HOLY CRIKEY: 11 terrifying kids from vintage adverts who will freeze the very marrow in your bones

1. Aww look at that – she’s thrilled that dinner is a succulent blood-clot on toast

2. This girl doesn’t need cereal – she hungers for your soul

3. Not so much a child, more a 40-year-old Tory/transgenic pig hybrid

4. This murderous moppet should not be allowed a sharpened knife

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