best bar joke ever

By Clash Daily / 24 July 2012 / 44 comments

Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there’s a robot bartender! The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey.” The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says,” 168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey.” Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey,” and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”

The robot leans in real close and says, “SO, . . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Obama?”

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stankohls

Actually, I suspect that Obama supporters have a higher average IQ, than those voting for Romney. They do tend to be better educated, went further in college, etc.
- RightUnite
  
  Ah… Highly doubtful… Most of the Obama supporters are welfare folks who are pretty dumb. I’m guessing you’re one of them.
  - http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Gerlach/100000135309573 Matthew Gerlach
    
    You can be highly educated and still on welfare, that piece of paper they give you doesn’t mean you can apply what you have learned….or that you learned anything worthwhile to the rest of the world.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Gerlach/100000135309573 Matthew Gerlach
  
  That is a commonly passed around statistic, I won’t comment on the truthfulness of it. What I read from those statistics is Obama supporters are self righteous sudo-intellectuals that think they know what is best for everyone and can’t stand anyone who doesn’t think the same way they do(i.e weren’t indoctrinated in the same manner). The attitude they give off in forums is that they know better than anyone else so the rest of the populace should just shut up and do what they are told, they then fly into a rage when it doesn’t work and play the race card. They don’t realize that they weren’t taught how to process data at most of those universities, they were just told what to think.
  - bryan
    
    Pseudo*
    - http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Gerlach/100000135309573 Matthew Gerlach
      
      I knew that one was going to be wrong
- http://www.facebook.com/greg.doll.39 Greg Doll
  
  Dispatch us from the bubble!
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Lars-Groteballen/100001155092043 Lars Groteballen
  
  It’s about usefulness and competence, and, in a lifeboat, an Obama voter would be the first one eaten.
  - drkennethnoisewater
    
    Nash, vegetarian wimps are too gamy.
- not stankohls
  
  It should be pointed out that IQ is not a function of education, merely a measure of how quickly the subject is able to acquire and make use of new information. A better educated person who went further in college might have known that.
  - Richard Blaine
    
    Some of the stupidest people I know have MA degrees.
    - qcubed
      
      And very likely are CEO’s..robbing us blind.
  - stankohls
    
    For the past half-century, it’s been recognized that IQ is a very complex measure, which can include simple memory, creativity, ability to draw conclusions from limited data, ability to “break sets and restructure,” etc.
- Gill
  
  Prove it!
- apb
  
  They DID vote for Obama, right? Actually makes ‘em out to be pretty stupid.
  - Forrest
    
    My Momma always told me, stupid is as stupid does.
- tomindecatur
  
  Living in a large metro area, ALL of the worst areas of the city are up to their eyeballs in Democrats. In fact, I associate Democrats with low educational achievement, drug use, high crime, government dependence and a complete inability to take any responsibility for their lives. I am sure that all of them are Obama supporters. If their lives are so messed up, how it is that they have a higher IQ than the people here who live in the suburbs and have jobs, pay taxes, raise children in stable households and stand on their own two feet and tend to vote Republican?
  - http://powerandcontrol.blogspot.com/ M. Simon
    
    We need to make drugs cheaper. The self medicated rarely vote.
  - qcubed
    
    You need to do more research I think.
- malclave
  
  Obama supporters didn’t earn those degrees. Someone else made that happen.
  - qcubed
    
    Ironically, their professors had a large part of the credit for that, yes. Go away troll.
- unnltnd
  
  These days, having gone farther in college does not necessarily mean better educated. Further-more, heh.
- Lanceman
  
  No, they are ‘credentialed’ and indoctrinated. I doubt seriously their IQs are anything above average.
  I find it interesting that most college graduates cannot spell, use proper grammar, syntax, etc.
  The dumbing down of America began in ‘public’ schools.
  Who was it that said “It is not our intent to make men of letters”?
  - Darkwater
    
    The General Education Board of the Rockefeller Foundation, Occasional Papers No. 1, 1913
- UR2Funny
  
  You’re confusing intelligence with education.
  A common mistake for those lacking intelligence.
- comatus
  
  Farther. They went farther in college.
  “Etc.”
  - stankohls
    
    I never understood the difference. Many thanks.
    bk
- Lt. Stank
  
  There is no empirical data to back up your assertion that Obama supporters have a higher average IQ than those voting for Romney. None whatsoever. As such, your statement is false and you look like the fool.
Roy_Mustang2

Ironically Democrats have historically won big among the post-college graduates and middle school drop outs. Republicans usually win high school and college grads.
- qcubed
  
  Citation needed.
  - Roy_Mustang2
    
    2000
    Middle School Dropouts 39% Bush
    Postgrads 44% Bush
    
    2004
    Middle School Dropouts 49% Bush
    Postgrads 44% Bush
    
    http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/pages/results/states/US/P/00/epolls.0.html
    - qcubed
      
      Thanks, anything covering the last election?
      - Roy_Mustang2
        
        Obama won everybody. It was a landslide.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jack-Arnold/1259562281 Jack Arnold

In ths economy going on disability is a rational choice if you can do it. Two people I know, white, one male one female, MS and depression respectively.
Why bother working when you can get by, just, with benefits, and crowd sourcing.
- qcubed
  
  Get the rich aholes and business owners to CREATE JOBS, you know, like they holler about being for the past two decades? Then you can tell those with benefits that there are jobs..get one and gtfo of the entitlement line.
LWGII

Well, all of the recent graduates and many of those with advanced degrees are unemployed because of Zippy’s disastrous and fascist policies.
- qcubed
  
  Fascist is limiting gay rights, women’s right to choose, and the ability of the poor to vote. Yea..whose got your fascist now?
http://twitter.com/rbeccah rbeccah

I had to laugh. Sorry, but I had to.
- John Galt
  
  Where was the warning to put down my coffee before reading? Hilarious, and I especially loved the turn around on the so called “progressives”, who want to go “forward” to the 150 year old disproven and discredited Marxist theories of economics. While constantly proclaiming their intellectualy superiority they cannot seem to produce any real world results. Well, positive results anyway….
  - qcubed
    
    They sure as hell produce positive results for the rich. The rich win either way. Shoot all party politicians. Burn all lawyers at the stake. Then, start anew.
http://profile.yahoo.com/EKILQPK6DSXQYHW5ANWR4FV2FU HopeyChangey

Not funny.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1518025383 Brian E Kelly

Not satisfied the man goes back into the Bar one more time and the Bartender asks him what will you have, the man says Diet Soda… The Robot says so what is your IQ.. the man Answers… I am functionally Brain Dead….. “So, you voted for Bush twice then.”
Anonymous

You’ll notice that the robot had no qualms accepting that after three whiskeys the guy’s level of intelligence decreased.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_B27PWMPDLVVYHQQPIYZL7LE7JE Juan

I’m offended as a person who likes good jokes…

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