TAPED TO A TREE: PETA Crashed Biker Party, Bikers Have Fun with Bunny Lover

The following is satire:

What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups! We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, “you mess with the bull, and you get the horns”. Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy world.

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activists, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.”

“In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

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  • Nancy

    god they wear leather to protect themselves you deserve being taped to a tree how the hell do you go around telling people what to wear you like obummers they tell us what to eat now they want us to drink the water where some has a brain damaging omeaba you deserve what you got this is a free country we can eat sleep drink what ever

    • fliteking

      Nancy has it! Great Post !

    • fliteking

      Nancy has it! Great Post !

    • fliteking

      Nancy has it! Great Post !

    • Catherine

      You know what is really funny–weird not humorous–is that PETA is one of the biggest killers of dogs and cats. Somewhere around 90% of the dogs and cats in there so called adoption programs are put down.

      • http://disqus.com/dashboard/ mcalleyboy

        Dogs here in the Asian country I live in are now transported to the slaughter squashed and hidden in the most inhumane way because of PETA involvement here. Nobody here has money to nudder animals let alone eat meat and so the strays (they are dangerous, travel in packs) are rounded up and sold to the Chinese area for food, also the Asians in this country do eat it on special occasions because they are dirt poor but now the dogs travel in Jeepeny’s squashed in metal cages, thank you PETA your making a difference…not!

      • http://disqus.com/dashboard/ mcalleyboy

        Dogs here in the Asian country I live in are now transported to the slaughter squashed and hidden in the most inhumane way because of PETA involvement here. Nobody here has money to nudder animals let alone eat meat and so the strays (they are dangerous, travel in packs) are rounded up and sold to the Chinese area for food, also the Asians in this country do eat it on special occasions because they are dirt poor but now the dogs travel in Jeepeny’s squashed in metal cages, thank you PETA your making a difference…not!

      • http://disqus.com/dashboard/ mcalleyboy

        Dogs here in the Asian country I live in are now transported to the slaughter squashed and hidden in the most inhumane way because of PETA involvement here. Nobody here has money to nudder animals let alone eat meat and so the strays (they are dangerous, travel in packs) are rounded up and sold to the Chinese area for food, also the Asians in this country do eat it on special occasions because they are dirt poor but now the dogs travel in Jeepeny’s squashed in metal cages, thank you PETA your making a difference…not!

    • Catherine

      You know what is really funny–weird not humorous–is that PETA is one of the biggest killers of dogs and cats. Somewhere around 90% of the dogs and cats in there so called adoption programs are put down.

    • suz

      Good post Nancy . There are animal lovers and than there are just plain idiots. I think the guy they peed on all day was lucky they didn’t use him for their toilet paper.

    • WASP

      Let’s graduate to hanging them on a tree-with a rope–by the neck. Next to the nearest gummint weasel. That might make people think twice before they throw in with either two of these pack of losers.

    • WASP

      Let’s graduate to hanging them on a tree-with a rope–by the neck. Next to the nearest gummint weasel. That might make people think twice before they throw in with either two of these pack of losers.

  • JO

    He’s lucky that’s all they did to him. That’s what you get for throwing stuff at them. They weren’t bothering you so why bother them ? Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it back. LMAO

  • JO

    He’s lucky that’s all they did to him. That’s what you get for throwing stuff at them. They weren’t bothering you so why bother them ? Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it back. LMAO

  • JO

    He’s lucky that’s all they did to him. That’s what you get for throwing stuff at them. They weren’t bothering you so why bother them ? Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it back. LMAO

  • OscarK44

    This is perfect, whether you agree with it or not you got to admit it shows a certain kind of style. Take that PC!

  • janhalt

    I would have taped them to trees upside down, then pee on them.

    • carlcasino

      janhalt, that is called waterboarding and progressives will call that torture. Okay, still a good idea.

    • carlcasino

      janhalt, that is called waterboarding and progressives will call that torture. Okay, still a good idea.

    • carlcasino

      janhalt, that is called waterboarding and progressives will call that torture. Okay, still a good idea.

    • TeaParty Patriot

      .
      com’on now be a little more refined. Don’t refer to it as pee. Techinically it is used beer, or processed beer, whichever you prefer.
      .
      Personally I thnk they taped him too high in the tree to get the right pee angle unless they held a contest to see who could pee the highest.
      .

    • TeaParty Patriot

      .
      com’on now be a little more refined. Don’t refer to it as pee. Techinically it is used beer, or processed beer, whichever you prefer.
      .
      Personally I thnk they taped him too high in the tree to get the right pee angle unless they held a contest to see who could pee the highest.
      .

      • janhalt

        Micturate would be too classy for them?

      • janhalt

        Micturate would be too classy for them?

      • janhalt

        Micturate would be too classy for them?

    • TeaParty Patriot

      .
      com’on now be a little more refined. Don’t refer to it as pee. Techinically it is used beer, or processed beer, whichever you prefer.
      .
      Personally I thnk they taped him too high in the tree to get the right pee angle unless they held a contest to see who could pee the highest.
      .

  • Geneise Davis

    and you have a problem with being pissed on????? Get over it LMAO~~~you do look silly in that damn tree tho LOL

  • Geneise Davis

    and you have a problem with being pissed on????? Get over it LMAO~~~you do look silly in that damn tree tho LOL

  • Geneise Davis

    and you have a problem with being pissed on????? Get over it LMAO~~~you do look silly in that damn tree tho LOL

  • Lord Whitehead

    It is satire people. I hope none of you thought this was a true news item. Come on, try not to look as ignorant as the low information voters on the left, please,Thanks!

    • sickofthis

      and WHERE are you getting your info “LORD” pimple….prove it.

    • sickofthis

      and WHERE are you getting your info “LORD” pimple….prove it.

      • FloridaPhil

        Probably from the very first line:

        “The following is satire:”

      • FloridaPhil

        Probably from the very first line:

        “The following is satire:”

        • Observer

          I wish it were true though.

        • Observer

          I wish it were true though.

        • scot sims

          Thank you!

          Where do they come from?

          Talk about your low information voters!

        • scot sims

          Thank you!

          Where do they come from?

          Talk about your low information voters!

    • sickofthis

      and WHERE are you getting your info “LORD” pimple….prove it.

    • Tazz2293

      Watch out or I’ll duct tape you to a tree and pee on you!

    • Tazz2293

      Watch out or I’ll duct tape you to a tree and pee on you!

    • BonusGift

      Sure, but it’s funny because most of know it not only could happen but should happen.

    • BonusGift

      Sure, but it’s funny because most of know it not only could happen but should happen.

  • Lord Whitehead

    It is satire people. I hope none of you thought this was a true news item. Come on, try not to look as ignorant as the low information voters on the left, please,Thanks!

  • sickofthis

    You gotta love the bikers!!! They are more than fed up with all the political correctness and those wimpy protesters! Got exactly what they deserved. Leather is made from the hide of animals…..that have been processed for FOOD…nobody raises these animals for their hides….get it….maybe the “activists” ought to take all those rotting hides home with them….that would change their minds.

  • sickofthis

    You gotta love the bikers!!! They are more than fed up with all the political correctness and those wimpy protesters! Got exactly what they deserved. Leather is made from the hide of animals…..that have been processed for FOOD…nobody raises these animals for their hides….get it….maybe the “activists” ought to take all those rotting hides home with them….that would change their minds.

  • Ken Laverty

    LOL Too funny…..”They peed on me”

  • fliteking

    What a tool! He got off lucky! It is satire of course.

  • fliteking

    What a tool! He got off lucky! It is satire of course.

  • Festerhawg

    This is too funny for words

  • Daryl Jemison

    I wish I could have been there to see this I am laughing so hard

  • Tazz2293

    That my dear friends is how we should handle everyone who is left of sane.

    The bikers are leading the way!

    God Bless the Bikers!

    • Conservative In Libtard Austin

      As well as corrupt politicians in DC.

      • raccman

        There’s “one” in every crowd !

      • raccman

        There’s “one” in every crowd !

  • Tazz2293

    That my dear friends is how we should handle everyone who is left of sane.

    The bikers are leading the way!

    God Bless the Bikers!

  • Jezzie1

    I wear my leathers for protection and a little extra for a bit warmer when I ride in the cold. If PETA does not like something then do not do it. But messing with Bikers you found out in a hurry why not too>>>> Idiots.

    • Bandit

      I knew a biker that went down the only reason she is alive today is because of the leathers that she had on.

  • Jezzie1

    I wear my leathers for protection and a little extra for a bit warmer when I ride in the cold. If PETA does not like something then do not do it. But messing with Bikers you found out in a hurry why not too>>>> Idiots.

  • Jezzie1

    I wear my leathers for protection and a little extra for a bit warmer when I ride in the cold. If PETA does not like something then do not do it. But messing with Bikers you found out in a hurry why not too>>>> Idiots.

  • beff74

    I. CANT. STOP. LAUGHING.

  • Terry C

    The animal people will be afraid to mess with the bikers so now I have to worry about the little ladies wearing furs. I hope they find one that meek and mild and turns into a wildcat when messed with.

  • Terry C

    The animal people will be afraid to mess with the bikers so now I have to worry about the little ladies wearing furs. I hope they find one that meek and mild and turns into a wildcat when messed with.

  • gunnyjeep

    Gave me my smile and laugh of the day!

  • Liz Martin

    Truly, one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Hope frenchie got the point. Piss on you PETA, your all just another money grubbing whore outfit.

  • Liz Martin

    Truly, one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Hope frenchie got the point. Piss on you PETA, your all just another money grubbing whore outfit.

  • raccman

    Well Deserved you idiot !

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    Your antidote to the illusions conjured up by clowns like Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, and Van Jones: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0094KY878

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  • Allen Runyon

    Wrong place wrong time. What were these idiots thinking, that’s right they weren’t. They got exactly what they deserved.

  • suz

    OMG this is so funny. Thank you bikers for a great laugh. This is the same group that puts animals to sleep just because they can instead of finding homes for them. They are a joke. They all should be duct taped to a tree that’s ready to fall down.

  • suz

    OMG this is so funny. Thank you bikers for a great laugh. This is the same group that puts animals to sleep just because they can instead of finding homes for them. They are a joke. They all should be duct taped to a tree that’s ready to fall down.

  • suz

    OMG this is so funny. Thank you bikers for a great laugh. This is the same group that puts animals to sleep just because they can instead of finding homes for them. They are a joke. They all should be duct taped to a tree that’s ready to fall down.

  • Joey Johnson

    Lets all send these bikers a new roll of duct tape LOL

  • Angelina Sclone

    The funniest action against these morons I have ever come across. I laughed so hard, ladies and gentladies no one goes against the bikers. Thanks for the laugh guys.

  • doug63

    The establishment will probably burn the bikers for pee’ing on the dope. Just like out troops were burned for pee’ing on the dead muslims.

  • McDonough Jim

    Laughing so hard hahahaha ty for this storyline

  • McDonough Jim

    Laughing so hard hahahaha ty for this storyline

  • bamasucks

    The bikers were only defending themselves from being attacked by these holier then thou morons. They had no idea what was in those balloons and took appropriate action. Love it. I’m not a biker but I admire their love of country and willingness to show it. (million biker ride through Wash. D.C)

  • condomimi

    and the problem is?

  • condomimi

    and the problem is?

  • condomimi

    and the problem is?

  • Steven

    “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest.
    “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

    I once encountered the phrase “Catastrophic failure of victim selection.” I believe it was given as the #1 cause of death among muggers, but it seems to fit here as well.

  • Steven

    “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest.
    “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

    I once encountered the phrase “Catastrophic failure of victim selection.” I believe it was given as the #1 cause of death among muggers, but it seems to fit here as well.

  • Steven

    “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest.
    “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

    I once encountered the phrase “Catastrophic failure of victim selection.” I believe it was given as the #1 cause of death among muggers, but it seems to fit here as well.

  • huntermoonsong

    This is an old post-I read it well over a year ago-why are they running it like it just happened?

  • TeaTephi

    An older article, but funny everytime I see it. PETA is destroying legitmate business, animal breeders across US with their mis-guided and poorly written puppy mill legislation laws. More restriction with heavy, expensive and opressive unintended consequences for all of us.

  • TeaTephi

    An older article, but funny everytime I see it. PETA is destroying legitmate business, animal breeders across US with their mis-guided and poorly written puppy mill legislation laws. More restriction with heavy, expensive and opressive unintended consequences for all of us.

  • scot sims

    Satire is fiction.

    This did not actually happen.

    Get it?

  • scot sims

    Satire is fiction.

    This did not actually happen.

    Get it?

  • PCLEMSC

    And I thought that P.E.T.A. meant: “People Eating Tasty Animals.”

  • PCLEMSC

    And I thought that P.E.T.A. meant: “People Eating Tasty Animals.”

  • PCLEMSC

    And I thought that P.E.T.A. meant: “People Eating Tasty Animals.”

  • Bandit

    P=People
    E=Eating
    T=Tasty
    A=Animals
    If these idiots are trying to make people stop what they are doing, well they just do not know anything about bikers. There are some that even ride with their favorite critters And that would be the family DOG. If p.e.t.a just knew what goes on then they would just leave the bikers alone.

  • Bandit

    P=People
    E=Eating
    T=Tasty
    A=Animals
    If these idiots are trying to make people stop what they are doing, well they just do not know anything about bikers. There are some that even ride with their favorite critters And that would be the family DOG. If p.e.t.a just knew what goes on then they would just leave the bikers alone.

  • Bandit

    P=People
    E=Eating
    T=Tasty
    A=Animals
    If these idiots are trying to make people stop what they are doing, well they just do not know anything about bikers. There are some that even ride with their favorite critters And that would be the family DOG. If p.e.t.a just knew what goes on then they would just leave the bikers alone.

  • disqus_Ed8LYkU7q2

    Yes, PETA murdered most of it’s animals so that IT COULD HAVE THE MONEY! Duck Taped and Pee’d on him! GREAT and FAIR ACTION!

  • CherDash

    Oh, THEY don’t like it, ergo, no one should do it? Who do they think they are? Oops just saw it’s satire. It *does* sound just like something those enviroweenies would say.

  • JTK199

    It might be satire this time – but I bet there will be bikers that will keep a roll of duct tape in their saddle bags from now on – and I’ll give them a roll if they don’t.

  • arkansasninja

    SATIRE!!! Damn, some of you are stupid. How do you get dressed in the morning?

  • arkansasninja

    SATIRE!!! Damn, some of you are stupid. How do you get dressed in the morning?

  • charfoxt

    Dang it! Now they’ll come after duct tape!

  • Leadman

    The same people that want to protect animals think it’s ok
    to kill the unborn.Not very smart throwing stuff at people.

  • Leadman

    The same people that want to protect animals think it’s ok
    to kill the unborn.Not very smart throwing stuff at people.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Young/100001630951601 Mike Young

    Unfortunately, this is only satire, a humorous story.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Young/100001630951601 Mike Young

    Unfortunately, this is only satire, a humorous story.

  • Valentine Day

    Dear extremist Liberals,…the media is lying to you when they tell you that your views are popular and that your socialist agenda is not anti-American. Quite frankly all of you should be taped to a tree so real Americans can piss on you all day.

  • Valentine Day

    Dear extremist Liberals,…the media is lying to you when they tell you that your views are popular and that your socialist agenda is not anti-American. Quite frankly all of you should be taped to a tree so real Americans can piss on you all day.

  • Valentine Day

    Dear extremist Liberals,…the media is lying to you when they tell you that your views are popular and that your socialist agenda is not anti-American. Quite frankly all of you should be taped to a tree so real Americans can piss on you all day.

  • georgethorvat

    Ya gotta love it. I only wish I could laugh in type. This kind of push back is inevitable and well deserved. I only wish that I was there to piss on him too.

  • http://disqus.com/dashboard/ mcalleyboy

    Sweet…. get ready extremists stuff happens and you had better pick the groups you pick on wisely next time it could have been worse.

  • http://disqus.com/dashboard/ mcalleyboy

    Sweet…. get ready extremists stuff happens and you had better pick the groups you pick on wisely next time it could have been worse.

  • http://disqus.com/dashboard/ mcalleyboy

    Sweet…. get ready extremists stuff happens and you had better pick the groups you pick on wisely next time it could have been worse.

  • Guy Johnson

    Bless the Bikers they have mastered comunication in an excellent manner both in Johnstown PA bike rally and and the 30 Museums Cowering In DC, now i call that geting the message accross.

  • Guy Johnson

    Bless the Bikers they have mastered comunication in an excellent manner both in Johnstown PA bike rally and and the 30 Museums Cowering In DC, now i call that geting the message accross.

  • UncleBill

    What restraint by the Bikers! Will the PETA people be arrested for assault and battery with a projectile weapon? Safely held for the PD. No word if the bikers neutered the PETA terrorists.

    • John Beasley

      No need to neuter them. They were already impotent little snots.

    • John Beasley

      No need to neuter them. They were already impotent little snots.

  • Ranger

    They’re lucky to be alive. Bikers could have made new seats out of their hides!

  • Ranger

    They’re lucky to be alive. Bikers could have made new seats out of their hides!

  • Darren Wilkens

    PETA is an extremely hypocritical organization. It’s OK for them to kill animals (for no good reason). But let someone kill an animal for food, clothing and medicine and they go ape s–t.

    “Something just went wrong,” It just goes to show the stupidity of these people. Did they expect the bikers to welcome them with bouquet’s of flowers and boxes of candy? Freakin’ RETARDS!

    • lindsey

      It’s funny, I used to work at KFC a very long time ago and they used to buy the side dishes and leave peta brocures on the counter top.

  • Dominic De Falco

    Now thats funny!

  • Dominic De Falco

    Now thats funny!

  • Dominic De Falco

    Now thats funny!

  • Chris

    Haha this is awesome as a fellow biker I say well done they got what they deserved “They peed on me” LOL

  • Nathan Brazil

    Holy Cow! This is F#cking Fantastic!!

  • johnnyduke

    bravo!

  • Sonny Phillips

    gotta love it!

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