About the author: Doug Giles

Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at ClashDaily.com and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter. And check out his new book, Rise, Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation.

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  • Marge

    This would be so funny if it weren’t so true! It makes me so sad to think this is our new reality!

    • Antonio Cafe

      I agree. It is demonstrative of the god these people worship. As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

      • John

        The whole article is stupid and there are no gods. You are wasting your time and money going to church.

        • edc

          If that is true, why does it bother you so much? There are no gods, but there is A GOD, and, believe it or not He loves you.

        • Light_V_Dark

          John, you will be HAPPY TO KNOW, GOD DOES NOT LOVE WICKED PEOPLE, regardless what little edc has to say.

          Atheists ALWAYS SIDE WITH EVIL, YOU DON’T HAVE A CHOICE.

          Your own VENOM will be what does you in. And I, personally, pray for you to die of natural causes__SOON!
          http://www.apologetics.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=292:the-absurdity-of-life-without-god&catid=96:bonus-content&Itemid=80
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          Negatively, he (Dostoevsky) tried to show that if the existence of God is denied, then one is landed in complete moral relativism, SO THAT NO ACT, REGARDLESS HOW DREADFUL OR HEINOUS, CAN BE CONDEMNED BY THE ATHEIST{emphasis}. To live consistently with such a view of life is unthinkable and impossible. Hence, atheism is destructive of life and ends logically in suicide.

        • wog1

          How do you know for sure? Have you been to the ends of the heavens? I am sure that you know everything? You know what they say about a know it all?

  • Abby

    Doug’s pen is wickedly truthful!

    • John

      No just stupid and paranoid. He’s playing the gullible.

  • Candace

    Now that was both funny and depressing.

    • a1NannaGail2u

      I have to agree with you Candace, it is funny, yet depressing. If they ever come home repeating this “PSALM???”, my grand children will be disinherited.

  • KJQ

    Doug, I really like you and agree with most of what you say. However, as a brother in Christ I have to tell you that as amusing as this re-write of Psalm 23 may seem to be, it is nevertheless mocking God’s Word and as such, is a violation of the 3rd commandment.

    Sadly, many Christians today have a very narrow view of this commandment (and all the commandments in general), thinking it only means using God’s names as swear words/phrases. It is so much more than that. I hope you’re not one with such a narrow view. For those willing to explore this further, our Pastor preached 12 sermons on the 3rd commandment from July 18th to October 24th, 2010. They can be found on our web site here: http://www.arpnovascotia.com/covenant/WLC.htm.

    • FAAQ2

      Well Doug your going to hell now ! The 3rd Commandment – wow that’s scary – so what is the penalty ?? And Sadly many BiBle Nazi’s want to jam it down our throat !

      • KJQ

        Well, the penalty for all sins is eternity in hell. Since we all sin (“For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God” Rom 3:23), we all deserve to spend eternity in hell, separated from God. Nothing we can do ourselves can or will prevent this just sentence from being carried out. Praise God that He has chosen some to be spared this penalty and sent Christ to pay the penalty for their sin on the cross. All believers and non-believers sin daily in thought, word, and deed. The difference is that true believers don’t want to, learn to hate their sin, and look to God through Christ by the Holy Spirit to help them sin less; whereas unbelievers love their sin and don’t want to stop sinning.

  • Justintime

    Truth to power

  • Justintime

    RT AMERICA

  • ELS

    To KJQ, These are not words from G-d, but written by David, as all Psalms were. Doug is very funny and sadly truthful.

    • KJQ

      ELS: Your epistemology of the holy scriptures is flawed to say the least:

      “All Scripture is breathed out by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, and for training in righteousness, that the man of God may be complete, equipped for every good work.” – 2 Tim 3:16-17

      In addition, while most of the Psalms were written down by David, not all were. Asaph, Korahites, Heman, Ethan, Moses, Solomon, and about 50 anonymous/unknown authors also wrote one or more of them, all of course under the divine inspiration of God (i.e. every word written was/is as if God Himself wrote them). Any irreverent use of any portion of scripture (e.g. reading, speaking, re-wording, mocking) is taking the Lord’s name in vain, and hence sinful.

      Call me picky, but no sin is small in God’s eyes, and Christians are commanded to point out sin to their fellow Christian (ideally in private, but since Doug sinned publicly, the reproof must be public as well).

  • Light_V_Dark

    Doug,

    I watched a 2 HOUR SPECIAL, LAST NIGHT, re Billy Graham’s 94th birthday. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, wishing this GODLY MAN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

    Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Mitt Romney, Mr. T, for cryin out loud.

    Conspicuously absent, were any 0mamessiah-Disciples.

    I did a little perusing on TBN’s site and came up with this. (Note; I’m afraid that many of our Libertarian friends TOLERATE Jesus, as well as the Heathen, do.)

    My comment, earlier today»»»
    ————————
    Did you know that because Dr. Billy Graham advocated Biblical-values, to us, when voting a couple weeks ago, that he was being SNEAKY AND INSIDIOUS**?
    http://www.cbn.com/cbnnews/us/2012/October/Billy-Graham-Ad-Encourages-Voting-Biblical-Values/
    ———
    Graham also urged voters to pray that America remains one nation under God.
    Political experts say a push to support biblical principles usually appeals to the Republican party. But it’s unlikely to sway voters who already have their minds made up.
    ———
    “I personally am a Christian and like to vote based on my spiritual beliefs and values, and I would tend to vote for a candidate that values that as well,” Romney supporter Tom Duzan said.
    ————
    **”You’re being very sneaky and insidious about endorsing a candidate without saying the actual words,” Emery Anderson, an Obama supporter, said.

  • Light_V_Dark

    You can TELL if a people have become evil. If you DARE, SPEAK A DISCOURAGING WORD ABOUT THEM, OR THEIR BELIEF SYSTEM»»»YOU GONNA DIE, BRAH»»»

    Islam, Gaytheism, FEMARXISM, 0bamism, and Proud_Atheism, are 5 of the greatest evils on the planet, today. And, if you SAY IT, YOU HAD BETTER DO IT ANONYMOUSLY.

    We, even GOOD PEOPLE, don’t CARE how Muslims butcher each other, AND US. IT’S CALLED COWARDICE.
    http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2009/07/pinnacle-of-self-destruction.html?m=1
    Can there be a conflict between a sadist and a masochist; hatred and self-hatred; aggression and self-flagellation? Certainly not. Such pairs complement one another ideally.

    It is difficult to find more hatred of the West, than in the West itself. Listen and read what the representatives of the Western elite —

  • sagebrush6

    This is sad. And the Democrat liberals are promoting this still.

  • LeSellers

    The name for this religion is “Prytaneoltary”. We have been practicing it unawares for 110 years. Its theology has been evolving, and its adherents becoming more militant as time passes, but the goal is true salvation under our lord and master Whoeverfooledthepeoplelast — “salvation” being, of course, “slavery” (there being so little difference between the English words, most people, having graduated from a government-run, tax-funded welfare school, can’t recognize the difference).

    Mr. O’bama, will there ever be any Jobs?

  • Evermyrtle

    I think you have hit the nail squarely on the head for millions, some of which who are really in great need, but in far too many times when the people are too lazy to work,nor do they have any self respect, to urge them to find a job. I wish that more people could see and read it. maybe you should have it published. There are some of them, too large number, that laugh and brag to their friends, relatives, and neighbors how they are milking the government and the fools who are working to suppl these things for them.
    We have a system who hands this stuff out, hand over fist but nobody to regulate and decide tht difference of the needs and the greeds

    • Light_V_Dark

      Myrtle the Turtle»»How come you aren’t ripping on Doug Giles for being an HATER, as you did ME, FOR A FEW DAYS¿?

      How many LOONY COMMENTS did you make regarding MORMONISM ITS ORIGINS, AND ITS DANGERS¿?
      _________________
      Addendum: Poor Myrt went cataplectic, when I told her that I DESPISED THE EVIL FEMARXISTS, WHO’VE MURDERED MY CHARACTER, MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY CHILDREN, and this ONCE GREAT COUNTRY¿!¡

  • cottagemist

    It is not just the truly needy getting the help…its people…non citizens…illegals…which has jumped due to Obama administration encouraging the illigal activity…DOJ….failing to uphold current laws…the Presidents own aunt…illegal, got housing etc…so He is violating the oath taken…Uphold the law…that says it all…No wonder enemies say we are weak…vunerable…

  • Light_V_Dark

    Pravda called us ILLITERATE* FOR CROWNING 0mama a second time. When a Russian news agency is more CONSERVATIVE/ADULT, than ANYTHING IN AmeriKa, it SHOULD MAKE US THINK, FOR A SECOND—BUT, WE WON’T¿!¡
    ________________________
    *I disagree. We don’t have low Intelligence_Quotients. We are NARCISSISTIC, ALMOST TO THE POINT OF BEING AUTISTIC—ZOMBIES, GHOULS, ORCS, DEFARGE-CLONES, SUICIDAL-HIPPIES, et al.
    http://conservativebyte.com/2012/11/russian-newspaper-obama-was-re-elected-by-illiterate-society/
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    There is a GOOD PRINCIPLE which created ORDER, LIGHT, and MAN, and an EVIL PRINCIPLE which created CHAOS, DARKNESS, and WOMAN. Pythagoras
    _______________________________________________
    Humanism is THE DENIAL OF GOD AND THE TOTAL AFFIRMATION OF MAN. HUMANISM IS REALLY NOTHING ELSE THAN MARXISM. Karl Marx
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    Bad men cannot make good citizens. IT IS WHEN A PEOPLE FORGET GOD THAT TYRANTS FORGE THEIR CHAINS. Patrick Henry

  • Light_V_Dark

    OH, this is the signature*, on my outgoing e-mails.

    Not much of a CHRISTIAN, AM I¿? Cuckoo, Cuckoo, Cuckoo—-
    ______________________________
    *There is a GOOD PRINCIPLE which created ORDER, LIGHT, and MAN, and an EVIL PRINCIPLE which created CHAOS, DARKNESS, and WOMAN. Pythagoras
    _______________________________________________
    Humanism is THE DENIAL OF GOD AND THE TOTAL AFFIRMATION OF MAN. HUMANISM IS REALLY NOTHING ELSE THAN MARXISM. Karl Marx
    ______________________________________
    Bad men cannot make good citizens. IT IS WHEN A PEOPLE FORGET GOD THAT TYRANTS FORGE THEIR CHAINS. Patrick Henry

  • John

    Apparently Republicans have become too dumb to be able to recognise intelligence. They don’t understand science and still worship a magic skygod who is supposed to answer their prayers – but of course, being non-existent, never does. So this latest thing to hurl at liberals is this “They expect things for free meme”. Republicans of course forget that they love the military which gives them free military training with guns and aircraft so they could even learn to be airline pilots on the government dime.
    They would rather have bake sales and put people into bankruptcy when their kid gets leukemia. And those children born with handicaps – throw them under the bus.

    Clueless.

    • KarenWI

      Huhhh? Not quite getting your point, just random, unrelated statements?

    • Light_V_Dark

      The late M. Scott Peck wrote»»The personality disorder that encompasses EVIL, is PATHOLOGICAL_NARCISSISM. You’ve got it in SPADES, GHOULFIEND.

      You are DRIVEN, by MURDEROUS, ENVIOUS, NIHILISTIC_RAGE. You are only capable of excusing EVIL. YOU EXIST, TO HATE THE INNOCENT»»»GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, PIG_DOG.
      http://www.ahalmaas.com/Glossary/n/narcissistic_rage.htm

      The (narcissitic) rage may turn into, or be accompanied by, a cold hatred that gives her qualities of power, invincibility, and calculation. This hatred underlies the desire for vengeance, for wanting to inflict pain and suffering, and for actually enjoying getting back at the person who failed her. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sfc-Mac/608196608 Sfc Mac

      What exactly, does your diatribe have to do with the video parody of Obama’s socialist train wreck?

  • http://www.facebook.com/barbjeanpatton Barb Patton

    Doug Giles — I feel your pain and frustration. The trouble is | How can one wake up a lethargic and brain dead Nation that has been living, like an ostrich, with its head in the sand……

  • am2sweet

    Sad to think that people would allow this. Where are the churches in this? Talk about separation between state and church this isn’t separation at all. It’s the government taking over religion and action like it is a religion. Shows unons are evil if they allow this taught in the schools. But of course it appears that a lot of the world has turned to evil with the loss of God in their lives. I think there could be a war coming between the evil and the true Christians.

  • slickzip

    This makes me cry because it’s so TRUE ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  • regulus30

    enjoy your SOCIALISM;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;FOOLS..hahahahhaha

  • houston conservative

    You guys are just making things worse – put your heads together and use that energy for something worthwhile and positive that can really affect us here – And yes, I am an extremely conservative person – but this garbage is no better than the damn lesbians and homos spitting on Reagans picture in the WHY – Is this what we have all become…OMG

    • Light_V_Dark

      There is NO SUCH THING AS A CONSERVATIVE ATHEIST.

      Libertarians are Neo_Liberals, who like your guns OK, but, will only use them on us.

      Google, BESLAN, Serpent_Boy»»»

  • Light_V_Dark

    Some atheists are reasonably sane. Most, seem to ADORE Bloodthirsty Communists and satanic_Jihadists, though.

    John Jay Ray is an atheist who KNOWS, that rattlesnakes don’t make very good company.
    http://pcwatch.blogspot.com/2012/06/children-of-lesbian-couples-are-not_25.html?m=0
    Juergen Habermas, a veteran leftist German philosopher stunned his admirers not long ago by proclaiming, “Christianity, and nothing else, is the ultimate foundation of liberty, conscience, human rights, and democracy, the benchmarks of Western civilization. To this day, we have no other options [than Christianity]. We continue to nourish ourselves from this source. Everything else is postmodern chatter.”*

  • Light_V_Dark

    Atheists as a SWARM, are ENVIOUS, VOLCANIC, MURDEROUS, SEXUALLY DEPRAVED, ADULT_CHILDREN_OF_DARKNESS. Just that we BREATHE, makes you roll on the ground, swallow your tongues & pull your eyeballs out. LOFL¿!¡
    http://m.ahalmaas.com/phrases/narcissistic-rage
    The narcissistic individual, is prone to intense anger, an IRRATIONAL RAGE, which may take the form of acute explosions or be chronic and vengeful. This narcissistic rage is provoked by the slightest—real or imagined—narcissistic insult,
    such as not being seen, understood, or appreciated, in the way one feels he deserves. Narcissistic envy may arise; one hates anyone who has (or seems to have), a rich inner life or external acclaim and feels pain about not having what the other has. 

  • Light_V_Dark

    My FEAR OF GOD, IS OF DOING EVIL. Because I KNOW HOW I’M GOING TO PAY FOR IT.

    Whatever you do sexually with a consenting adult, not on MAIN STREET, IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS. THE EVIL PIGS IN THIS PHOTOGRAPH(below) DESERVE TO BE EUTHANIZED.
    http://www.forerunner.com/forerunner/X0508_Sandlin_-_Gods_Enemi.html

    What are the sentimentalists really saying?
    What sentimentalists are really saying when they balk at praying for God’s judgment upon evil individuals is that they are uneasy about a cause and effect relationship between sin and judgment. If we hate the evil, vicious results of pornographers, abortionists and cultists, yet we simultaneously shrink from requesting God’s judgment on the perpetrators, we are really saying that we dislike or disfavor a world in which judgment follows sin.

  • Progressive Republican

    Liars say this crap. Idiots believe it.

  • wog1

    It is sad to think that some people think this way. I am sure there are many things that they will not miss because ignorance is bliss.

  • Jeff Brodhead

    The State is my GOATherd… or SWINEherd…

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