best bar joke ever

Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there’s a robot bartender! The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey.” The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says,” 168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey.” Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey,” and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”

The robot leans in real close and says, “SO, . . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Obama?”

  • stankohls

    Actually, I suspect that Obama supporters have a higher average IQ, than those voting for Romney. They do tend to be better educated, went further in college, etc.

    • RightUnite

      Ah… Highly doubtful… Most of the Obama supporters are welfare folks who are pretty dumb. I’m guessing you’re one of them.

      • Matt Gerlach

        You can be highly educated and still on welfare, that piece of paper they give you doesn’t mean you can apply what you have learned….or that you learned anything worthwhile to the rest of the world.

    • Matt Gerlach

      That is a commonly passed around statistic, I won’t comment on the truthfulness of it. What I read from those statistics is Obama supporters are self righteous sudo-intellectuals that think they know what is best for everyone and can’t stand anyone who doesn’t think the same way they do(i.e weren’t indoctrinated in the same manner). The attitude they give off in forums is that they know better than anyone else so the rest of the populace should just shut up and do what they are told, they then fly into a rage when it doesn’t work and play the race card. They don’t realize that they weren’t taught how to process data at most of those universities, they were just told what to think.

      • bryan


        • Matt Gerlach

          I knew that one was going to be wrong

    • Greg Doll

      Dispatch us from the bubble!

    • Lars Groteballen

      It’s about usefulness and competence, and, in a lifeboat, an Obama voter would be the first one eaten.

      • drkennethnoisewater

        Nash, vegetarian wimps are too gamy.

    • not stankohls

      It should be pointed out that IQ is not a function of education, merely a measure of how quickly the subject is able to acquire and make use of new information. A better educated person who went further in college might have known that.

      • Richard Blaine

        Some of the stupidest people I know have MA degrees.

        • qcubed

          And very likely are CEO’s..robbing us blind.

      • stankohls

        For the past half-century, it’s been recognized that IQ is a very complex measure, which can include simple memory, creativity, ability to draw conclusions from limited data, ability to “break sets and restructure,” etc.

    • Gill

      Prove it!

    • apb

      They DID vote for Obama, right? Actually makes ‘em out to be pretty stupid.

      • Forrest

        My Momma always told me, stupid is as stupid does.

    • tomindecatur

      Living in a large metro area, ALL of the worst areas of the city are up to their eyeballs in Democrats. In fact, I associate Democrats with low educational achievement, drug use, high crime, government dependence and a complete inability to take any responsibility for their lives. I am sure that all of them are Obama supporters. If their lives are so messed up, how it is that they have a higher IQ than the people here who live in the suburbs and have jobs, pay taxes, raise children in stable households and stand on their own two feet and tend to vote Republican?

      • M. Simon

        We need to make drugs cheaper. The self medicated rarely vote.

      • qcubed

        You need to do more research I think.

    • malclave

      Obama supporters didn’t earn those degrees. Someone else made that happen.

      • qcubed

        Ironically, their professors had a large part of the credit for that, yes. Go away troll.

    • unnltnd

      These days, having gone farther in college does not necessarily mean better educated. Further-more, heh.

    • Lanceman

      No, they are ‘credentialed’ and indoctrinated. I doubt seriously their IQs are anything above average.
      I find it interesting that most college graduates cannot spell, use proper grammar, syntax, etc.
      The dumbing down of America began in ‘public’ schools.
      Who was it that said “It is not our intent to make men of letters”?

      • Darkwater

        The General Education Board of the Rockefeller Foundation, Occasional Papers No. 1, 1913

    • UR2Funny

      You’re confusing education with intelligence.
      A common mistake for those lacking intelligence.

    • comatus

      Farther. They went farther in college.

      • stankohls

        I never understood the difference. Many thanks.

    • Lt. Stank

      There is no empirical data to back up your assertion that Obama supporters have a higher average IQ than those voting for Romney. None whatsoever. As such, your statement is false and you look like the fool.

  • Roy_Mustang2

    Ironically Democrats have historically won big among the post-college graduates and middle school drop outs. Republicans usually win high school and college grads.

  • Notjack

    In ths economy going on disability is a rational choice if you can do it. Two people I know, white, one male one female, MS and depression respectively.
    Why bother working when you can get by, just, with benefits, and crowd sourcing.

    • qcubed

      Get the rich aholes and business owners to CREATE JOBS, you know, like they holler about being for the past two decades? Then you can tell those with benefits that there are jobs..get one and gtfo of the entitlement line.


    Well, all of the recent graduates and many of those with advanced degrees are unemployed because of Zippy’s disastrous and fascist policies.

    • qcubed

      Fascist is limiting gay rights, women’s right to choose, and the ability of the poor to vote. Yea..whose got your fascist now?

  • rbeccah

    I had to laugh. Sorry, but I had to.

    • John Galt

      Where was the warning to put down my coffee before reading? Hilarious, and I especially loved the turn around on the so called “progressives”, who want to go “forward” to the 150 year old disproven and discredited Marxist theories of economics. While constantly proclaiming their intellectualy superiority they cannot seem to produce any real world results. Well, positive results anyway….

      • qcubed

        They sure as hell produce positive results for the rich. The rich win either way. Shoot all party politicians. Burn all lawyers at the stake. Then, start anew.

  • HopeyChangey

    Not funny.

  • Astro Boy

    Not satisfied the man goes back into the Bar one more time and the Bartender asks him what will you have, the man says Diet Soda… The Robot says so what is your IQ.. the man Answers… I am functionally Brain Dead….. “So, you voted for Bush twice then.”

  • Anonymous

    You’ll notice that the robot had no qualms accepting that after three whiskeys the guy’s level of intelligence decreased.

  • Juan

    I’m offended as a person who likes good jokes…

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