Love Letters from Loraine: Friday’s Edition

Screen Shot 2013-02-17 at 1.21.13 PMToday’s amorous musings from Loraine were in response to our news report re: a “Medal of Honor Recipient Saying “No Thanks” to White House Invite.

Lo’ speaking about the Medal of Honor said of him,

“Good, we don’t want the f–k head in the white house because he is a racist bastard!  He hangs around with the WORST PEOPLE EVER, REPUBLICANS!!!  SO TO HELL WITH THIS F–KING IDIOT!”

Loraine must not have had her coffee this a.m. Or she had way too much. XOXO Lo!

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Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at ClashDaily.com and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter. And check out his new book, Rise, Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation.

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  • Erica

    I love Loraine. She should be the poster child for the Left! Too funny.

    • Northohio

      Would also make a great poster child for beastiality.

  • Daniel Larson

    Well as a proud member of the “Worst People Ever” club and apparntly by that affiliation an Effing Idiot as well, it is very obvious to me anyway that Loraine suffers from a severe case of “Cranial Anal Intrusion”

    • http://twitter.com/gunslingr45 Doc

      One wonders how Looney Liberals do that, what with the size of the heads they have to work with. Almost like a ship in a bottle.

  • ketma

    I’m thinking it’s time for an exorcism.

  • Steve Elkin

    How come she can’t find a good man/ ROTFL

  • John Kirkwood

    Is there a way that Clash can start a dating service? Hook this broad up with Todd!

    • gundog9mm

      John
      love your columns!!! Didn’t you get the memo? This toad is Todd’s mommy!
      What other explaination for the same insane rantings they both spew from their
      piehole? Losers both!

  • Kirk

    Doug the AR15 give away popup is getting annoying

  • Bill Board

    Perhaps this is why SSgt.Giunta chose not to attend Obama’s State of the Union address….
    http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=hxlcVAEj0sM&vq=large

  • Austin Jones

    Apparently, Lorraine has been smoking too much CRACK!

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