Massacre Prevention Alert: Ban High Capacity Idiots, Not High Capacity Magazines

The composite of Satan’s spawn, Adam Lanza, is starting to unfurl, and unfortunately we are forced to learn more and more about this murderous grunt.

Reports from family friends, relatives and schoolmates describe Adam as, “intelligent, but unloving and anti-social.” By the looks of some of his Manson-like school pics, Stevie Wonder could’ve seen that this toad was channeling some major voodoo.

My question for the deceased Nancy Lanza is, “Why the heck would you teach this demoniac how to shoot? Your kid was seriously jacked up, and your answer was let’s get him into guns?” Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, lady. Eternal hindsight’s 20/20, eh?

The full version of this column is now only available in Doug Giles’ book, “Sandy Hook Massacre: When Seconds Count, The Police Are Minutes Away”.