothes made of cotton, cotton…
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Barack, Bill and a Boys Night Out!
President Bill Clinton rolls his eyes as he looks at his smart phone. BC: Hello, Barack is that you? BO:…
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Exclusive! Willie Robertson takes Barack Obama Duck Hunting
Recently Duck Commander Willie Robertson invited President Barack Obama to go duck hunting. I have obtained the only known transcript…
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Hitler: ‘No Trannies? Of Course! THAT’S Why I Lost the War!’
The following is satire by Adolf Hitler Dear America, After seven decades of wondering, agonizing, spending sleepless nights tossing and…
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‘Thank You for Freeing Me from My ‘Job Lock’ President Obama!’
by Larry Carver, former UPS Employee, Dear President Obama and Congress, As of 3:22 PM, last Friday, I ceased being…
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Oval Office Winter Olympics Ruminations?
Barack Obama, Sochi, Russia, Winter Olympics, Terror Threats and Vladimir Putin? What a combination!
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Pelosi: ‘‘Waiting Longer in Emergency Rooms Will Allow You to Make New Friends!’’
(The following is satire.) Dear Fellow Americans, Among the many fears people are expressing about the Affordable Care Act is…
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Sneaky: The New Talking Points About Gun Control
I’d like to thank my friends at the NSA for this text intercept and their sense of humor. Note that…
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Ahh, Now It’s All Clear: A ‘Liberal’ View of American History
Some people say that Liberals don’t understand American history, or frequently make up their own version of it. I’m here…
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K. Sebelius: “Your Obamacare Worries Will Be Cured When You’re Dead”
The Following is Satire. My Fellow Americans, I have not been deaf to the outcry over the impacts of the…
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Duck Flap: Truth is ‘Hate’ to Those Who Hate Truth
As widely reported, Phil Robertson, the patriarch in A&E’s breakaway hit Duck Dynasty, recently ran a-fowl of homosexual pressure groups,…
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Gay Rights Group: Disliking ‘Fruitcake’ Is Homophobic
(The following is satire). by Ledge Slater, DP stud and intern (NEW YORK) — A prominent gay rights organization is…
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Muslims Blame Christianity, U.S. for Muslim Man Trampled on Black Friday
The following is satire. by Ibrahim al-Lincoln, Official DP Muslim Civil War Re-enactor (DEARBORN, MI) — An anguished wife along…
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‘‘I Thought Obamacare Would Make Sure No One Would Ever Die!’’
[Editor: Typos and grammatical errors included below as in original] by Flower McMillan Dear President Obama, Mr. President, like, dude,…
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Head-Slapper! Obama Just Now Learning He is President!
The following is satire. (From WIRES) Monday, November 4th, 2013, (WASHINGTON) — According to White House sources, Barack Obama was…
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Political Correctness? Absurdity? Satire? Can I Laugh at That?
I have a bad habit. The kind that sets the politically-correct police and other stuffy types to wagging their finger…
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Visibly Distressed Obama Asks Daughters for Help Fixing HealthCare.Gov
Washington D.C.– After spending over five hundred million dollars on the failed and broken HealthCare.Gov, a visibly distressed President Obama…
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Fifth Person Dies While Waiting to Sign Up for Obamacare
The following is satire. (NASHVILLE, TN) — The notoriously long, hampered, arduous wait to sign up for Obamacare has reportedly…
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Obamacare vs. Politically Incorrect Shirts
The pressure to support Obamacare is so great, will even our choices of shirts be effected?
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Ministry of Truth Update: Under Obamacare Enslavement Promised!
The Ministry of Truth is proud to share the wonderful news of our most recent successes! Government facilitated health care…
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The Ministry of Truth and World War II Memorial
The following message has been approved by the Ministry of Truth and is intended to be widely disseminated among the…
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Nation’s Uninformed In Favor of Going to War With Syria
(The Following is Satire) Washington DC — As the possibility of war with Syria looms ever closer, many of the…
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Obama Support for Al Qaeda? What’s THAT All About?
President Obama’s efforts to assist al Qaeda forces in Syria can’t help but make one wonder where lie his loyalties.…
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9/11 Anniversary Attacks? White House Preparing for ‘Mother of All Non-Responses’
The Following is Satire (WASHINGTON) —Terrorists around the world beware…! If you’re thinking you can get away with another 9/11…
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Obama Administration Now Teaching Taliban Fighters Yoga to “Calm them down”
The following is satire (KABUL, AFGHANISTAN) — As the U.S. is preparing for possible military action in Syria while withdrawing…
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Personalized Peace Prize Warhead Aimed to Strike Syria
By Carl Kaver Clash Daily Guest Contributor The following is satire: Following the controversial use of chemical weapons in Syria,…
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TERROR! My Horrifying Run-In With … KOREAN PEOPLE!
The following is satire — sort of. I was petrified, frozen; immobilized in fear, the only part of me yearning…
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Anthony Weiner’s Penis Announces 2016 Presidential Run
NEW YORK–In a surprise press conference last week, Anthony Weiner’s Penis announced that it intends to throw its hat into…
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President Obama to Enter Rehab for “Vacation Addiction”
The Following is Satire. Tuesday, August 20th, 2013, (WASHINGTON) — President Obama has received much criticism from both the Right…