• Abby

    How do people mindlessly sign her petition. Do they really know what they are signing or just think she’s cute or don’t even care what they say they support.

    • jb80538

      They are liberally indoctrinated low information type people.

      • fliteking

        From birth. Hell, having liberal parents they are lucky they were even born!

        • bitterrootbill

          Correct, fliteking! Sad but true..

        • bitterrootbill

          Correct, fliteking! Sad but true..

      • fliteking

        From birth. Hell, having liberal parents they are lucky they were even born!

    • jb80538

      They are liberally indoctrinated low information type people.

    • jb80538

      They are liberally indoctrinated low information type people.

  • Abby

    How do people mindlessly sign her petition. Do they really know what they are signing or just think she’s cute or don’t even care what they say they support.

  • Abby

    How do people mindlessly sign her petition. Do they really know what they are signing or just think she’s cute or don’t even care what they say they support.

  • Dominic De Falco

    Further proof we live in a country of idiots!

  • Dominic De Falco

    Further proof we live in a country of idiots!

  • Dominic De Falco

    Further proof we live in a country of idiots!

    • Matooz

      And these are our brightest attending college and will some day be future leaders? We have been forsaken.

      • giegie

        Nothing but liberal judges and professors to teach them how to be a good communist.

      • giegie

        Nothing but liberal judges and professors to teach them how to be a good communist.

      • Dominic De Falco

        Absolutely terrifying isn’t it?

      • Dominic De Falco

        Absolutely terrifying isn’t it?

      • Dominic De Falco

        Absolutely terrifying isn’t it?

      • Dominic De Falco

        Absolutely terrifying, isn’t it?

    • Matooz

      And these are our brightest attending college and will some day be future leaders? We have been forsaken.

  • John Kirkwood

    Freaking Brilliant!!!

  • John Kirkwood

    Freaking Brilliant!!!

  • John Kirkwood

    Freaking Brilliant!!!

  • tarfu

    I looove you…keep up the good work liberal chick, love your satire, keep bringing the mindless obamabots to light

  • TexasLady

    The people you are helping flew airplanes into the WTTowers and are beheading people. You, miss smart ass, are a traitor!! Most of the signatures you get are from blacks. You really are making a point as to the intelligence in this country on college campuses! Yuck…what a PIG! Jailing is not good enough for you. You need to go live over there and help them in their country!

    • tarfu

      It’s satire!! She’s no more liberal than you…as Rush say’s she’s showing absurdity by being absurd

    • tarfu

      It’s satire!! She’s no more liberal than you…as Rush say’s she’s showing absurdity by being absurd

    • tarfu

      It’s satire!! She’s no more liberal than you…as Rush say’s she’s showing absurdity by being absurd

    • MamaB

      Ummm…. do you realize that this is satire??? She is not really a “liberal chick”…. :/ But seriously??? Jailing her??

    • MamaB

      Ummm…. do you realize that this is satire??? She is not really a “liberal chick”…. :/ But seriously??? Jailing her??

    • MamaB

      Ummm…. do you realize that this is satire??? She is not really a “liberal chick”…. :/ But seriously??? Jailing her??

    • krdave

      Dear Texas Lady, Yes, of course she is pointing out the intelligence level of the low intelligence voters. Since you figured that out, why couldn’t you see that she was doing it for exactly that reason? It is an attempt to show what kind of people put Obama in office , and to put us in the ridiculous position that he has.

    • Uh duh

      I think you must be as fking stupid as the ones she got to sign.

    • Uh duh

      I think you must be as fking stupid as the ones she got to sign.

    • Uh duh

      I think you must be as fking stupid as the ones she got to sign.

    • mac12sam12

      She’s a Republican and this is a parody.

    • mac12sam12

      She’s a Republican and this is a parody.

    • drdbiggs

      Wow!

      Glad to see someone is at the top of their game on this site!

      Parody and satire etc sure can’t slip by a master intellect as yourself!

      Your heart is in the right place but try some critical thinking before posting?

    • drdbiggs

      Wow!

      Glad to see someone is at the top of their game on this site!

      Parody and satire etc sure can’t slip by a master intellect as yourself!

      Your heart is in the right place but try some critical thinking before posting?

  • Gabriel Alan King

    Can we “hug” a rebel too?

  • Gabriel Alan King

    Can we “hug” a rebel too?

  • Norma Butcher

    Satire or not – I’m not amused. It’s disgusting. I’m really disappointed in the mindless idiots that actually signed this because THEY thought it to be real … Sad thing is that these people are most likely VOTERS! Shows you just how ignorant some young people are today! And this is our “country’s future”? Bleak ….

    • tarfu

      Welcome to the new amerika

    • tarfu

      Welcome to the new amerika

    • fliteking

      Norma is PISSED, and she should be! Best post Norma!

    • fliteking

      Norma is PISSED, and she should be! Best post Norma!

    • monacall

      I AGREE how can so many people be so stupid….all they have to do is half listen to what is going on and they would be ok…..but NO they do not ay any attention to their surroundings’….its sickening…this country has purposely GROWN educated idiots….sad but true…….its time to help clean up our act

    • lilmuse

      Perhaps the point isn’t to be amused, but to be informed. Informing people in this “amusing” way is very effective.

      • LMW51

        I’m not sure who it was that Liberal Chick informed. You and I already knew that there are far too many uninformed voters out there…did she “inform” those who signed her form about what it was they actually had signed? If not, then what purpose does this actually serve?

      • LMW51

        I’m not sure who it was that Liberal Chick informed. You and I already knew that there are far too many uninformed voters out there…did she “inform” those who signed her form about what it was they actually had signed? If not, then what purpose does this actually serve?

    • Ballistic45

      And they breed and vote… Hopefully in the near future they will come up with a Pre-Natal test for Liberalism.. I would support Abortion when they do…. It would save Parents 18 years of turmoil with Know-It-All Kids, and the world of financial ruin caused by their exploitation of Crises (Real or contrived) to increase their power and control over others…

      • lessthantolerant

        I am all for abortions for liberals.

      • lessthantolerant

        I am all for abortions for liberals.

    • Bo_Kassa

      Why didn’t the survey taker include sarin gas for the rebels….since the rebels already are using it and blaming the use of the gas on the government. Why is the vast majority of the signers black? Is there a reason for that? Or is this just another attempt to create racial dissension in the USA.

      • Panors77

        Didn’t you hear…….they already have enough sarin gas from Saddaam Hussiens stash.

    • Bo_Kassa

      Why didn’t the survey taker include sarin gas for the rebels….since the rebels already are using it and blaming the use of the gas on the government. Why is the vast majority of the signers black? Is there a reason for that? Or is this just another attempt to create racial dissension in the USA.

    • giegie

      Great post and wisdom Norm. Indoctrinated in schools/college public education and/or social texting losers. Future generation? PRETTY SCARY ISN’T IT?

    • GramE

      I’m OK with people being stupid – what I’m not OK with is stupid people voting. There have always been stupid and Xtreme stupid. I’m not OK with that population being in the majority. I do want voters to have an ID – liberals don’t want that as they would lose all the people who “vote early – vote often”. OOPs I guess I just revealed my city of birth (Chicago).

      • John W.H.

        only thing to do is start putting their picture on their food stamp card, and let them show it to vote, then do like the democRats do now, toss their vote in the trash

      • Panors77

        Yeah…vote often and multiple times like Melowese Richardson did.

      • Panors77

        Yeah…vote often and multiple times like Melowese Richardson did.

      • Panors77

        Yeah…vote often and multiple times like Melowese Richardson did.

    • GramE

      I’m OK with people being stupid – what I’m not OK with is stupid people voting. There have always been stupid and Xtreme stupid. I’m not OK with that population being in the majority. I do want voters to have an ID – liberals don’t want that as they would lose all the people who “vote early – vote often”. OOPs I guess I just revealed my city of birth (Chicago).

    • GramE

      I’m OK with people being stupid – what I’m not OK with is stupid people voting. There have always been stupid and Xtreme stupid. I’m not OK with that population being in the majority. I do want voters to have an ID – liberals don’t want that as they would lose all the people who “vote early – vote often”. OOPs I guess I just revealed my city of birth (Chicago).

    • WASP

      We’ve allowed this to happen. These idiots spent 12+years in the gummint-controlled, commie union staffed Youth Indoctrination Day camps, being force-fed the Radical Liberal Agenda on our dime. THEN, they spend big bucks voluntarily submitting themselves to advanced indoctrination by the raving lunatic liberal college professors. We’re funding our own demise, and the liberals are smiling all the way to oppression.

    • WASP

      We’ve allowed this to happen. These idiots spent 12+years in the gummint-controlled, commie union staffed Youth Indoctrination Day camps, being force-fed the Radical Liberal Agenda on our dime. THEN, they spend big bucks voluntarily submitting themselves to advanced indoctrination by the raving lunatic liberal college professors. We’re funding our own demise, and the liberals are smiling all the way to oppression.

    • Hoosier Daddy

      Obama = why stupid people should not vote.

    • Hoosier Daddy

      Obama = why stupid people should not vote.

    • Hoosier Daddy

      Obama = why stupid people should not vote.

    • lucitee

      We can thank our Government Board of Education and its Ultra Left Liberal Socialist Curriculum! They are in total control of our Nations children’s education which starts at pre-school, or earlier if 0′Bama gets his way, all the way to college and beyond! The earlier children are indoctrinated, brain-washed, and trained, the easier they are o control! Instead of innovative, individual thinking, intelligent, and contributing adults, the future will consist of obedient robots who will not question what is asked of them! THAT’S what happens in Countries with Dictators! Research it, THEN adjust our expectations and accept it, OR our determination NOT to allow it to happen and challenge it!

    • woodgrain

      I feel the same way. Does that mean I’m old?? LOL Dumb uninformed, not that they want to be informed students. That’s the bad part. These people can vote!!!!

    • woodgrain

      I feel the same way. Does that mean I’m old?? LOL Dumb uninformed, not that they want to be informed students. That’s the bad part. These people can vote!!!!

  • sherri3863

    It is amazing to me how ignorant people are This is the reason our country is in the mess it is There was a piece done recently where people were asked to sign a petition to repeal the 2nd amendment and person after person blindly signed it. Finally they found one man who said no. It is very scary to realize people like this vote. No wonder we are lacking true leadership in this country!

  • fliteking

    When an obvious fake character is able to get someone to sign up to support Al-Qaeda . . . the signer should lose their drives license, their right to vote, and all entitlements.

    • juswonderin

      Fliteking: I agree wholeheartedly with you! She should be more forward with this cuz too many people that have lost their loved ones in the War Against America on our own soil, & their sorrow is still very raw! This is NOT funny, but it would probably happen for real, if they don’t know that it’s a joke. There’s NOTHING A JOKE WITH THE RADICAL ISLAMISTS! Their total goal is to destroy America & an all other countries, by force. Beheading is not what we Americans do; except for those that have joined the movement & gone to “fight for Islam.”

      • fliteking

        Thanks juswonderin! You are a fine and rational American. Have a great week.

    • juswonderin

      Fliteking: I agree wholeheartedly with you! She should be more forward with this cuz too many people that have lost their loved ones in the War Against America on our own soil, & their sorrow is still very raw! This is NOT funny, but it would probably happen for real, if they don’t know that it’s a joke. There’s NOTHING A JOKE WITH THE RADICAL ISLAMISTS! Their total goal is to destroy America & an all other countries, by force. Beheading is not what we Americans do; except for those that have joined the movement & gone to “fight for Islam.”

    • juswonderin

      Fliteking: I agree wholeheartedly with you! She should be more forward with this cuz too many people that have lost their loved ones in the War Against America on our own soil, & their sorrow is still very raw! This is NOT funny, but it would probably happen for real, if they don’t know that it’s a joke. There’s NOTHING A JOKE WITH THE RADICAL ISLAMISTS! Their total goal is to destroy America & an all other countries, by force. Beheading is not what we Americans do; except for those that have joined the movement & gone to “fight for Islam.”

    • lilmuse

      At Least their right to vote. Hard to educate everyone on all the insanity going on today.

    • Me_in_Canada_eh

      Please include the right to reproduce, we don’t need any more of these mindless entities. No wonder the NWO types want to depopulate the planet. I’m not supporting that, it’s dead wrong, just that they promote the view that many people just seem to ‘exist’ here in the West, like a plant or someone’s pet, without any purpose or direction in their lives. I find it thoroughly disgusting. Here in Canada, many single mothers on assistance will completely ignore world events, including national politics. When I ask them about it, they shrug their shoulders and say. “Oh well, doesn’t affect me.”

      • fliteking

        Great addition to the list Canada_eh. I have cousins in Toronto . . . . always reminding me how much better fishing is in the “Great White North” .

        Have a good week.

  • fliteking

    When an obvious fake character is able to get someone to sign up to support Al-Qaeda . . . the signer should lose their drives license, their right to vote, and all entitlements.

  • Steve Horvath Sr USMC

    This is a fake, but those who signed didn’t know that and should be punished for

    TREASON

  • Steve Horvath Sr USMC

    This is a fake, but those who signed didn’t know that and should be punished for

    TREASON

    • lilmuse

      Also proof that NDAA is a Highly selective political tool.

    • lilmuse

      Also proof that NDAA is a Highly selective political tool.

    • lilmuse

      Also proof that NDAA is a Highly selective political tool.

  • JKO

    Amazing, the dumbing down of America has yielded these results. Time to protect our kids, starting at Kindergarten !

  • JKO

    Amazing, the dumbing down of America has yielded these results. Time to protect our kids, starting at Kindergarten !

    • Me_in_Canada_eh

      This should be an ad for homeschooling.

  • JKO

    Amazing, the dumbing down of America has yielded these results. Time to protect our kids, starting at Kindergarten !

  • garyamusic .

    Oh………the state of out stupidity, we have fallen so far so fast; while we watch NASCAR, football and the Kardashians

    • Bart Smith

      You can still be well informed as a NASCAR and football fan. Being a sports fan does not have to consume your entire life. People who watch the Kardashians, on the other hand…

      • garyamusic .

        Touche Bart! :)

        I guess I should have said: The Kardashians, Jersey Shore and the Simpsons……………….but sure a heck a Simpsons fan would come along and check mated me……………..

      • garyamusic .

        Touche Bart! :)

        I guess I should have said: The Kardashians, Jersey Shore and the Simpsons……………….but sure a heck a Simpsons fan would come along and check mated me……………..

      • garyamusic .

        Touche Bart! :)

        I guess I should have said: The Kardashians, Jersey Shore and the Simpsons……………….but sure a heck a Simpsons fan would come along and check mated me……………..

    • Bart Smith

      You can still be well informed as a NASCAR and football fan. Being a sports fan does not have to consume your entire life. People who watch the Kardashians, on the other hand…

    • Bart Smith

      You can still be well informed as a NASCAR and football fan. Being a sports fan does not have to consume your entire life. People who watch the Kardashians, on the other hand…

  • http://ClashDaily.com/ Donald Joy

    Triple F!@#ing BARF

  • http://ClashDaily.com/ Donald Joy

    Triple F!@#ing BARF

  • T Rauncher

    Obama voters… Leftist, Moronic, Uninformed, Lemmings.

  • T Rauncher

    Obama voters… Leftist, Moronic, Uninformed, Lemmings.

  • T Rauncher

    Obama voters… Leftist, Moronic, Uninformed, Lemmings.

  • Tom Logic

    We cannot let them co-opt the language folks. These mindless dolts are not liberals and the sentiments, ideals, and leadership the support have nothing to do with classic liberalism. These are properly indoctrinated ‘progressive socialists’. We must call it for what it is, and no longer allow them or their elected/supported leadership to hide behind the descriptor – liberal; for that they are most certainly not.

  • Tom Logic

    We cannot let them co-opt the language folks. These mindless dolts are not liberals and the sentiments, ideals, and leadership the support have nothing to do with classic liberalism. These are properly indoctrinated ‘progressive socialists’. We must call it for what it is, and no longer allow them or their elected/supported leadership to hide behind the descriptor – liberal; for that they are most certainly not.

  • oandroplex700

    this is just a example of one of the young morons, that have gotten a liberal education

  • oandroplex700

    this is just a example of one of the young morons, that have gotten a liberal education

  • raccman

    And THEY are the future of our country ?

  • raccman

    And THEY are the future of our country ?

  • raccman

    And THEY are the future of our country ?

  • Encycloman

    She obviously does not realize that 1) as a woman, she is on the very bottom of life as a human in the Muslim world; 2) the ‘people’ she is helping would like to rule this world one way or another; and 3) if they get power in any area of the world, they insist on those people accepting their religion AND WAY OF LIFE or get beheaded.

    • Bart Smith

      You obviously don’t realize this is satire meant to mock the low information types who are gullible or stupid enough to sign the petition. She’s showing how easy it is to gin up support for insane left wing causes.

    • Bart Smith

      You obviously don’t realize this is satire meant to mock the low information types who are gullible or stupid enough to sign the petition. She’s showing how easy it is to gin up support for insane left wing causes.

    • Bart Smith

      You obviously don’t realize this is satire meant to mock the low information types who are gullible or stupid enough to sign the petition. She’s showing how easy it is to gin up support for insane left wing causes.

  • Encycloman

    She obviously does not realize that 1) as a woman, she is on the very bottom of life as a human in the Muslim world; 2) the ‘people’ she is helping would like to rule this world one way or another; and 3) if they get power in any area of the world, they insist on those people accepting their religion AND WAY OF LIFE or get beheaded.

  • Encycloman

    She obviously does not realize that 1) as a woman, she is on the very bottom of life as a human in the Muslim world; 2) the ‘people’ she is helping would like to rule this world one way or another; and 3) if they get power in any area of the world, they insist on those people accepting their religion AND WAY OF LIFE or get beheaded.

  • Sgt. York

    as long as the care pkg has a dose of C4 in it.

  • Driver_S

    It’s really disappointing and scary that college students are so uninformed, and would support the very people that want all of us dead. It has to be a reflection on the liberal schools indoctrination teaching. It’s scary that they are part of the voting sheeple of ignorant, ill informed population. Of course, with the Muslim Brotherhood terrorist they’ve managed to put on the throne to worship, what can you expect?

  • Driver_S

    It’s really disappointing and scary that college students are so uninformed, and would support the very people that want all of us dead. It has to be a reflection on the liberal schools indoctrination teaching. It’s scary that they are part of the voting sheeple of ignorant, ill informed population. Of course, with the Muslim Brotherhood terrorist they’ve managed to put on the throne to worship, what can you expect?

  • Driver_S

    It’s really disappointing and scary that college students are so uninformed, and would support the very people that want all of us dead. It has to be a reflection on the liberal schools indoctrination teaching. It’s scary that they are part of the voting sheeple of ignorant, ill informed population. Of course, with the Muslim Brotherhood terrorist they’ve managed to put on the throne to worship, what can you expect?

  • WHTEHEAT

    She is a poster child for post birth abortion. Still not to late for her to kiss her dumb azz bye bye. muct have studied at NYjew.

  • WHTEHEAT

    She is a poster child for post birth abortion. Still not to late for her to kiss her dumb azz bye bye. muct have studied at NYjew.

  • WHTEHEAT

    She is a poster child for post birth abortion. Still not to late for her to kiss her dumb azz bye bye. muct have studied at NYjew.

  • jmach11

    These are the same kind of people who believe that Che Guevara is a heroic freedom fighter.

  • Reelman1946

    The cultists and cult nations mean it, they really mean it…and have for 1,400 years.

  • wandamurline

    What is she trying to be a 60′s love child? She needs to be deported to Syria and see how she likes being beaten, or maybe raped, or possibley have her stupid head removed. Also note the people she is targeting…only three white people signed the paper, while all but one black kid signed and the two Hispanics signed….while the guard who was black did not and ran her off. There you have it….the minorities are clueless and a lot of college kids are clueless….maybe this is why they can’t find jobs when they graduate. The ones signing are the ones that put Obama in the White House for another four years….just saying.

    • Me_in_Canada_eh

      Why don’t you understand she is not genuinely trying to help al Qaeda? She is showing the level of knowledge and intelligence of the Obama supporters, that they will follow Zero over a cliff and not ask any questions.

      • drdbiggs

        Can’t fix stupid!

        I wanted to laugh but was too horrified after thinking about how this is just the start and down hlli from here.

        Wandamurline’s heart was in the right place.

      • drdbiggs

        Can’t fix stupid!

        I wanted to laugh but was too horrified after thinking about how this is just the start and down hlli from here.

        Wandamurline’s heart was in the right place.

      • drdbiggs

        Can’t fix stupid!

        I wanted to laugh but was too horrified after thinking about how this is just the start and down hlli from here.

        Wandamurline’s heart was in the right place.

  • Ricarrdo estavans

    So went Rome so will go America. This is a testament to the American Education system.

    • lilmuse

      I give the media credit also.

      • Ricarrdo estavans

        True However the indoctrination, propagandizing starts in the early grades. The dumbing down and lack of critical thought begins in school. Ignorant and uninformed parents and guardians are also to blame. So we have the axis of evil. Stupid parents, the media and the academy.

      • Ricarrdo estavans

        True However the indoctrination, propagandizing starts in the early grades. The dumbing down and lack of critical thought begins in school. Ignorant and uninformed parents and guardians are also to blame. So we have the axis of evil. Stupid parents, the media and the academy.

      • Baf

        Can’t really blame the media on this one because, these students don’t watch news or listen to radio. They get their liberal lectures from their socialized teachers. They are like cattle in a stampede. If the leader of the herd goes over a cliff, the rest of the herd will follow. This is why it would be sooooo easy to give them all kool-aid and liberals know that they can get young college students to believe that we are martians.

    • lilmuse

      I give the media credit also.

    • shannon attwood

      We The People have to do something, but what? I think the Bikers that rode on 9-11 and Texas should be who we follow.

      • Ricarrdo estavans

        I got my Harley Road King and went to DC.

      • Ricarrdo estavans

        I got my Harley Road King and went to DC.

    • shannon attwood

      We The People have to do something, but what? I think the Bikers that rode on 9-11 and Texas should be who we follow.

  • Alayna Nikole

    Wow, Who knew it would be so easy to get support for terrorists? Ya gotta wonder why people go along with things they obviously know nothing about.

    • GinnyLee

      Exactly how BHO got elected. That, and the complicit media.

  • borg

    The care packages need Bibles.

  • borg

    The care packages need Bibles.

  • James

    Our Colleges are supposed to be a place of learning, but, I think that this proves that we do not teach the kids to think. I think you could get college kids to sign a petition to raise their own tuition if you expressed it so that it sounds good. We are always telling them to think outside of the box. Hell, they do not even know what the box is let alone
    knowing when they are outside of it.

  • James

    Our Colleges are supposed to be a place of learning, but, I think that this proves that we do not teach the kids to think. I think you could get college kids to sign a petition to raise their own tuition if you expressed it so that it sounds good. We are always telling them to think outside of the box. Hell, they do not even know what the box is let alone
    knowing when they are outside of it.

  • James

    Our Colleges are supposed to be a place of learning, but, I think that this proves that we do not teach the kids to think. I think you could get college kids to sign a petition to raise their own tuition if you expressed it so that it sounds good. We are always telling them to think outside of the box. Hell, they do not even know what the box is let alone
    knowing when they are outside of it.

  • jlbs

    I think her key word was “persecuted”. They will sign anything if that word is used. At least there were a few who didn’t sign —- maybe they knew the rebels are the “persecutors” and not the “persecuted”.

    • lilmuse

      Playing victim is part of the left game plan.

    • lilmuse

      Playing victim is part of the left game plan.

  • jlbs

    I think her key word was “persecuted”. They will sign anything if that word is used. At least there were a few who didn’t sign —- maybe they knew the rebels are the “persecutors” and not the “persecuted”.

  • jlbs

    I think her key word was “persecuted”. They will sign anything if that word is used. At least there were a few who didn’t sign —- maybe they knew the rebels are the “persecutors” and not the “persecuted”.

  • VirgoVince

    College indoctrinated idiots, just like our ugly idiot libturd gubmint!!
    Don’t expect too much good out of them!!

  • VirgoVince

    College indoctrinated idiots, just like our ugly idiot libturd gubmint!!
    Don’t expect too much good out of them!!

  • Amber

    And we are paying for these stupid students to go to school – you can tell for sure they are Obama fans.

  • Amber

    And we are paying for these stupid students to go to school – you can tell for sure they are Obama fans.

  • giant33

    We have to many young idiots in ths once great country. To many young people going to college. If and when they get out college they think they deserve a good job. This is what the liberal mind set created. God help us.

  • Me_in_Canada_eh

    The future of North America is in deep, deep doodoo.

  • william major

    i truly hope she gets run over by a car the traitor

    • drdbiggs

      Glad to see someone is at the top of their game on this site!

      Parody and satire etc sure can’t slip by a master intellect as yourself!

    • drdbiggs

      Glad to see someone is at the top of their game on this site!

      Parody and satire etc sure can’t slip by a master intellect as yourself!

    • drdbiggs

      Glad to see someone is at the top of their game on this site!

      Parody and satire etc sure can’t slip by a master intellect as yourself!

  • Sagebrush6

    Is liberal chick Jane Fonda kid ?

    • Fred Doe

      I think she is ridiculing their stupidity.

  • Jarheadwife

    Empty hearts and minds…they can’t even think or act intelligently because they are led by empty hearts and minds dressed in suits and skirts touting themselves as experts with empty heads and empty words…our so called leaders are EMPTY and half our country is following them.

  • Jarheadwife

    Empty hearts and minds…they can’t even think or act intelligently because they are led by empty hearts and minds dressed in suits and skirts touting themselves as experts with empty heads and empty words…our so called leaders are EMPTY and half our country is following them.

  • deserveliberty

    Uhhh…. Dear Commenters, Hint: Be on the lookout for parody and satire used for the purpose of exposing ignorance, stupidity and idiocy (is that redundant?)

  • Matooz

    These “students” hear the words “care package ” and ” persecuted” and “helping” and…rather then listen and think, they sign for what most probably believe are altruistic reasons . They emote throughout their lives rather than apply rational thought to what they are aligning themselves with. Products of liberal indoctrination rather than education.

    • Irma

      As college students, they should have at least learned to listen and read. But alas, they can do neither. We would be better off if these students were in a cave, very deep into the ground.

    • drdbiggs

      Buzz words and talking points are the demoRATS mantra!!

      Critical thinking isn’t!!

    • drdbiggs

      Buzz words and talking points are the demoRATS mantra!!

      Critical thinking isn’t!!

    • drdbiggs

      Buzz words and talking points are the demoRATS mantra!!

      Critical thinking isn’t!!

  • gepops58

    I have a better idea let’s bag up liberal chick and send her to Syria for the rebels let’s also send Obama there with her

    • Ruby_Con

      You obviously don’t get it either. Lib chick is mocking them.

      • KellyKAFIR

        a perfectly useful Alinsky tactic used against them. Highly recommend that book as well as the book “Confrontational Politics”

      • KellyKAFIR

        a perfectly useful Alinsky tactic used against them. Highly recommend that book as well as the book “Confrontational Politics”

      • KellyKAFIR

        a perfectly useful Alinsky tactic used against them. Highly recommend that book as well as the book “Confrontational Politics”

    • Ruby_Con

      You obviously don’t get it either. Lib chick is mocking them.

  • Ruby_Con

    Parents have abdicated their roles as the “first educators” They need to stop paying for this horrendous caliber of education.

  • GinnyLee

    She’s good. She could be standing in the middle of the ’60s.

    I’d like to know what campus she was on. Amazing, how people only hear “care package” and none of the details. Only one or two shied away from her.

    What is equally as disturbing, is that so many people posting here are so ready to jump on her case and condemn her, rather than listen to what she’s really doing.

  • SOCAL_DEMOCRAT

    The “dumbing down” of America is for a reason.

  • http://www.facebook.com/aemoreira81 aemoreira81

    I’d have to see the signatures on that petition to see if those are genuine names. If it is full of names like Ben Dover, Mike Hunt, Kent Parker Wright, Phil McCracken, and the like, that would tell me something very different than if the names sound real. (The above are examples of gag names intentionally used by trolls to try to trip people up in circumstances just like this; there are other ones that would look way too obvious and that I cannot type here.) The video doesn’t show what the names are on that petition.

    If it were me presented with that petition, I’d sign it with a gag name (and a straight face); the joke would be on them.

    • TBJWebmaster

      But made up names are the majority on any liberal backed petition, placed there by genuine believers each signing dozens of times. How would anyone pick out the serious fakes from the joking fakes?

    • TBJWebmaster

      But made up names are the majority on any liberal backed petition, placed there by genuine believers each signing dozens of times. How would anyone pick out the serious fakes from the joking fakes?

  • http://www.facebook.com/aemoreira81 aemoreira81

    I’d have to see the signatures on that petition to see if those are genuine names. If it is full of names like Ben Dover, Mike Hunt, Kent Parker Wright, Phil McCracken, and the like, that would tell me something very different than if the names sound real. (The above are examples of gag names intentionally used by trolls to try to trip people up in circumstances just like this; there are other ones that would look way too obvious and that I cannot type here.) The video doesn’t show what the names are on that petition.

    If it were me presented with that petition, I’d sign it with a gag name (and a straight face); the joke would be on them.

  • Chuck

    After watching this I feel like my head was put through a blender. If these kids are the future of America, then America has NO FUTURE.

    I can foresee a future where those states that are not run by the gangster left secede from the “Union” and begin to rebuild an educated and civil society.

  • Chuck

    After watching this I feel like my head was put through a blender. If these kids are the future of America, then America has NO FUTURE.

    I can foresee a future where those states that are not run by the gangster left secede from the “Union” and begin to rebuild an educated and civil society.

  • nellie

    Why doesn’t she warp herself and Obama and send yourselves. Just can’t believe it. Hey, they hate us chick!!!!

    • Bart Smith

      This is parody. She’s doing it to expose the ignorance and stupidity. Did you not notice how she was struggling to keep from laughing at the idiots signing the petition in several instances?

      And I guess the plug for Clash Daily and credit for them producing it wasn’t a dead giveaway.

    • Bart Smith

      This is parody. She’s doing it to expose the ignorance and stupidity. Did you not notice how she was struggling to keep from laughing at the idiots signing the petition in several instances?

      And I guess the plug for Clash Daily and credit for them producing it wasn’t a dead giveaway.

    • Bart Smith

      This is parody. She’s doing it to expose the ignorance and stupidity. Did you not notice how she was struggling to keep from laughing at the idiots signing the petition in several instances?

      And I guess the plug for Clash Daily and credit for them producing it wasn’t a dead giveaway.

  • nellie

    Why doesn’t she warp herself and Obama and send yourselves. Just can’t believe it. Hey, they hate us chick!!!!

  • nellie

    Why doesn’t she warp herself and Obama and send yourselves. Just can’t believe it. Hey, they hate us chick!!!!

  • Admiral America

    Between the electronic voter fraud, and the moronic masses shaped by the lackluster education system, fraudulent mainstream media, fluoride in the drinking water, and chemicals in the food, we are on the precipice of eternal tyranny. With each passing year we don’t take back the Constitutional Republic it will become more difficult to do so.

    • KellyKAFIR

      Your tax dollars at work… the braless, stinking hippies of the 60′s cut their hair, put on a suit and started teaching… this is the second generation of little Marxists… They were trying in my generation but I fought them my whole way through school, standing up to their crap (and still getting good grades) but now with Commie Core (common core) kids like me will be tracked…

      See ya in the Fema camps! WOLVERINES!!! lol.

    • KellyKAFIR

      Your tax dollars at work… the braless, stinking hippies of the 60′s cut their hair, put on a suit and started teaching… this is the second generation of little Marxists… They were trying in my generation but I fought them my whole way through school, standing up to their crap (and still getting good grades) but now with Commie Core (common core) kids like me will be tracked…

      See ya in the Fema camps! WOLVERINES!!! lol.

    • KellyKAFIR

      Your tax dollars at work… the braless, stinking hippies of the 60′s cut their hair, put on a suit and started teaching… this is the second generation of little Marxists… They were trying in my generation but I fought them my whole way through school, standing up to their crap (and still getting good grades) but now with Commie Core (common core) kids like me will be tracked…

      See ya in the Fema camps! WOLVERINES!!! lol.

  • karen willis

    This pisses my off to no end. This Country has become filled with people who are mindless brainwashed ,young people who can not think in the real world on their own They only think what is being thought in the schools today. God Help Us from he Government run schools.

  • karen willis

    This pisses my off to no end. This Country has become filled with people who are mindless brainwashed ,young people who can not think in the real world on their own They only think what is being thought in the schools today. God Help Us from he Government run schools.

  • Marsha Moore

    This is NOT funny. The people that signed this are dangerously ignorant and brainless. Interesting it was the man with a foreign accent that understood how outrageous this was.

  • Marsha Moore

    This is NOT funny. The people that signed this are dangerously ignorant and brainless. Interesting it was the man with a foreign accent that understood how outrageous this was.

  • Lorraine E

    I wonder how the liberal chick will look in a black burka. I can just picture her in a burka begging for food and not allowed to speak because al Qaeda won’t allow it.

    • KellyKAFIR

      Burkas are not black – you are talking about a niqab and abaya.

    • KellyKAFIR

      Burkas are not black – you are talking about a niqab and abaya.

    • KellyKAFIR

      Burkas are not black – you are talking about a niqab and abaya.

  • Lorraine E

    I wonder how the liberal chick will look in a black burka. I can just picture her in a burka begging for food and not allowed to speak because al Qaeda won’t allow it.

  • Lorraine E

    I wonder how the liberal chick will look in a black burka. I can just picture her in a burka begging for food and not allowed to speak because al Qaeda won’t allow it.

  • Mason

    What I don’t understand is why ‘they’ (the producers of this satiric video) are not doing an ‘exit’ interview to ‘wake the signers up’ to the fact that: ‘PEOPLE, WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SIGNED IS a PETITION to AID THE ENEMY!’ What a bunch of Morons! It would have a much stronger impact. I really believe that whoever did this video, should have considered the fact that it also is creating the image of being real, when the ‘interviewer’ does not show her ‘Contempt’ for ‘Their’ (signers) stupidity or ‘Ignorance’ — and these people are on a college campus? It is scary enough knowing how ignorant the populace really is … and, how willing they are to follow the herd … right over the cliff. Notice how some of the signers, grabbed the clipboard from their companion after they signed … only to follow? Amazingly stupid people are creating a world that will ultimately come crashing down around them … and us … if ‘We’ the smart ones keep allowing ‘Them’ to remain uninformed and uneducated. How hard would it have been to ‘Slap them’ back into reality after they blindly signed a petition to aid the enemy?

    • http://www.facebook.com/aemoreira81 aemoreira81

      You’re presuming that they’re signing their real names…without actually seeing the names on the petition…you really don’t know.

      • Mason

        aemoreira81 – Really? This is how you justify their actions? Were you one of the signers, and now embarrassed by your own actions? Please … give me a break! There are ‘many, many things’ that you and I are not aware of in this world, and therefore ‘we’ have to use our ‘instinctual feelings’ and ‘intelligence’ to look more closely beyond what is put in front of us … and you’re right, we don’t know what name they put on the ‘petition’ – however, their actions have already given others the inference ‘they’ are supporting a ‘regime’ that remain ‘Uninformed’ and ‘Unintelligent Decision Makers.’ There’s a lot of things that ‘we’ really don’t know … but, I would have never signed any such thing giving a fake name or not … as much as not participating in a ‘gay parade’ when I am not gay. Even if I am not gay, just being in the parade gives people the indication that I would be, or a supporter … so why give people that indication?

      • Mason

        aemoreira81 – Really? This is how you justify their actions? Were you one of the signers, and now embarrassed by your own actions? Please … give me a break! There are ‘many, many things’ that you and I are not aware of in this world, and therefore ‘we’ have to use our ‘instinctual feelings’ and ‘intelligence’ to look more closely beyond what is put in front of us … and you’re right, we don’t know what name they put on the ‘petition’ – however, their actions have already given others the inference ‘they’ are supporting a ‘regime’ that remain ‘Uninformed’ and ‘Unintelligent Decision Makers.’ There’s a lot of things that ‘we’ really don’t know … but, I would have never signed any such thing giving a fake name or not … as much as not participating in a ‘gay parade’ when I am not gay. Even if I am not gay, just being in the parade gives people the indication that I would be, or a supporter … so why give people that indication?

      • Mason

        aemoreira81 – Really? This is how you justify their actions? Were you one of the signers, and now embarrassed by your own actions? Please … give me a break! There are ‘many, many things’ that you and I are not aware of in this world, and therefore ‘we’ have to use our ‘instinctual feelings’ and ‘intelligence’ to look more closely beyond what is put in front of us … and you’re right, we don’t know what name they put on the ‘petition’ – however, their actions have already given others the inference ‘they’ are supporting a ‘regime’ that remain ‘Uninformed’ and ‘Unintelligent Decision Makers.’ There’s a lot of things that ‘we’ really don’t know … but, I would have never signed any such thing giving a fake name or not … as much as not participating in a ‘gay parade’ when I am not gay. Even if I am not gay, just being in the parade gives people the indication that I would be, or a supporter … so why give people that indication?

      • drdbiggs

        You are presuming that they are smart enough to remember their names.

      • drdbiggs

        You are presuming that they are smart enough to remember their names.

      • Mason

        aemoreia81 – Really? That’s the best that you have? Of course we don’t know what they’re writing on the petition, although if it were a gay parade, and they were marching in the parade … then one would have to assume, ‘they’ are in fact; gay … or supporting the agenda. Not that I care if they’re gay … but I do care if people are ‘stupid’ and are not smart enough to know that they are supporting the ‘Enemy’ – since it will ultimately fall on those who do care … and we just don’t have time for ‘Stoopid’ people who can so easily be persuaded in believing that the current administration … or any administration for that matter … have their best interest at heart, when they are clearly ‘Uninformed’ and ‘Unintelligent.’ I would hope you wouldn’t fall into that category … otherwise, it would do no good conversing with you … since you would never understand, aside from getting your feelings hurt … and wanting to retaliate to merely prove yourself worthy of making a social commentary.

      • Mason

        aemoreia81 – Really? That’s the best that you have? Of course we don’t know what they’re writing on the petition, although if it were a gay parade, and they were marching in the parade … then one would have to assume, ‘they’ are in fact; gay … or supporting the agenda. Not that I care if they’re gay … but I do care if people are ‘stupid’ and are not smart enough to know that they are supporting the ‘Enemy’ – since it will ultimately fall on those who do care … and we just don’t have time for ‘Stoopid’ people who can so easily be persuaded in believing that the current administration … or any administration for that matter … have their best interest at heart, when they are clearly ‘Uninformed’ and ‘Unintelligent.’ I would hope you wouldn’t fall into that category … otherwise, it would do no good conversing with you … since you would never understand, aside from getting your feelings hurt … and wanting to retaliate to merely prove yourself worthy of making a social commentary.

      • Mason

        aemoreia81 – Really? That’s the best that you have? Of course we don’t know what they’re writing on the petition, although if it were a gay parade, and they were marching in the parade … then one would have to assume, ‘they’ are in fact; gay … or supporting the agenda. Not that I care if they’re gay … but I do care if people are ‘stupid’ and are not smart enough to know that they are supporting the ‘Enemy’ – since it will ultimately fall on those who do care … and we just don’t have time for ‘Stoopid’ people who can so easily be persuaded in believing that the current administration … or any administration for that matter … have their best interest at heart, when they are clearly ‘Uninformed’ and ‘Unintelligent.’ I would hope you wouldn’t fall into that category … otherwise, it would do no good conversing with you … since you would never understand, aside from getting your feelings hurt … and wanting to retaliate to merely prove yourself worthy of making a social commentary.

      • Mason

        aemoreia81 – Really? That’s the best that you have? Of course we don’t know what they’re writing on the petition, although if it were a gay parade, and they were marching in the parade … then one would have to assume, ‘they’ are in fact; gay … or supporting the agenda. Not that I care if they’re gay … but I do care if people are ‘stupid’ and are not smart enough to know that they are supporting the ‘Enemy’ – since it will ultimately fall on those who do care … and we just don’t have time for ‘Stoopid’ people who can so easily be persuaded in believing that the current administration … or any administration for that matter … have their best interest at heart, when they are clearly ‘Uninformed’ and ‘Unintelligent.’ I would hope you wouldn’t fall into that category … otherwise, it would do no good conversing with you … since you would never understand, aside from getting your feelings hurt … and wanting to retaliate to merely prove yourself worthy of making a social commentary.

  • Mason

    What I don’t understand is why ‘they’ (the producers of this satiric video) are not doing an ‘exit’ interview to ‘wake the signers up’ to the fact that: ‘PEOPLE, WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SIGNED IS a PETITION to AID THE ENEMY!’ What a bunch of Morons! It would have a much stronger impact. I really believe that whoever did this video, should have considered the fact that it also is creating the image of being real, when the ‘interviewer’ does not show her ‘Contempt’ for ‘Their’ (signers) stupidity or ‘Ignorance’ — and these people are on a college campus? It is scary enough knowing how ignorant the populace really is … and, how willing they are to follow the herd … right over the cliff. Notice how some of the signers, grabbed the clipboard from their companion after they signed … only to follow? Amazingly stupid people are creating a world that will ultimately come crashing down around them … and us … if ‘We’ the smart ones keep allowing ‘Them’ to remain uninformed and uneducated. How hard would it have been to ‘Slap them’ back into reality after they blindly signed a petition to aid the enemy?

  • Mason

    What I don’t understand is why ‘they’ (the producers of this satiric video) are not doing an ‘exit’ interview to ‘wake the signers up’ to the fact that: ‘PEOPLE, WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SIGNED IS a PETITION to AID THE ENEMY!’ What a bunch of Morons! It would have a much stronger impact. I really believe that whoever did this video, should have considered the fact that it also is creating the image of being real, when the ‘interviewer’ does not show her ‘Contempt’ for ‘Their’ (signers) stupidity or ‘Ignorance’ — and these people are on a college campus? It is scary enough knowing how ignorant the populace really is … and, how willing they are to follow the herd … right over the cliff. Notice how some of the signers, grabbed the clipboard from their companion after they signed … only to follow? Amazingly stupid people are creating a world that will ultimately come crashing down around them … and us … if ‘We’ the smart ones keep allowing ‘Them’ to remain uninformed and uneducated. How hard would it have been to ‘Slap them’ back into reality after they blindly signed a petition to aid the enemy?

  • Linda Tew

    Will not follow her

  • Linda Tew

    Will not follow her

  • mac12sam12

    What’s scary is the idiots signing the petition might be voters.

    • KellyKAFIR

      and probably vote more than once!

    • KellyKAFIR

      and probably vote more than once!

    • KellyKAFIR

      and probably vote more than once!

  • mac12sam12

    What’s scary is the idiots signing the petition might be voters.

  • foxxybey

    Is she just a liberal or just a joke? Anyone who would sign needs to be sent to a Islamic land and see how they like it there, LOL.

    • KellyKAFIR

      This is a joke and she does this to show how stupid liberals are.

    • KellyKAFIR

      This is a joke and she does this to show how stupid liberals are.

      • foxxybey

        Thanks, I was hoping nobody was that stupid, shows how stupid others are though? God Bless Friend:

    • KellyKAFIR

      This is a joke and she does this to show how stupid liberals are.

  • foxxybey

    Is she just a liberal or just a joke? Anyone who would sign needs to be sent to a Islamic land and see how they like it there, LOL.

  • Snoopy

    Hey “Liberal Chick” – Why don’t ya just get a gun and start shooting Americans? That is what A/Q does and you are supporting them – JOKE OR NOT!

    • Festerhawg

      You know that she is not really sending “care” packages to Al Qaeda right. She is conducting an experiment to show how dumb the college student is

    • Festerhawg

      You know that she is not really sending “care” packages to Al Qaeda right. She is conducting an experiment to show how dumb the college student is

  • Irma

    Silly, silly me – I thought people who got into college had to pass some kind of entrance exam to prove they weren’t DTDS (dumber than dog sh*t). Just heard on this morning’s news that only 8% of the students of the USA managed to “achieve” a competency level in mathematics. That is NOT reassuring at all! — No wonder they cannot grasp the idea of 17 trillion dollars in DEBT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. the students weren’t that much better in anything else either. God Help Us – Please!!!

  • Irma

    Silly, silly me – I thought people who got into college had to pass some kind of entrance exam to prove they weren’t DTDS (dumber than dog sh*t). Just heard on this morning’s news that only 8% of the students of the USA managed to “achieve” a competency level in mathematics. That is NOT reassuring at all! — No wonder they cannot grasp the idea of 17 trillion dollars in DEBT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. the students weren’t that much better in anything else either. God Help Us – Please!!!

  • Irma

    Silly, silly me – I thought people who got into college had to pass some kind of entrance exam to prove they weren’t DTDS (dumber than dog sh*t). Just heard on this morning’s news that only 8% of the students of the USA managed to “achieve” a competency level in mathematics. That is NOT reassuring at all! — No wonder they cannot grasp the idea of 17 trillion dollars in DEBT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. the students weren’t that much better in anything else either. God Help Us – Please!!!

  • sargeant rock

    Its not surprising when half the teachers in our universities are atheists, liberals or communists. Lets take all those who signed it and put them in the care box and send them over there… Or better yet, lets put them in the military and send them over there…

  • joe_mama

    This is why you should have to pass an IQ test before you are allowed to vote.
    I’d love to see voting restricted to property owners or some way to stop the illegal voters and such.

  • joe_mama

    This is why you should have to pass an IQ test before you are allowed to vote.
    I’d love to see voting restricted to property owners or some way to stop the illegal voters and such.

  • joe_mama

    This is why you should have to pass an IQ test before you are allowed to vote.
    I’d love to see voting restricted to property owners or some way to stop the illegal voters and such.

  • Krystie Linn

    Makes me sick, Lets send them a nice big candle called a bomb so they can blow themselves up.

  • omega2

    A SEDITIOUS ACT! ARREST HER AND CHAGE HE FOR AIDING AND ABETTING THE ENEMY!

  • omega2

    A SEDITIOUS ACT! ARREST HER AND CHAGE HE FOR AIDING AND ABETTING THE ENEMY!

    • WORSEKarma

      HOLY CRAP, YOU’RE STUPID!!!! She’s a CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL SATIRIST, you braindead twank.

    • WORSEKarma

      HOLY CRAP, YOU’RE STUPID!!!! She’s a CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL SATIRIST, you braindead twank.

    • WORSEKarma

      HOLY CRAP, YOU’RE STUPID!!!! She’s a CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL SATIRIST, you braindead twank.

  • omega2

    A SEDITIOUS ACT! ARREST HER AND CHAGE HE FOR AIDING AND ABETTING THE ENEMY!

  • Festerhawg

    The bad thing about this is that these students are going to be our future leaders someday. Gives me serious pause for that day.

  • Festerhawg

    The bad thing about this is that these students are going to be our future leaders someday. Gives me serious pause for that day.

  • Festerhawg

    The bad thing about this is that these students are going to be our future leaders someday. Gives me serious pause for that day.

  • Ruger S Redhawk

    Can you say – despicable liberal slattern?

    • WORSEKarma

      Can you say – Get a clue, diptard? She’s doing it as a social experiment to show exactly how stupid and brainwashed Leftists are. She’s a POLITICAL SATIRIST, just like Mark Dice. Holy crap… The stupid… It burns…

    • WORSEKarma

      Can you say – Get a clue, diptard? She’s doing it as a social experiment to show exactly how stupid and brainwashed Leftists are. She’s a POLITICAL SATIRIST, just like Mark Dice. Holy crap… The stupid… It burns…

  • Ruger S Redhawk

    Can you say – despicable liberal slattern?

  • drdbiggs

    Funniest story in Qweer’uns (Qur’an) is the:

    “Midnight Ride of Mohammed” ie Mira

    Mohammed rode a sheep or some such animal
    with wings (at least he didn’t use a carpet this time) around the
    middle east visiting “The Temple Mount” (Site of present day Mosque
    “Dome of the Rock”) in Jerusalem, I think he took in Damascus etc,etc
    but he did miss Disney World.

    He had tour guides and advisers like Arch angel Gabriel, (Gabriel gave
    him scores of revelations from Allah & pretty much appeared to
    Mohammed on a daily basis throughout the Qweer’uns )

    Now here is where it gets good, follow this closely:

    Gabriel escorts him to 1st heaven and introduces him to Adam and they
    high five with Adam saying “You duh Man!”

    Gabriel carries him off to the 2nd heaven where John the Baptist and
    Jesus greet him and tell him what a brother to them he is by spreading
    the true word! “You duh Man”

    Stay with me because it gets funnier.

    In the 3rd heaven, Joseph greets him with the same and wants to loan
    Mohammed his coat against the cold or some shite like that. “You duh
    Man” a common chorus.

    Mohammad and Gabriel journey on with the high fives and secret
    handshakes with other prophets in heavens 4 & 5 with, “what’s the
    haps”, “You duh Man”, “Party time” etc through out the heavens.

    He starts rapping with Moses in the 6th heaven and Moses is so
    overcome by what a stud Mohammed is that he breaks down & starts
    crying!! Tells Mohammed that he is so overcome with emotion after
    meeting him that his followers (muslimes) will enter Paradise in
    greater numbers than my (Moses) Jewish followers.

    Now that’s a slam on Jews from the guy who brought the Jews back to the
    promised land from “We gypted U” Pres Obozo. Mohammed didn’t have
    much use for Jews even when in heaven!

    But I digress.

    On to seventh heaven to continue his rapping with Abraham!!

    I told you this is funny!!

    So he is rapping, shuck & jiving, and receives visions about how many
    times a day he has to kneel and smell the butt cheeks of the guy in front
    of him while beating his head against the floor shouting, “Allahu Akbar”.
    Islam is a homosexual religion but the young BOY and girl virgins
    waiting in paradise described in the Qweer’uns is another funny story
    I will tell later sometime.

    Mohammed whines and says his Muslimes can’t do Neal and Bob 50 times a
    day espoused by Abraham and like a little bitch runs back down through
    the heavens pissing and moaning to everyone he can flap his gums to.

    Moses says, “Do Neal and Bob” less times a day because I already have
    tested this praying thing out on the Jews and they can’t even do it, so
    go back to Allah and ask for your sentencing (praying) time to be
    reduced.

    So Mohammed returns to Allah and gets doing Neal and Bob reduced to 40
    times. After much back and forth between Mohammed and Moses, further
    whining and groveling by Mohammed, he only has to do Neal and Bob 5
    times a day per Moses.

    Mohammed tells Moses that he has been such a whining, sniveling little
    bitch boy that he can’t go back and plead his case to Allah for only
    doing Neal and Bob 5 times a day.

    Allah overhears Mohammed whining and knows what weak scum suckers
    Mohammed’s followers are, that getting 5 Neal and Bob’s out of that
    piss poor group is as good as it gets.

    Party Time!! Mohammed descends through the heaven’s drinking wine and
    Fawty’s (40 ounce malt liquor) with all the prophets he had just met
    with his new right hand man, Gabriel.

    So back to Mecca after this long night of partying and drinking short
    dogs ie “Getting Shorty Out of Jail” (slang for buying a bottle of MD
    20/20 or a “short dog”; is used by resident street “dwellers”)

    The Quraysh (nasty Jew scum hassling Mohammed and giving him no props)
    scoff at him and say they don’t believe his story of rapping with all the great
    prophets and Allah etc. Traveling all this distance in so short a time w/o even
    carrying an AMEX card. etc, etc

    Mohammed says I will describe Jerusalem to you to prove what happened
    is not a lie!!

    Wrong move Mohammed!!
    Nobody, even the Muslimes have ever said he he was the sharpest knife
    in the drawer!!
    Trying to bullshite Jews, Jewish tribe of Quraysh, about the layout of
    Jerusalem!!

    2nd Wrong Move!!
    Mohammed does this travel report (sitrep) in front of his motley band
    of curs and idiots!
    His descriptions of Jerusalem were not altogether convincing.

    He is proved to be such a liar and fake that it causes his motley crew
    to start rioting and telling him what a fake false prophet he is, he
    is a moron etc. Some of them even abandon their faith and become Jews
    on the spot.
    Well, go back to worshiping the black meteorite or some similar such
    tripe.
    Not to bright these Arabs are as a whole!!

    Anyway, Allah consoles Mohammed, Qweer’uns 17:60, but causes Aisha
    (favorite main squeeze cause she is young and skinny ie trophy wife)
    and Mohammed to later claim “it’s only a dream, it’s only a movie”.
    Mohammed says he was just kidding as it wasn’t really a
    bodily/physical move, really more of a nightmare.

    (This is funny scary that these “butt nutts” actually believe this and
    is the foundation of the Islamic claim to Jerusalem as one of the holy
    cities of Islam.)
    This incident inflamed his already “poor” relationship with the Jewish
    tribes. (Pesky darn Jews, always calling me a stupid stinking Arab
    sheep lover, I’ll get them eventually if it’s the last thing I do!!)

    And that ladies and gentlemen is the Midnight Ride of Mohammed!!

  • drdbiggs

    Funniest story in Qweer’uns (Qur’an) is the:

    “Midnight Ride of Mohammed” ie Mira

    Mohammed rode a sheep or some such animal
    with wings (at least he didn’t use a carpet this time) around the
    middle east visiting “The Temple Mount” (Site of present day Mosque
    “Dome of the Rock”) in Jerusalem, I think he took in Damascus etc,etc
    but he did miss Disney World.

    He had tour guides and advisers like Arch angel Gabriel, (Gabriel gave
    him scores of revelations from Allah & pretty much appeared to
    Mohammed on a daily basis throughout the Qweer’uns )

    Now here is where it gets good, follow this closely:

    Gabriel escorts him to 1st heaven and introduces him to Adam and they
    high five with Adam saying “You duh Man!”

    Gabriel carries him off to the 2nd heaven where John the Baptist and
    Jesus greet him and tell him what a brother to them he is by spreading
    the true word! “You duh Man”

    Stay with me because it gets funnier.

    In the 3rd heaven, Joseph greets him with the same and wants to loan
    Mohammed his coat against the cold or some shite like that. “You duh
    Man” a common chorus.

    Mohammad and Gabriel journey on with the high fives and secret
    handshakes with other prophets in heavens 4 & 5 with, “what’s the
    haps”, “You duh Man”, “Party time” etc through out the heavens.

    He starts rapping with Moses in the 6th heaven and Moses is so
    overcome by what a stud Mohammed is that he breaks down & starts
    crying!! Tells Mohammed that he is so overcome with emotion after
    meeting him that his followers (muslimes) will enter Paradise in
    greater numbers than my (Moses) Jewish followers.

    Now that’s a slam on Jews from the guy who brought the Jews back to the
    promised land from “We gypted U” Pres Obozo. Mohammed didn’t have
    much use for Jews even when in heaven!

    But I digress.

    On to seventh heaven to continue his rapping with Abraham!!

    I told you this is funny!!

    So he is rapping, shuck & jiving, and receives visions about how many
    times a day he has to kneel and smell the butt cheeks of the guy in front
    of him while beating his head against the floor shouting, “Allahu Akbar”.
    Islam is a homosexual religion but the young BOY and girl virgins
    waiting in paradise described in the Qweer’uns is another funny story
    I will tell later sometime.

    Mohammed whines and says his Muslimes can’t do Neal and Bob 50 times a
    day espoused by Abraham and like a little bitch runs back down through
    the heavens pissing and moaning to everyone he can flap his gums to.

    Moses says, “Do Neal and Bob” less times a day because I already have
    tested this praying thing out on the Jews and they can’t even do it, so
    go back to Allah and ask for your sentencing (praying) time to be
    reduced.

    So Mohammed returns to Allah and gets doing Neal and Bob reduced to 40
    times. After much back and forth between Mohammed and Moses, further
    whining and groveling by Mohammed, he only has to do Neal and Bob 5
    times a day per Moses.

    Mohammed tells Moses that he has been such a whining, sniveling little
    bitch boy that he can’t go back and plead his case to Allah for only
    doing Neal and Bob 5 times a day.

    Allah overhears Mohammed whining and knows what weak scum suckers
    Mohammed’s followers are, that getting 5 Neal and Bob’s out of that
    piss poor group is as good as it gets.

    Party Time!! Mohammed descends through the heaven’s drinking wine and
    Fawty’s (40 ounce malt liquor) with all the prophets he had just met
    with his new right hand man, Gabriel.

    So back to Mecca after this long night of partying and drinking short
    dogs ie “Getting Shorty Out of Jail” (slang for buying a bottle of MD
    20/20 or a “short dog”; is used by resident street “dwellers”)

    The Quraysh (nasty Jew scum hassling Mohammed and giving him no props)
    scoff at him and say they don’t believe his story of rapping with all the great
    prophets and Allah etc. Traveling all this distance in so short a time w/o even
    carrying an AMEX card. etc, etc

    Mohammed says I will describe Jerusalem to you to prove what happened
    is not a lie!!

    Wrong move Mohammed!!
    Nobody, even the Muslimes have ever said he he was the sharpest knife
    in the drawer!!
    Trying to bullshite Jews, Jewish tribe of Quraysh, about the layout of
    Jerusalem!!

    2nd Wrong Move!!
    Mohammed does this travel report (sitrep) in front of his motley band
    of curs and idiots!
    His descriptions of Jerusalem were not altogether convincing.

    He is proved to be such a liar and fake that it causes his motley crew
    to start rioting and telling him what a fake false prophet he is, he
    is a moron etc. Some of them even abandon their faith and become Jews
    on the spot.
    Well, go back to worshiping the black meteorite or some similar such
    tripe.
    Not to bright these Arabs are as a whole!!

    Anyway, Allah consoles Mohammed, Qweer’uns 17:60, but causes Aisha
    (favorite main squeeze cause she is young and skinny ie trophy wife)
    and Mohammed to later claim “it’s only a dream, it’s only a movie”.
    Mohammed says he was just kidding as it wasn’t really a
    bodily/physical move, really more of a nightmare.

    (This is funny scary that these “butt nutts” actually believe this and
    is the foundation of the Islamic claim to Jerusalem as one of the holy
    cities of Islam.)
    This incident inflamed his already “poor” relationship with the Jewish
    tribes. (Pesky darn Jews, always calling me a stupid stinking Arab
    sheep lover, I’ll get them eventually if it’s the last thing I do!!)

    And that ladies and gentlemen is the Midnight Ride of Mohammed!!

  • drdbiggs

    Funniest story in Qweer’uns (Qur’an) is the:

    “Midnight Ride of Mohammed” ie Mira

    Mohammed rode a sheep or some such animal
    with wings (at least he didn’t use a carpet this time) around the
    middle east visiting “The Temple Mount” (Site of present day Mosque
    “Dome of the Rock”) in Jerusalem, I think he took in Damascus etc,etc
    but he did miss Disney World.

    He had tour guides and advisers like Arch angel Gabriel, (Gabriel gave
    him scores of revelations from Allah & pretty much appeared to
    Mohammed on a daily basis throughout the Qweer’uns )

    Now here is where it gets good, follow this closely:

    Gabriel escorts him to 1st heaven and introduces him to Adam and they
    high five with Adam saying “You duh Man!”

    Gabriel carries him off to the 2nd heaven where John the Baptist and
    Jesus greet him and tell him what a brother to them he is by spreading
    the true word! “You duh Man”

    Stay with me because it gets funnier.

    In the 3rd heaven, Joseph greets him with the same and wants to loan
    Mohammed his coat against the cold or some shite like that. “You duh
    Man” a common chorus.

    Mohammad and Gabriel journey on with the high fives and secret
    handshakes with other prophets in heavens 4 & 5 with, “what’s the
    haps”, “You duh Man”, “Party time” etc through out the heavens.

    He starts rapping with Moses in the 6th heaven and Moses is so
    overcome by what a stud Mohammed is that he breaks down & starts
    crying!! Tells Mohammed that he is so overcome with emotion after
    meeting him that his followers (muslimes) will enter Paradise in
    greater numbers than my (Moses) Jewish followers.

    Now that’s a slam on Jews from the guy who brought the Jews back to the
    promised land from “We gypted U” Pres Obozo. Mohammed didn’t have
    much use for Jews even when in heaven!

    But I digress.

    On to seventh heaven to continue his rapping with Abraham!!

    I told you this is funny!!

    So he is rapping, shuck & jiving, and receives visions about how many
    times a day he has to kneel and smell the butt cheeks of the guy in front
    of him while beating his head against the floor shouting, “Allahu Akbar”.
    Islam is a homosexual religion but the young BOY and girl virgins
    waiting in paradise described in the Qweer’uns is another funny story
    I will tell later sometime.

    Mohammed whines and says his Muslimes can’t do Neal and Bob 50 times a
    day espoused by Abraham and like a little bitch runs back down through
    the heavens pissing and moaning to everyone he can flap his gums to.

    Moses says, “Do Neal and Bob” less times a day because I already have
    tested this praying thing out on the Jews and they can’t even do it, so
    go back to Allah and ask for your sentencing (praying) time to be
    reduced.

    So Mohammed returns to Allah and gets doing Neal and Bob reduced to 40
    times. After much back and forth between Mohammed and Moses, further
    whining and groveling by Mohammed, he only has to do Neal and Bob 5
    times a day per Moses.

    Mohammed tells Moses that he has been such a whining, sniveling little
    bitch boy that he can’t go back and plead his case to Allah for only
    doing Neal and Bob 5 times a day.

    Allah overhears Mohammed whining and knows what weak scum suckers
    Mohammed’s followers are, that getting 5 Neal and Bob’s out of that
    piss poor group is as good as it gets.

    Party Time!! Mohammed descends through the heaven’s drinking wine and
    Fawty’s (40 ounce malt liquor) with all the prophets he had just met
    with his new right hand man, Gabriel.

    So back to Mecca after this long night of partying and drinking short
    dogs ie “Getting Shorty Out of Jail” (slang for buying a bottle of MD
    20/20 or a “short dog”; is used by resident street “dwellers”)

    The Quraysh (nasty Jew scum hassling Mohammed and giving him no props)
    scoff at him and say they don’t believe his story of rapping with all the great
    prophets and Allah etc. Traveling all this distance in so short a time w/o even
    carrying an AMEX card. etc, etc

    Mohammed says I will describe Jerusalem to you to prove what happened
    is not a lie!!

    Wrong move Mohammed!!
    Nobody, even the Muslimes have ever said he he was the sharpest knife
    in the drawer!!
    Trying to bullshite Jews, Jewish tribe of Quraysh, about the layout of
    Jerusalem!!

    2nd Wrong Move!!
    Mohammed does this travel report (sitrep) in front of his motley band
    of curs and idiots!
    His descriptions of Jerusalem were not altogether convincing.

    He is proved to be such a liar and fake that it causes his motley crew
    to start rioting and telling him what a fake false prophet he is, he
    is a moron etc. Some of them even abandon their faith and become Jews
    on the spot.
    Well, go back to worshiping the black meteorite or some similar such
    tripe.
    Not to bright these Arabs are as a whole!!

    Anyway, Allah consoles Mohammed, Qweer’uns 17:60, but causes Aisha
    (favorite main squeeze cause she is young and skinny ie trophy wife)
    and Mohammed to later claim “it’s only a dream, it’s only a movie”.
    Mohammed says he was just kidding as it wasn’t really a
    bodily/physical move, really more of a nightmare.

    (This is funny scary that these “butt nutts” actually believe this and
    is the foundation of the Islamic claim to Jerusalem as one of the holy
    cities of Islam.)
    This incident inflamed his already “poor” relationship with the Jewish
    tribes. (Pesky darn Jews, always calling me a stupid stinking Arab
    sheep lover, I’ll get them eventually if it’s the last thing I do!!)

    And that ladies and gentlemen is the Midnight Ride of Mohammed!!

  • John W.H.

    I don’t believe in hitting women, but if their are any women out here that would beat the crap out of this douche bag, you would make my day:!!

  • John W.H.

    I don’t believe in hitting women, but if their are any women out here that would beat the crap out of this douche bag, you would make my day:!!

    • Matooz

      John W.H., another indiscriminate fool who can’t see satire in it’s best form.

      • John W.H.

        If you think that witch is funny, I bet you voted for Obama

        • Matooz

          If you haven’t the intelligence to see the satire and the point she was making then you probably should not have the opportunity to vote; and no, I did not vote for B.O.

      • John W.H.

        If you think that witch is funny, I bet you voted for Obama

    • Matooz

      John W.H., another indiscriminate fool who can’t see satire in it’s best form.

    • Matooz

      John W.H., another indiscriminate fool who can’t see satire in it’s best form.

  • John W.H.

    I don’t believe in hitting women, but if their are any women out here that would beat the crap out of this douche bag, you would make my day:!!

  • drdbiggs

    Funniest story in Qweer’uns (Qur’an) is the:

    “Midnight Ride of Mohammed” ie Mira

    Mohammed rode a sheep or some such animal
    with wings (at least he didn’t use a carpet this time) around the
    middle east visiting “The Temple Mount” (Site of present day Mosque
    “Dome of the Rock”) in Jerusalem, I think he took in Damascus etc,etc
    but he did miss Disney World.

    He had tour guides and advisers like Arch angel Gabriel, (Gabriel gave
    him scores of revelations from Allah & pretty much appeared to
    Mohammed on a daily basis throughout the Qweer’uns )

    Now here is where it gets good, follow this closely:

    Gabriel escorts him to 1st heaven and introduces him to Adam and they
    high five with Adam saying “You duh Man!”

    Gabriel carries him off to the 2nd heaven where John the Baptist and
    Jesus greet him and tell him what a brother to them he is by spreading
    the true word! “You duh Man”

    Stay with me because it gets funnier.

    In the 3rd heaven, Joseph greets him with the same and wants to loan
    Mohammed his coat against the cold or some shite like that. “You duh
    Man” a common chorus.

    Mohammad and Gabriel journey on with the high fives and secret
    handshakes with other prophets in heavens 4 & 5 with, “what’s the
    haps”, “You duh Man”, “Party time” etc through out the heavens.

    He starts rapping with Moses in the 6th heaven and Moses is so
    overcome by what a stud Mohammed is that he breaks down & starts
    crying!! Tells Mohammed that he is so overcome with emotion after
    meeting him that his followers (muslimes) will enter Paradise in
    greater numbers than my (Moses) Jewish followers.

    Now that’s a slam on Jews from the guy who brought the Jews back to the
    promised land from “We gypted U” Pres Obozo. Mohammed didn’t have
    much use for Jews even when in heaven!

    But I digress.

    On to seventh heaven to continue his rapping with Abraham!!

    I told you this is funny!!

    So he is rapping, shuck & jiving, and receives visions about how many
    times a day he has to kneel and smell the butt cheeks of the guy in front
    of him while beating his head against the floor shouting, “Allahu Akbar”.
    Islam is a homosexual religion but the young BOY and girl virgins
    waiting in paradise described in the Qweer’uns is another funny story
    I will tell later sometime.

    Mohammed whines and says his Muslimes can’t do Neal and Bob 50 times a
    day espoused by Abraham and like a little bitch runs back down through
    the heavens pissing and moaning to everyone he can flap his gums to.

    Moses says, “Do Neal and Bob” less times a day because I already have
    tested this praying thing out on the Jews and they can’t even do it, so
    go back to Allah and ask for your sentencing (praying) time to be
    reduced.

    So Mohammed returns to Allah and gets doing Neal and Bob reduced to 40
    times. After much back and forth between Mohammed and Moses, further
    whining and groveling by Mohammed, he only has to do Neal and Bob 5
    times a day per Moses.

    Mohammed tells Moses that he has been such a whining, sniveling little
    bitch boy that he can’t go back and plead his case to Allah for only
    doing Neal and Bob 5 times a day.

    Allah overhears Mohammed whining and knows what weak scum suckers
    Mohammed’s followers are, that getting 5 Neal and Bob’s out of that
    piss poor group is as good as it gets.

    Party Time!! Mohammed descends through the heaven’s drinking wine and
    Fawty’s (40 ounce malt liquor) with all the prophets he had just met
    with his new right hand man, Gabriel.

    So back to Mecca after this long night of partying and drinking short
    dogs ie “Getting Shorty Out of Jail” (slang for buying a bottle of MD
    20/20 or a “short dog”; is used by resident street “dwellers”)

    The Quraysh (nasty Jew scum hassling Mohammed and giving him no props)
    scoff at him and say they don’t believe his story of rapping with all the great
    prophets and Allah etc. Traveling all this distance in so short a time w/o even
    carrying an AMEX card. etc, etc

    Mohammed says I will describe Jerusalem to you to prove what happened
    is not a lie!!

    Wrong move Mohammed!!
    Nobody, even the Muslimes have ever said he he was the sharpest knife
    in the drawer!!
    Trying to bullshite Jews, Jewish tribe of Quraysh, about the layout of
    Jerusalem!!

    2nd Wrong Move!!
    Mohammed does this travel report (sitrep) in front of his motley band
    of curs and idiots!
    His descriptions of Jerusalem were not altogether convincing.

    He is proved to be such a liar and fake that it causes his motley crew
    to start rioting and telling him what a fake false prophet he is, he
    is a moron etc. Some of them even abandon their faith and become Jews
    on the spot.
    Well, go back to worshiping the black meteorite or some similar such
    tripe.
    Not to bright these Arabs are as a whole!!

    Anyway, Allah consoles Mohammed, Qweer’uns 17:60, but causes Aisha
    (favorite main squeeze cause she is young and skinny ie trophy wife)
    and Mohammed to later claim “it’s only a dream, it’s only a movie”.
    Mohammed says he was just kidding as it wasn’t really a
    bodily/physical move, really more of a nightmare.

    (This is funny scary that these “butt nutts” actually believe this and
    is the foundation of the Islamic claim to Jerusalem as one of the holy
    cities of Islam.)
    This incident inflamed his already “poor” relationship with the Jewish
    tribes. (Pesky darn Jews, always calling me a stupid stinking Arab
    sheep lover, I’ll get them eventually if it’s the last thing I do!!)

    And that ladies and gentlemen is the Midnight Ride of Mohammed!!

  • drdbiggs

    Funniest story in Qweer’uns (Qur’an) is the:

    “Midnight Ride of Mohammed” ie Mira

    Mohammed rode a sheep or some such animal
    with wings (at least he didn’t use a carpet this time) around the
    middle east visiting “The Temple Mount” (Site of present day Mosque
    “Dome of the Rock”) in Jerusalem, I think he took in Damascus etc,etc
    but he did miss Disney World.

    He had tour guides and advisers like Arch angel Gabriel, (Gabriel gave
    him scores of revelations from Allah & pretty much appeared to
    Mohammed on a daily basis throughout the Qweer’uns )

    Now here is where it gets good, follow this closely:

    Gabriel escorts him to 1st heaven and introduces him to Adam and they
    high five with Adam saying “You duh Man!”

    Gabriel carries him off to the 2nd heaven where John the Baptist and
    Jesus greet him and tell him what a brother to them he is by spreading
    the true word! “You duh Man”

    Stay with me because it gets funnier.

    In the 3rd heaven, Joseph greets him with the same and wants to loan
    Mohammed his coat against the cold or some shite like that. “You duh
    Man” a common chorus.

    Mohammad and Gabriel journey on with the high fives and secret
    handshakes with other prophets in heavens 4 & 5 with, “what’s the
    haps”, “You duh Man”, “Party time” etc through out the heavens.

    He starts rapping with Moses in the 6th heaven and Moses is so
    overcome by what a stud Mohammed is that he breaks down & starts
    crying!! Tells Mohammed that he is so overcome with emotion after
    meeting him that his followers (muslimes) will enter Paradise in
    greater numbers than my (Moses) Jewish followers.

    Now that’s a slam on Jews from the guy who brought the Jews back to the
    promised land from “We gypted U” Pres Obozo. Mohammed didn’t have
    much use for Jews even when in heaven!

    But I digress.

    On to seventh heaven to continue his rapping with Abraham!!

    I told you this is funny!!

    So he is rapping, shuck & jiving, and receives visions about how many
    times a day he has to kneel and smell the butt cheeks of the guy in front
    of him while beating his head against the floor shouting, “Allahu Akbar”.
    Islam is a homosexual religion but the young BOY and girl virgins
    waiting in paradise described in the Qweer’uns is another funny story
    I will tell later sometime.

    Mohammed whines and says his Muslimes can’t do Neal and Bob 50 times a
    day espoused by Abraham and like a little bitch runs back down through
    the heavens pissing and moaning to everyone he can flap his gums to.

    Moses says, “Do Neal and Bob” less times a day because I already have
    tested this praying thing out on the Jews and they can’t even do it, so
    go back to Allah and ask for your sentencing (praying) time to be
    reduced.

    So Mohammed returns to Allah and gets doing Neal and Bob reduced to 40
    times. After much back and forth between Mohammed and Moses, further
    whining and groveling by Mohammed, he only has to do Neal and Bob 5
    times a day per Moses.

    Mohammed tells Moses that he has been such a whining, sniveling little
    bitch boy that he can’t go back and plead his case to Allah for only
    doing Neal and Bob 5 times a day.

    Allah overhears Mohammed whining and knows what weak scum suckers
    Mohammed’s followers are, that getting 5 Neal and Bob’s out of that
    piss poor group is as good as it gets.

    Party Time!! Mohammed descends through the heaven’s drinking wine and
    Fawty’s (40 ounce malt liquor) with all the prophets he had just met
    with his new right hand man, Gabriel.

    So back to Mecca after this long night of partying and drinking short
    dogs ie “Getting Shorty Out of Jail” (slang for buying a bottle of MD
    20/20 or a “short dog”; is used by resident street “dwellers”)

    The Quraysh (nasty Jew scum hassling Mohammed and giving him no props)
    scoff at him and say they don’t believe his story of rapping with all the great
    prophets and Allah etc. Traveling all this distance in so short a time w/o even
    carrying an AMEX card. etc, etc

    Mohammed says I will describe Jerusalem to you to prove what happened
    is not a lie!!

    Wrong move Mohammed!!
    Nobody, even the Muslimes have ever said he he was the sharpest knife
    in the drawer!!
    Trying to bullshite Jews, Jewish tribe of Quraysh, about the layout of
    Jerusalem!!

    2nd Wrong Move!!
    Mohammed does this travel report (sitrep) in front of his motley band
    of curs and idiots!
    His descriptions of Jerusalem were not altogether convincing.

    He is proved to be such a liar and fake that it causes his motley crew
    to start rioting and telling him what a fake false prophet he is, he
    is a moron etc. Some of them even abandon their faith and become Jews
    on the spot.
    Well, go back to worshiping the black meteorite or some similar such
    tripe.
    Not to bright these Arabs are as a whole!!

    Anyway, Allah consoles Mohammed, Qweer’uns 17:60, but causes Aisha
    (favorite main squeeze cause she is young and skinny ie trophy wife)
    and Mohammed to later claim “it’s only a dream, it’s only a movie”.
    Mohammed says he was just kidding as it wasn’t really a
    bodily/physical move, really more of a nightmare.

    (This is funny scary that these “butt nutts” actually believe this and
    is the foundation of the Islamic claim to Jerusalem as one of the holy
    cities of Islam.)
    This incident inflamed his already “poor” relationship with the Jewish
    tribes. (Pesky darn Jews, always calling me a stupid stinking Arab
    sheep lover, I’ll get them eventually if it’s the last thing I do!!)

    And that ladies and gentlemen is the Midnight Ride of Mohammed!!

  • drdbiggs

    Funniest story in Qweer’uns (Qur’an) is the:

    “Midnight Ride of Mohammed” ie Mira

    Mohammed rode a sheep or some such animal
    with wings (at least he didn’t use a carpet this time) around the
    middle east visiting “The Temple Mount” (Site of present day Mosque
    “Dome of the Rock”) in Jerusalem, I think he took in Damascus etc,etc
    but he did miss Disney World.

    He had tour guides and advisers like Arch angel Gabriel, (Gabriel gave
    him scores of revelations from Allah & pretty much appeared to
    Mohammed on a daily basis throughout the Qweer’uns )

    Now here is where it gets good, follow this closely:

    Gabriel escorts him to 1st heaven and introduces him to Adam and they
    high five with Adam saying “You duh Man!”

    Gabriel carries him off to the 2nd heaven where John the Baptist and
    Jesus greet him and tell him what a brother to them he is by spreading
    the true word! “You duh Man”

    Stay with me because it gets funnier.

    In the 3rd heaven, Joseph greets him with the same and wants to loan
    Mohammed his coat against the cold or some shite like that. “You duh
    Man” a common chorus.

    Mohammad and Gabriel journey on with the high fives and secret
    handshakes with other prophets in heavens 4 & 5 with, “what’s the
    haps”, “You duh Man”, “Party time” etc through out the heavens.

    He starts rapping with Moses in the 6th heaven and Moses is so
    overcome by what a stud Mohammed is that he breaks down & starts
    crying!! Tells Mohammed that he is so overcome with emotion after
    meeting him that his followers (muslimes) will enter Paradise in
    greater numbers than my (Moses) Jewish followers.

    Now that’s a slam on Jews from the guy who brought the Jews back to the
    promised land from “We gypted U” Pres Obozo. Mohammed didn’t have
    much use for Jews even when in heaven!

    But I digress.

    On to seventh heaven to continue his rapping with Abraham!!

    I told you this is funny!!

    So he is rapping, shuck & jiving, and receives visions about how many
    times a day he has to kneel and smell the butt cheeks of the guy in front
    of him while beating his head against the floor shouting, “Allahu Akbar”.
    Islam is a homosexual religion but the young BOY and girl virgins
    waiting in paradise described in the Qweer’uns is another funny story
    I will tell later sometime.

    Mohammed whines and says his Muslimes can’t do Neal and Bob 50 times a
    day espoused by Abraham and like a little bitch runs back down through
    the heavens pissing and moaning to everyone he can flap his gums to.

    Moses says, “Do Neal and Bob” less times a day because I already have
    tested this praying thing out on the Jews and they can’t even do it, so
    go back to Allah and ask for your sentencing (praying) time to be
    reduced.

    So Mohammed returns to Allah and gets doing Neal and Bob reduced to 40
    times. After much back and forth between Mohammed and Moses, further
    whining and groveling by Mohammed, he only has to do Neal and Bob 5
    times a day per Moses.

    Mohammed tells Moses that he has been such a whining, sniveling little
    bitch boy that he can’t go back and plead his case to Allah for only
    doing Neal and Bob 5 times a day.

    Allah overhears Mohammed whining and knows what weak scum suckers
    Mohammed’s followers are, that getting 5 Neal and Bob’s out of that
    piss poor group is as good as it gets.

    Party Time!! Mohammed descends through the heaven’s drinking wine and
    Fawty’s (40 ounce malt liquor) with all the prophets he had just met
    with his new right hand man, Gabriel.

    So back to Mecca after this long night of partying and drinking short
    dogs ie “Getting Shorty Out of Jail” (slang for buying a bottle of MD
    20/20 or a “short dog”; is used by resident street “dwellers”)

    The Quraysh (nasty Jew scum hassling Mohammed and giving him no props)
    scoff at him and say they don’t believe his story of rapping with all the great
    prophets and Allah etc. Traveling all this distance in so short a time w/o even
    carrying an AMEX card. etc, etc

    Mohammed says I will describe Jerusalem to you to prove what happened
    is not a lie!!

    Wrong move Mohammed!!
    Nobody, even the Muslimes have ever said he he was the sharpest knife
    in the drawer!!
    Trying to bullshite Jews, Jewish tribe of Quraysh, about the layout of
    Jerusalem!!

    2nd Wrong Move!!
    Mohammed does this travel report (sitrep) in front of his motley band
    of curs and idiots!
    His descriptions of Jerusalem were not altogether convincing.

    He is proved to be such a liar and fake that it causes his motley crew
    to start rioting and telling him what a fake false prophet he is, he
    is a moron etc. Some of them even abandon their faith and become Jews
    on the spot.
    Well, go back to worshiping the black meteorite or some similar such
    tripe.
    Not to bright these Arabs are as a whole!!

    Anyway, Allah consoles Mohammed, Qweer’uns 17:60, but causes Aisha
    (favorite main squeeze cause she is young and skinny ie trophy wife)
    and Mohammed to later claim “it’s only a dream, it’s only a movie”.
    Mohammed says he was just kidding as it wasn’t really a
    bodily/physical move, really more of a nightmare.

    (This is funny scary that these “butt nutts” actually believe this and
    is the foundation of the Islamic claim to Jerusalem as one of the holy
    cities of Islam.)
    This incident inflamed his already “poor” relationship with the Jewish
    tribes. (Pesky darn Jews, always calling me a stupid stinking Arab
    sheep lover, I’ll get them eventually if it’s the last thing I do!!)

    And that ladies and gentlemen is the Midnight Ride of Mohammed!!

  • celador2

    WOW! Am Speechless.

  • celador2

    WOW! Am Speechless.

  • celador2

    WOW! Am Speechless.

  • Cheryl Bottle

    This is treason. She should be removed from America and made to live wth those she is sending care packages to. Everyone who donates to this shoud go too.

    • Michelle

      It’s pretty awesome when satire is so perfectly pulled off that folks really, truly believe it.

      • woodsman1st

        She did a great job; still it doesnt speak well for the posters on here who believe she was serious.

        • Michelle

          I hear ya. The satire was pretty obvious, I kinda worry about folks who can’t pick up on things like that. Plus, if you take a look at her Facebook page, it’s over-the-top worship of the Obamas and totally hilarious!

      • woodsman1st

        She did a great job; still it doesnt speak well for the posters on here who believe she was serious.

      • woodsman1st

        She did a great job; still it doesnt speak well for the posters on here who believe she was serious.

    • Michelle

      It’s pretty awesome when satire is so perfectly pulled off that folks really, truly believe it.

  • Mason

    Apparently my reply to aemoreia81 is being censored? I would really hope not — since what I’ve said here … is in no inflammatory.
    aemoreila – Really? That’s the best that you have? Of course we don’t know what they’re writing on the petition, although if it were a gay parade, and they were marching in the parade … then one would have to assume, ‘they’ are in fact; gay … or supporting the agenda. Not that I care if they’re gay … but I do care if people are ‘stupid’ and are not smart enough to know that they are supporting the ‘Enemy’ – since it will ultimately fall on those who do care … and we just don’t have time for ‘Stoopid’ people who can so easily be persuaded in believing that the current administration … or any administration for that matter … have their best interest at heart, when they are clearly ‘Uninformed’ and ‘Unintelligent.’ I would hope you wouldn’t fall into that category … otherwise, it would do no good conversing with you … since you would never understand, aside from getting your feelings hurt … and wanting to retaliate to merely prove yourself worthy of making a social commentary.

  • Mason

    Apparently my reply to aemoreia81 is being censored? I would really hope not — since what I’ve said here … is in no inflammatory.
    aemoreila – Really? That’s the best that you have? Of course we don’t know what they’re writing on the petition, although if it were a gay parade, and they were marching in the parade … then one would have to assume, ‘they’ are in fact; gay … or supporting the agenda. Not that I care if they’re gay … but I do care if people are ‘stupid’ and are not smart enough to know that they are supporting the ‘Enemy’ – since it will ultimately fall on those who do care … and we just don’t have time for ‘Stoopid’ people who can so easily be persuaded in believing that the current administration … or any administration for that matter … have their best interest at heart, when they are clearly ‘Uninformed’ and ‘Unintelligent.’ I would hope you wouldn’t fall into that category … otherwise, it would do no good conversing with you … since you would never understand, aside from getting your feelings hurt … and wanting to retaliate to merely prove yourself worthy of making a social commentary.

    • Michelle

      ‘Dude’ ‘relax’ … this is ‘now’ the … ’4th’ time it ‘shows up’ on … this ‘page’

      • Mason

        Michelle – I have no idea what you’re talking about – I do not see any replies on this end. The only thing I can see from here is the one response and your comment. So try and understand … I don’t need more garbage from people that believe I am doing something more than trying to respond to a ‘Post’ —

        • Michelle

          Hmmmm, I told you that your replies are showing up and you don’t know what that means? It means your replies are showing up, they are not being censored. They show up, all four times you posted the same comment – if you still don’t know what that means, let me know and I’ll try to explain it better. No one is giving you garbage.

          • Mason

            Michelle – great — I do not see the replies here, and that’s what I meant when I said; (let me spell it out for you) I have no clue as to what you are seeing, or what you meant on what you were seeing. So when it comes to interpretation … try not to get your shorts in a wad. I merely made reference to the fact; The REPLIES are not showing up on the post. The only comment that I see are yours. It’s as simple as that. And if I smell a comment as being nasty … it is garbage to me … however you may enjoy the smell. Have a great day.

          • Michelle

            Wow … I wish cans of crazy … had warning labels … You have a great day too, Pumpkin.

          • Michelle

            Wow … I wish cans of crazy … had warning labels … You have a great day too, Pumpkin.

          • Mason

            You got that right! That’s one reason I decide to put those nasty looking products … right back on the shelf. It’s too bad people think Twinkies look good in the package, but unfortunately they’re just as nasty tasting as they look when you bite into one. Keep smiling Dorothy, the Wizard may grant your wish, but don’t let the ‘Straw Man’ destroy your winning attitude. Of course, I’m sure you aren’t going to pick up on the reference … but when it comes to the ‘Pearls of Wisdom’ you’ve got a lot more mucus to spew before you realize the importance of what was just said to you.

          • Mason

            You got that right! That’s one reason I decide to put those nasty looking products … right back on the shelf. It’s too bad people think Twinkies look good in the package, but unfortunately they’re just as nasty tasting as they look when you bite into one. Keep smiling Dorothy, the Wizard may grant your wish, but don’t let the ‘Straw Man’ destroy your winning attitude. Of course, I’m sure you aren’t going to pick up on the reference … but when it comes to the ‘Pearls of Wisdom’ you’ve got a lot more mucus to spew before you realize the importance of what was just said to you.

          • Mason

            You got that right! That’s one reason I decide to put those nasty looking products … right back on the shelf. It’s too bad people think Twinkies look good in the package, but unfortunately they’re just as nasty tasting as they look when you bite into one. Keep smiling Dorothy, the Wizard may grant your wish, but don’t let the ‘Straw Man’ destroy your winning attitude. Of course, I’m sure you aren’t going to pick up on the reference … but when it comes to the ‘Pearls of Wisdom’ you’ve got a lot more mucus to spew before you realize the importance of what was just said to you.

          • Michelle

            Wow … I wish cans of crazy … had warning labels … You have a great day too, Pumpkin.

          • Mindy Robinson

            Mason, I only see one comment as well. So, I too wonder what is going on.

          • Mindy Robinson

            Mason, I only see one comment as well. So, I too wonder what is going on.

          • Mason

            Mindy – thank you .. I still see only the one — so when I tried to post it again … of course, you can see the ‘flak’ that I received from ‘Miss Haughty’ who had ‘No Clue’ or ‘Patience’ for someone who may have been having a few problems with this forum. For all I know she could have been one of the ‘Moderators’ — at any rate — thank you for your comment. We’ll see if this one shows up. Have a great Saturday. Mason.

          • Mason

            Mindy – thank you .. I still see only the one — so when I tried to post it again … of course, you can see the ‘flak’ that I received from ‘Miss Haughty’ who had ‘No Clue’ or ‘Patience’ for someone who may have been having a few problems with this forum. For all I know she could have been one of the ‘Moderators’ — at any rate — thank you for your comment. We’ll see if this one shows up. Have a great Saturday. Mason.

          • Mason

            Mindy – thank you .. I still see only the one — so when I tried to post it again … of course, you can see the ‘flak’ that I received from ‘Miss Haughty’ who had ‘No Clue’ or ‘Patience’ for someone who may have been having a few problems with this forum. For all I know she could have been one of the ‘Moderators’ — at any rate — thank you for your comment. We’ll see if this one shows up. Have a great Saturday. Mason.

        • Michelle

          Hmmmm, I told you that your replies are showing up and you don’t know what that means? It means your replies are showing up, they are not being censored. They show up, all four times you posted the same comment – if you still don’t know what that means, let me know and I’ll try to explain it better. No one is giving you garbage.

      • Mason

        Michelle – I have no idea what you’re talking about – I do not see any replies on this end. The only thing I can see from here is the one response and your comment. So try and understand … I don’t need more garbage from people that believe I am doing something more than trying to respond to a ‘Post’ —

      • Mason

        Michelle – I have no idea what you’re talking about – I do not see any replies on this end. The only thing I can see from here is the one response and your comment. So try and understand … I don’t need more garbage from people that believe I am doing something more than trying to respond to a ‘Post’ —

    • Michelle

      ‘Dude’ ‘relax’ … this is ‘now’ the … ’4th’ time it ‘shows up’ on … this ‘page’

    • Michelle

      ‘Dude’ ‘relax’ … this is ‘now’ the … ’4th’ time it ‘shows up’ on … this ‘page’

  • Mason

    Apparently my reply to aemoreia81 is being censored? I would really hope not — since what I’ve said here … is in no inflammatory.
    aemoreila – Really? That’s the best that you have? Of course we don’t know what they’re writing on the petition, although if it were a gay parade, and they were marching in the parade … then one would have to assume, ‘they’ are in fact; gay … or supporting the agenda. Not that I care if they’re gay … but I do care if people are ‘stupid’ and are not smart enough to know that they are supporting the ‘Enemy’ – since it will ultimately fall on those who do care … and we just don’t have time for ‘Stoopid’ people who can so easily be persuaded in believing that the current administration … or any administration for that matter … have their best interest at heart, when they are clearly ‘Uninformed’ and ‘Unintelligent.’ I would hope you wouldn’t fall into that category … otherwise, it would do no good conversing with you … since you would never understand, aside from getting your feelings hurt … and wanting to retaliate to merely prove yourself worthy of making a social commentary.

  • usmc1063

    And their parents are paying for their education???

  • usmc1063

    And their parents are paying for their education???

  • lizaz

    Looks like these kids need a lot MORE education before they’re ready for the real world, or at least a lot MORE reverse liberal college indoctrination!!!!

  • charles

    Shoot the traitor!

  • charles

    Shoot the traitor!

  • apen

    And the idea that at 18 they could vote responsibly was agreed upon by the government. The same one not educating them.

  • apen

    And the idea that at 18 they could vote responsibly was agreed upon by the government. The same one not educating them.

  • apen

    And the idea that at 18 they could vote responsibly was agreed upon by the government. The same one not educating them.

  • midnightrider35000

    Liberal chick is hot!!

  • scot sims

    It appears many of the posters on this site are unaware that this whole video is staged, not just the4 hippie girl. Tell a lie with a straight face and most people will believe the lie that’s being spun.

    Someone go dig up Andrew Breitbart.

  • scot sims

    It appears many of the posters on this site are unaware that this whole video is staged, not just the4 hippie girl. Tell a lie with a straight face and most people will believe the lie that’s being spun.

    Someone go dig up Andrew Breitbart.

  • scot sims

    It appears many of the posters on this site are unaware that this whole video is staged, not just the4 hippie girl. Tell a lie with a straight face and most people will believe the lie that’s being spun.

    Someone go dig up Andrew Breitbart.

  • justanothersubscriber

    My goodness you guys. Liberal Chick is just proving how stupid liberals are. This is satire. Don’t be as dumb as them.

  • Luis Alvarez

    This is bullshit it’s a play act there is no way the US government would send this dum as chik to do this i mean look how she is dressed come on !! and it’s only showing blacks and latinos it’s staged Doug be careful what you post

  • Snookyjack50

    Dumber than a rock…….

  • Snookyjack50

    Dumber than a rock…….

  • burnt press

    This is great sattire, but the truth is that our president is sending help to the Syrian rebels as you read this message!!!!

  • burnt press

    This is great sattire, but the truth is that our president is sending help to the Syrian rebels as you read this message!!!!

  • Stan Parrish

    Toothbrush and underwear? I don’t think al-Qaeda has much use for any of that.

  • higgy01

    Even if this is not real for the “liberal chick” those signing to send care packages to the al Qaeda rebels are committing treason. It is called giving aid and comfort to the enemy during time of war. We are still at war with the terrorists despite what the numbskull tries to tell us.

  • higgy01

    Even if this is not real for the “liberal chick” those signing to send care packages to the al Qaeda rebels are committing treason. It is called giving aid and comfort to the enemy during time of war. We are still at war with the terrorists despite what the numbskull tries to tell us.

  • higgy01

    Even if this is not real for the “liberal chick” those signing to send care packages to the al Qaeda rebels are committing treason. It is called giving aid and comfort to the enemy during time of war. We are still at war with the terrorists despite what the numbskull tries to tell us.

  • Truth Seeker

    Liberal chick has shown us first hand the brainless masses of spoiled youth who know absolutely nothing about the truth, other than what their professors tell them and what they watch on TV.

    The only shred of hope was a few students and even the security guard had enough common sense to walk away shaking their heads.

  • Truth Seeker

    Liberal chick has shown us first hand the brainless masses of spoiled youth who know absolutely nothing about the truth, other than what their professors tell them and what they watch on TV.

    The only shred of hope was a few students and even the security guard had enough common sense to walk away shaking their heads.

  • Truth Seeker

    Liberal chick has shown us first hand the brainless masses of spoiled youth who know absolutely nothing about the truth, other than what their professors tell them and what they watch on TV.

    The only shred of hope was a few students and even the security guard had enough common sense to walk away shaking their heads.

  • Islamgotohell

    People are stupid. College right? Nope, people are stupid.

  • Islamgotohell

    People are stupid. College right? Nope, people are stupid.

  • Islamgotohell

    People are stupid. College right? Nope, people are stupid.

  • Mort Leith

    Shows how ignorant N IGG ERS are doesn’t it,,,,,,
    and the younger DOOFUS generation in general ! !!

    subhumans !
    Bred below the Species level of human

  • marcus johannes

    It is almost hard to believe how Dumb College Students are in this Country ,We are talking about Higher Eduacation here , Have some of these Kids smoked too much rack or matbe drinking too uch of that Obama Kool Aid ??? Unbelievable !!! ello & Greetings to the NSA and DHS

  • 12grace

    Liberal chick aka Useful idiot should send herself and friends to Middle East countries where Al Quidya dominates.

    • woodsman1st

      You missed the point; this was satire; and the goal was to show the abject stupidity of those signing. she succeeded very well; too well, now I feel sick!

      • 12grace

        Yes, you are right, upon further review, I discovered I did jump to conclusions.

      • 12grace

        Yes, you are right, upon further review, I discovered I did jump to conclusions.

    • woodsman1st

      You missed the point; this was satire; and the goal was to show the abject stupidity of those signing. she succeeded very well; too well, now I feel sick!

    • woodsman1st

      You missed the point; this was satire; and the goal was to show the abject stupidity of those signing. she succeeded very well; too well, now I feel sick!

  • LMW51

    Okay, so this is “satire”. Problem is that no one who isn’t already familiar with the Liberal Chick and her intent is going to be able to immediately recognize it as satire.

    Is she educating the folks who sign the form afterwards? Is she explaining to them who and what the Muslim Brotherhood and the Syrian Rebels really are all about? Does she explain to them afterwards that the Syrian Rebel Leader sliced open the belly of his “enemy” and ate his internal organs?

    If not, what is the point of this? Many of us didn’t get that it was satire. All we saw was a generation that has absolutely no clue as to what is really going on in the world and we know they vote. Unless Liberal Chick is educating these uninformed voters as she plays the trick on them, there is NO positive outcome to this. Conservatives already know that it is the uninformed voter who is responsible for far too many elections sending folks to DC who are eroding our freedoms. We don’t need more satire, we need more education.

  • LMW51

    Okay, so this is “satire”. Problem is that no one who isn’t already familiar with the Liberal Chick and her intent is going to be able to immediately recognize it as satire.

    Is she educating the folks who sign the form afterwards? Is she explaining to them who and what the Muslim Brotherhood and the Syrian Rebels really are all about? Does she explain to them afterwards that the Syrian Rebel Leader sliced open the belly of his “enemy” and ate his internal organs?

    If not, what is the point of this? Many of us didn’t get that it was satire. All we saw was a generation that has absolutely no clue as to what is really going on in the world and we know they vote. Unless Liberal Chick is educating these uninformed voters as she plays the trick on them, there is NO positive outcome to this. Conservatives already know that it is the uninformed voter who is responsible for far too many elections sending folks to DC who are eroding our freedoms. We don’t need more satire, we need more education.

  • LMW51

    Okay, so this is “satire”. Problem is that no one who isn’t already familiar with the Liberal Chick and her intent is going to be able to immediately recognize it as satire.

    Is she educating the folks who sign the form afterwards? Is she explaining to them who and what the Muslim Brotherhood and the Syrian Rebels really are all about? Does she explain to them afterwards that the Syrian Rebel Leader sliced open the belly of his “enemy” and ate his internal organs?

    If not, what is the point of this? Many of us didn’t get that it was satire. All we saw was a generation that has absolutely no clue as to what is really going on in the world and we know they vote. Unless Liberal Chick is educating these uninformed voters as she plays the trick on them, there is NO positive outcome to this. Conservatives already know that it is the uninformed voter who is responsible for far too many elections sending folks to DC who are eroding our freedoms. We don’t need more satire, we need more education.

  • geo

    Yes I don’t know if it is sad or funny that these young people will be out there…
    should we pray for America or laugh…

    we know it is satire though at least…haha…*shakes head*

  • gotcha1988

    Oblivious!

  • Bruiser in Houston

    Wow, the security guard is the smartest one of the bunch.

  • Bruiser in Houston

    Wow, the security guard is the smartest one of the bunch.

  • phauxtoe

    so what Community College is this?

  • phauxtoe

    so what Community College is this?

  • woodsman1st

    Why is it that the vast majority of those signing were dark skinned people?
    Did caucasions refuse to sign; or were they even asked?
    I wish those questions were addressed so that a fair assumption could be made.
    It would appear that those who voted for obamas skin color still support him without any idea why they do so other than, you got it; skin color!

  • Krotch ScroteGuzzle

    Lol at this.

  • Krotch ScroteGuzzle

    Lol at this.

  • lessthantolerant

    Liberals don’t want their stupidity filmed for posterity? Who would have guessed?

  • DAVO

    You figure when someone hears “al Qaeda” they would stop and think; “Aren’t they the ones who flew planes into the WTC and Pentagon?” …..tsk tsk tsk…….

    • DAVO

      Idiocracy is slowly becoming a reality…

  • donney149

    Dumb as a stump!

    • Ben Name

      yes you are.

  • Ben Name

    Wow. She totally lies to get people to sign the petition.

    • Alex M

      Do you think she was home-schooled?

      • Ben Name

        because she is a lier? I don’t make those kinds of judgements on people. But you go ahead.

        • Alex M

          She isn’t a liar.

          You just haven’t twigged.

          • Ben Name

            oh. enlighten me then?

          • Alex M

            Go to Google.

            Type in the words

            Define satire

            and you should be enlightened.

            ‘Liberal Chick’ is a spoof. A satire. It’s a set-up. Go the the Facebook page for Liberal Chick and see the other satirical spoofs she has set up. Many of them have been posted on Clash Daily, for months and months.

            The greatest irony is that most of those whom the satire is intended for, and intended to amuse, don’t get it.

          • Ben Name

            Oh, so you condone this kind of behavior. No wonder you are a conservative or progressive or freedom fighter or what ever you old white guys justify your existence as.

          • Alex M

            I don’t condone it, I recognize it.

            It’s amusing, but it’s not subtle, not to me anyway. Have a browse through the CD topics, and you’ll find plenty other examples. There are those who have pointed out that ‘Liberal Chick’ looks like pictures of Doug Giles’s daughter.

            “No wonder you are a conservative or progressive or freedom fighter”

            My days as a freedom fighter only ever existed in my imagination, and only then after I’d watched the latest James Bond movie. I’m afraid my greatest exercise these days is walking, and playing the harpsichord.

          • Ben Name

            “My days as a freedom fighter only ever existed in my imagination…”

            like a lot of things. No doubt.

          • Alex M

            I fear you have the measure of me, and so quickly too. In my imagination, I have leapt torrential rivers to rescue orphaned children from a watery fate. I have stormed up the side of blazing skyscrapers to rescue people trapped on the 34th floor. I have rescued damsels in distress (Miss Katherine Hepburn agreed to marry me out of boundless gratitude), and I have single-handedly beaten off all comers in the 2007 International Muffin-Eating Marathon.

            Still, even I wasn’t fooled by ‘Liberal Chick’.

          • Ben Name

            You are the fool for thinking it’s funny.

          • Alex M

            I described it as amusing, but not subtle.

            But as to being a fool, you sure got me there.

          • Ben Name

            yep. you got me. I’m the dumb one because I think this is insulting.

            You are the man for enjoying the belittlement of other people. I only have to ask you why did you even bother to save those orphans when they were suckling at the teet of the government?

          • Alex M

            I’m not belittling anybody. If someone belittles me, I tend to agree with them, and not just because there’s often more truth in it than I care for there to be.

            But if you are concerned about belittlement of other people, can I respectfully point out that you are the one calling people “fool” and the like.

            Matthew 7:5.

          • Ben Name

            Ah, it actually was you who called another a fool first. And, by supporting this dribble you are supporting the belittlement of others. Just when I was beginning to believe that you cared for other people…saving orphans and all.

          • Alex M

            “it actually was you who called another a fool first”

            Please do quote this.

            “by supporting this dribble”

            If by “dribble” you mean Liberal Chick’s little videos, I neither support nor denigrate them. I merely think it odd that so many of those for whom it’s meant to be satirically amusing don’t get it. And they don’t. Just scan down the list of responses on this page, and you’ll see that most people think it’s for real, and only a couple have cottoned on that it’s a spoof.

            “Just when I was beginning to believe that you cared for other people…saving orphans and all.”

            Why, Ben, I do believe you’re making fun of me …

          • Ben Name

            “I wasn’t fooled by ‘Liberal Chick’.” Implies that I am the fool, thus you started this.

            ” I do believe you’re making fun of me …” ahh, that’d be correct.

            “II neither support nor denigrate [the videos].” You have stated that you enjoy them, thus you support this. you came to this blog, saw recognized the title, clicked the link, watched the video because it gives you pleasure, saw my displeasure and chose to dispute it’s value with me. I call that pretty clear support.

          • Alex M

            But I wasn’t fooled by Liberal Chick. And if you are intending to be ultra-sensitive, wouldn’t it be a good idea to avoid language that could be interpreted as poking someone in the eye yourself, merely because I let you in on the joke?

            “You have stated that you enjoy them”

            I didn’t, you really should be reading more closely. I found them amusing, that’s all. I found it amusing when Charlie Chaplin slips on a banana skin, but that doesn’t mean I want to go around pushing people over.

            Just to let you in on a further little secret. I haven’t actually watched this particular clip, and that’s the truth. I have seen these little video things before, and after a while, the joke wears thin. ‘Liberal Chick’ is kind of a one trick pony, and after seeing three or four, you’ve really seen them all. But I do know it’s a spoof, and that’s why it’s being posted on a site that is the very opposite of what ‘Liberal Chick’ is supposed to represent.

            “chose to dispute it’s value with me”

            Nothing to do with “disputing its value” ; I merely figured you hadn’t twigged what was going on, which you hadn’t, and clued you in. It’s a spoof. You didn’t know. Now you do.

            Don’t worry, I’m not expecting gratitude. I’ve more orphans to save from a runaway bus that’s headed towards a ravine in the middle of this thunderstorm. I’ve barely time to change into my superhero outfit.

          • Mick60

            A nice answer to the question your son or daughter asks in a few short years: “Daddy? What did YOU do back when all our freedoms and liberties were taken away?”

            I’m in my 60s. I am also armed and frequent the gym three times a week and won’t hesitate to engage the enemies of liberty and freedom. I’ve just re-read Che Guevara’s “Guerrilla Warfare” and Sun Tzu’s “The Art of War”.

            Prepare yourselves, people, and stop your pitiful whining, hand-wringing, and gnashing of teeth.

            *lock and load*

          • Alex M

            The video is a spoof. It’s a set-up. The whole thing’s a set-up.

  • Ben Name

    It sure would be nice to show how many people she talked to. Not just the progressives.

  • justsayin’

    funny! these are the kind of people who voted for you know who. and if they are the supposed leaders of the coming USA, you folks are in deep kimshie! Can’t believe some of these people got into college. And worse yet, someone bred them and (oh yes) they are good people, etc and la te da. Put them in the military to teach them something they can use in life. I see more MacDonald employees here than anything else. really funny.

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