About the author: Doug Giles

Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at ClashDaily.com and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter. And check out his new book, Rise, Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation.

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  • RhondaOR

    This list smells of racism and homophobia. Typical.

    • Ricarrdo estavans

      You cant handle the truth?

      • James Andrews

        Obviously not; what gets me, is that she is still defending the most corrupt administration in American history!

        • 17_tparty_patriot76

          Kool-aid soaked brain , incapable of having a COHERENT THOUGHT…..LIKE OUR PRES. !!!!

          • James Andrews

            I don’t feel sorry for her. And, if the crap should really hit the fan, I won’t help her either!

          • John Stratemeyer

            No. She has no brain. There is nothing but the incessant nitwittery that echoes eerily in the cavern between her ears.

    • mac12sam12

      Useless eater.

    • mac12sam12

      Why don’t your comments and votes show up? FLAG

    • 17_tparty_patriot76

      Oh , but the Pres. and the Dems. could play the race card all the time…LIKE THEY DO…and where is your big mouth on that Rhonda ?????? Stupid liberal…Quote…” To argue with a person who has renounced ALL use of reason , is like administering medicine to the dead !”

    • John Stratemeyer

      You just smell.

    • John Douglas

      Thus speaks a devotee of the Sitting Psychopathic Socialist anti-Constitution unAmerican Obamanation, equally devoid of logic, reason, common sense and who considers TRUTH in inconvenient irritant to be ignored.
      See ya at the mid terms then on to a 2016 re-installation of true American principles.

    • MontieR

      wrongda you mispelled hufpo and landed on a human site please go back to your troll pen at hufpo.

  • Ricarrdo estavans

    Welcome to American Bizarro World.

  • Virginia Allston

    Made my day!

  • Evan White

    Lol

  • Frank Young

    This is AWESOME. Thanks for the article very informative and true………

  • jpcec

    Doug, I have to thank you for the Easter morning laugh…you’re great! Just like “Tony the Tiger” This poor man hasn’t seen or heard the last of Harry “The Kiebler Elf” as you put it. Rush doesn’t call him Dirty Harry for no reason, now does he? I’m quite sure the Feds will take another swipe when they feel safe enough to do so. The time isn’t good for them now as they’ve had their asses handed to them over this last foray. Sadly in today’s America, if Mr. Bundy took all your suggestions and made them reality, he’d be in fine shape. I’m really sickened about the direction our country is headed…a good for nothing Crook in the White House…A con man as AG…and the largest bunch of gutless wonders in Congress while the general public is virtually clueless. What will happen to our once great nation? One can only expect the worse yet still hope for the best. Things need to change and quickly! Keep up the good work!

    • John Stratemeyer

      The ever-constipated Harry Reid never drinks coffee. Instead, he maintains that look by ingesting Kaopectate by the gallon.

      • jpcec

        Yeah, Harry is full of $hit…no doubt about that!

        • John Stratemeyer

          Right up to the brim!

  • Anon

  • Stealth

    Hey Doug!! FAN-DAMNED-TASTICO!!! Mna, I couldn’t have put it better myself! HOW in bloody hell ANYONE ( even disease-brained liberals ) can attest to this IDIOT Obumma…is BEYOND ME!? Guess that’s why they’re ‘disease-brained’ Obumma-bots!

  • Anita

    This made my day. “Keebler Elf”, hmm I’ve been trying to figure out who Filthy Harry looked like. You hit the nail on the head.

    • frankstclair

      Yeah but he’s the evil Keebler elf. Those are turd cookie he’s making and forcing us to eat.

    • MontieR

      More like smeegol in the hobbit.

  • Bob Compton

    Shabrique Bundy also needs to put up a “guns-free zone” sign and a “we support the democrats” sign. Then the BLM would send truck-loads of feed, and subsidies for his cotton fields. So what if he doesn’t grow cotton? They don’t grow cotton in Chicago either, and the government sends millions there every year for their cotton fields.

  • Patrick Thomas

    Ah man that is funny. I needed something to get my spirits up this Easter morning. Thanks Doug. Or Bundy could proclaim he is the second coming of Jesus and have 1.2 billion Catholics to back him up.

  • Russ

    in the words of Larry The Cable Guy “now that’s right there, I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.”

  • Richard Hull

    Just goes to show you during the big push towards Socialism since LBJ, and exacerbated by Obozo, just how F’ed up this country has become. It’s time we played Cowboys against Socialists and Muslims. I, for one, am ready to ride.

    • Chief47

      Right there with you, Brother.

    • USPatriotOne

      The lying lame stream media states that 44% of Americans still support OB and his Administration…Liars! They provide the real number about Congress, yes they only have 9% support from “We the People”, but there is no way in H*LL OB has 44% support….may be 9% as well..I am just so sick of all the continues LIES, it’s never ending…!!! Cowboys and Commie/Muslims/NWO is already under way but the lame stream media is hinding it from “We the People”..!!! God on this Easter Sunday please rise-up your Christian People and drag down to H*LL these devils in all areas of our Government and Nation…!!! Praise be the Lord Jesus Christ…!!! HE HAS RISEN…!!!

      • Neal Avery

        His support comes from the 146million welfare takers, not from the 86 million workers supporting them.

        • Combat Veteran Seabee

          YGTSR! Ain’t it a beech?

          • Lynx Eye

            May have said before, but thank you for your service to the Republic and its citizens. Just had a former navy man over from AT&T to work on my internet connection. Polite and professional. I wish AT&T’s civilian techs were that way.

  • jb80538

    As always, 0bama gets it wrong!

  • Ray – Jesus is the Son of God.

    Mia Marie Pope says that Barry Soetoro “always portrayed himself as a foreign student.”

    While Soetoro was a little older than her and didn’t always run around with the circle of friends that she had, Pope says that he “very much was in sort of the ‘gay community,’” which she says that even back then was “thriving.” Ms. Pope said that Barry Soetoro was always “getting with these older white men.” She recognized that he was one that had cocaine, which she said was “newsworthy” in the groups she hung out in. They then began to believe it was Soetoro’s engagements (ie. Homosexual acts) with these older white men is how he “procured” cocaine. “In other words, he was having sex with these older white guys, and that’s how he was getting his cocaine to be able to freebase,” she told Manning. Mia Pope also said that she actually saw Obama dress up as a transvestite. She remarked that it was during the era of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, starring Tim Curry, that this took place. Ms. Pope also says that she had called the Federal Bureau of Investigations several times to expose Barack Obama’s use of fake Social Security numbers, and nothing was done about it. She was familiar with the claims of Larry Sinclair, the man who claimed prior to the 2008 elections that he had a homosexual relationship with Barack Obama and the two had smoked crack cocaine together. Sinclair was rumored to have been killed in a hit and run in November of 2011. When Dr. Manning asked Pope why she thought that Larry Bland, Nate Spencer and Donald Young (all member of the church Obama attended, Trinity Church of Christ, where Jeremiah Wright pastors) were all killed within days of each other in Chicago, she said that she believed Obama’s handlers like what he is doing to the country. Therefore, in her opinion, they have kept a lid on these murders.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Uy2K5SIuK2E

    • Take 2

      It will be interesting if they (hit squad) go after Lerner and destroy the evidence – ie and or executive order it expunged again right in Congressional faces. 153+ secrete meetings has lots of connector dots to secrete oval Office But only 4 or 5 humans to wipe clean. Like Nixon tapes this scan has lots of email text and other docs. Executive staff all have Government and private devices since early on but once they tap into outsourcing IRS NSA FBI etc the blanket is slowly coming off.

  • 4lifeandfreedom

    So true– but Mr. Bundy is much classier than anyone referenced in these 10!

    • John Stratemeyer

      His cattle have more class than anyone referenced in those 10.

  • Janeen Alley

    Now that the coffee has stopped running out of my nose I can respond! Just change the name to Benghazi & the feds will never show up is my favorite. It isn’t about race at all, it is about right & wrong! The vast majority support the Bundy’s, from what I understand is it is public land. So why is this man not allowed to let his cattle graze there? Or did the delusional Reid’s buy the land?

    • John Stratemeyer

      It’s public land, but the ever-constipated Harry Reid, leading member of what he thinks is the Ruling Class of America, has decreed that only he has the right to decide how to use it.

      • Janeen Alley

        The only thing good enough for Harry Reid would be a hangman’s noose until his feet stop kicking! How does Harry Reid get to decide? He is a NOBODY SENATOR! He will probably go down in History as one of the most corrupt “leaders” in America!

        • John Stratemeyer

          The ever-constipated Harry Reid, like President Obozo, “Botox Nan” Pelosi, “Dingbat Diane” Feinstein, Hillary Rodham “What difference does it make?” Clinton, Elijah “I’m tired of the IRS investigation” Cummings, and the rest of the all but discredited liberal/socialist/Democrat (LSD) party and select RINO sympathizers, believes that he is not only outside, but reigns supreme in his Washington DC/Mt. Olympus office. To his mind, and theirs, the LSD/RINOs are de facto gods, far above We, the People. When an LSD, or a RINO describes We, the People as, “the American people,” we should all cringe.

    • jpcec

      Reid and the Chinese Communists are trying to do just that! Harry is a no good SOB!!!

  • robbie

    Hope the feds are enjoying themselves, got a strange feeling that things are going to happen that they might just not like. Just waiting to get May in D.C. over with. Then out west we go….

  • rainbowrider

    He could also announce that his cows eat flatulence-free grass. Algore would give him an award.

    • jpcec

      It would be better to see Al Gore get a shot of that flatulence in the face, wouldn’t it? Can’t you just picture that? LOL

    • Chris

      Been to the grocery store lately? “Free Range” and “Grass Fed” meat is all the rage. Where do they think it comes from?

  • USAgent

    or fly to New York (where Barack’s illegals uncle is around) and do some selfies and send them to his majesty and the princess. Showing that “its all good man”

  • jong

    Well no one can say that the lines have not been drawn. Nor that they are not clear. You either stand with us or against us. There is no middle ground.

  • rockcut

    This article is just plain DUMB.

    • jpcec

      And you’re what – smart? Take a powder sir…you need one.

      • rockcut

        All I can say is that “it is on you” if you think their is anything meaningful from the nonsense posted in the article.

        • Archie

          More meaningful then the drool running down your lip, Mr.rockgut.

          • rockcut

            When you are called out about defending nonsense you revert to personal insult. Bigno: Game over, you lose !!!

          • Denver Kitty

            rockgut, I believe everyone here can identify “the loser”. In case that’s not a hint you can understand…YOU are a loser.

          • Combat Veteran Seabee

            “BIGNO?”

          • margo1942

            you are out numbered

          • adopt1

            “bingo” idiot…!!

        • Neal Avery

          Downvote!

        • margo1942

          the truth hurts

          • rockcut

            If you think that garbage he wrote is the truth then you have a serious problem.

        • adopt1

          “there” not “their” troll..!

    • Chris

      Apparently you are not familiar with the use of satire. Let me help you:
      Satire is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government or society itself, into improvement. Although satire is usually meant to be humorous, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon and as a tool to draw attention to both particular and wider issues in society.

      • rockcut

        The only problem this was not intended as satire. The ilk of the right believe every word he wrote.

        • Chris

          That’s ridiculous. Of course it was intended as satire. I happen to be one of the “ilk” of the right and I got his point right away. We on the right have a sense of humor, something that is sorely lacking on the other side.

        • margo1942

          makes me so happy real people believe

        • MontieR

          Troll alert !!!

        • Panors77

          And your ilk on the left beleive every word of marx like it was scripture.

          • rockcut

            Panors,

            Let me assure you I sure don’t since I believe in the scriptures of the Bible and I am a Christian. It is not good to assume for many times you are wrong.

        • kidd

          So take all listed items and rebuke them with tangible facts.

    • Combat Veteran Seabee

      The troll “rotgut,” is back, What took ya so long, got hung up on the first word of the article, “Obamaland?”

  • paul collings

    As soon as the mid terms are over the BLM will be back.
    Bundy has won nothing except a stay of execution.
    Nothing will change untill there’s an opposition party that grows a spine and shows itself able to win an election.
    The only people who come out of this whole affair with any credit are the brave souls that stood against a bullying over reaching government agency.
    We still don’t know the whole truth behind whats happened in Nevada and who has had a hand in the decisions that led to the Bundys losing grazing rights, and why it takes swat teams and snipers to enforce
    laws that have destroyed a business.
    But we should be told. Especially if its true that with Bundy gone, that will be the end of Ranching in Clark County.

    • Combat Veteran Seabee

      Not the end of ranching in Clark County, but the beginnings of “Revo II,” the sequel!

  • John Stratemeyer

    Mr. Bundy could blame the whole mess on Dinesh D’Souza’s latest anti-Obozo Administration video. Its offensive trailer, found on an obscure internet website, has left liberal/socialist/Democrats (LSDs) in every branch of government seething, not just the BLM and the ever-constipated Harry Reid. Indeed, the video was offensive to LSDs in all walks of life.

    • m2

      Reid: I think he is constipated from the constant packing he gets in his off time. The old bastard. This guy is the quintessential example of how NOT to age. Actually it’s not even about his age, but his greed taints his evil mind. He (like Obozo) will LITERALLY say anything, to anyone. Because of their depth of pathology, they can do these things with a straight face whereas the rest of us have something they do not: a conscience.

      • John Stratemeyer

        When someone like Reid refers to “The American People,” there is no sense of, “I know, because I’m one of them.” He thinks he’s part of the ruling elite. Hopefully, this time around, his attitude will come back to bite him.

  • oldgoatee

    I’m still cracking up over the brokeback allusion. However, should the Cliven Bundy story be made by Hollyweird, I could see some members of the gay cowboy opus being cast. Provided he’s no longer committed or a fugitive from justice, who would be better for Cliven than Randy Quaid, who’s made a career off Nevada nutcases? Jake Gyllenhaal could play one of the sensitive yet macho SWAT commanders along with Ethan Hawke. Rob Lowe would play Harry Reid and Will Smith would have a cameo as Berzerk Obozo. The Bundy sons would be played by Steve Busciemi and Larry the Cable guy, with Charlie Sheen as Sean Hannity, David Morrisey (the Governor from the Walking Dead) and Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad as militia leaders. While I can’t wait for this Epic, I’m really stoked over the Broadway musical, Cliven!

  • sargeant rock

    Outstanding…. I love it… but I do take exception to the insult against the Keebler elf’s…
    Reid isn’t fit to be one…

    • jpcec

      LOL

  • tim edens

    Very funny article. Enjoyed it. On a serious note though, the people who rode to bundys rescue are patriots no doubt. But what really turned the BLM away was the cameras, cell phones and live Internet feeds. The BLM is a HUGE bureaucracy and the 1000 or so patriots that showed up would not even slow them down. Cliven Bundy was smart enough to prepare YouTube videos long before the BLM came so he had an audience. God bless him. The BLM was not prepared for that although they tried. They tried to close off the ranch and make people go to corals to protest. They didn’t expect planes to fly over head and take pictures. They shut that down pretty quick too. When they come back, and they will, they will have answers to these pesky problems. I just pray Cliven can stay ahead of them again.

    • herdzcatz

      Amen.

    • MontieR

      Oathkeepers and militia have 24/7 guards on duty so the BLM or worse will face more than one small family.

      • tim edens

        MonteR if I could be there myself I would be and what they are doing is needed no doubt. But the truth is the BLM is huge and 1000 people won’t slow them down if force is decided to be used. The Patriots can’t back down but they need help in other ways. We need to keep an intense spotlight on what is happening out there every hour. Why these patriots stand strong we need to work on bringing the light of truth on these stooges and expose those who are behind this disgrace. They need to be routed out and prosecuted.

        • CapeConservative

          And which of our senators will have the backbone to take the matter up on the Senate floor? I urge Senator Heller to do so…he will have the backing of Americans all across the country.
          202.224.3121 is the Congressional switchboard and you can ask for Senator Heller’s office…let’s give him all the inspiration he needs to get this matter taken care of. I’m sure Senators Lee and Cruz will also step up to the plate.
          Harry Reid MUST be held accountable for his and his family’s part in this unconstitutional act! His charge that the Bundy family were law-breakers was despicable. Here he is every darn day claiming we should ALLOW LAW-BREAKERS who have crossed the borders of America ILLEGALLY be given all sorts of leniency, including AMNESTY. Yet the Bundy’s, who are self-sustaining, tax-paying Americans, are on the receiving end of personal threats and Reid will not be satisfied until they are out of business!

    • David S. McQueen

      Obama wants to conduct those types of raid in secrecy. His “transparency” is anything but transparent.

      • tim edens

        So true. Liars hate the light so they try to hide in the dark. Since Washington has become full of lying politicians and deceivers they have become bold and confident. They no longer fear the people as they once did. They think they can do as they please and to hell with us commoners. We will forget by the time we vote and what does it really matter because you either vote for liberal Democrats or liberal republicans. Either way they get what they want. God help us!

  • tim edens

    This whole ordeal kind of reminds me of an old movie called the life and times of judge Roy bean. You have ilk like Reid coming into town and changing everything so he can become rich and powerful. Milly mouth panty wastes worming their way in and stealing everything. Then the judge comes back!

  • Madfoxx

    Don’t forget the radical Atheists that would stop all that praying on the ranch, God forbid!

    • karen

      the atheist need to crawl back in the hold in the ground where they came from,,,,, the reason why they want to try and stop us Christians, is because they read the end of the BIBLE and they loose we win and that is why they are scared of our GOD,,, it is a shame that they dont have nothing to look forward to when they die, satan will welcome them with open arms,,,, and they need to leaves us alone,,,, because you are messing with GODS children and he isnt goin to put up with that,,, GOD TAKES CARE OF HIS CHILDREN…

      • Taking care of business!

        We must pray for them that they will repent. I know, we are persecuted because of them. But we should count it an honor to be persecuted for our Lord. Continue to pray for their salvation and our faithfulness. Hard times WILL continue to plague us, but we have our reward; but what they face is eternal damnation.

    • Taking care of business!

      They, the progressive, do not like, and cannot tolerate a thing we do.

  • Archie

    Actually old Cliven is simply the wrong color. Now were he to do a Michael Jackson and re-color himself, problem would be solved.

    • adopt1

      That’s only half of it – black conservatives fair worse than white conservatives in their community. He’d need to be black and stupid..er, liberal..

      • U.SAy let’s roll!

        adopt1 if Bundy were any of what you say he’d have been bought off and Reid and son/& Chinese would be on top of their theaving thrown!
        Business as usual!

    • tim edens

      Archie poor Cliven is wrong in so many ways according to the liberals. He is white. They love to punish white people. He is a he. Nothing better than coming down hard on a chauvinist. He is old. Liberals think old people are easily scared and fooled so they always end up being a punching bag to bully liberals. He is self reliant. That can not be tolerated at any cost. You must be attached to the sugar tit and dependent on them. He is a self thinker. Once again we can’t have that. He is smart. Nope can’t have that. He is truthful. That makes it much harder to discredit him and people might even like him so that paints a target on his backside. I could go on and on but I’m sure you get the point. Poor Cliven is everything Liberals hate. Pray for him and all those brave souls that are with him.

  • john h

    Cityboys do not understand , cows wonder all over the place in winter. We gather them up in the autumn . libs should stop watching those comie propaganda movies & watch good old COWBOY movies

    • sovereigntyofone

      Ah, you can’t teach liberals/demommies anything. They still think milk comes from a carton or plastic jug. And cows are bad because they fart and produce methane and destroy our ozone layer and create global warming.

    • RockyMtn1776

      Damn right ! Where’s John Wayne when we need him ?

    • David S. McQueen

      “libs should stop watching those comie propaganda movies”. The libs MAKE those movies.

    • 48vince

      And the older the cowboy movies, the better . . .

  • docstock

    Better yet — “Obamaland: Where Cowboys are Villains and Cattle Rustlers are Heroes.”

    • m2

      Obamaland: where cowboys are villians, unless they ‘break their back’ in which case all is forgiven.

  • sovereigntyofone

    I liked the good old USA, back when they ” hung ” cattle rustlers, and that included politicians that commit ” high crimes and treason”. And the good guys/cowboys did the hanging.
    Just my 2 cents worth.

    • m2

      Yeah where’s a CLint Eastwood western movie character when ya need one? Hang those bastards HIGH~ ~ ~~ every damn one of them which means about 99 percent of the Dummycrats and BOener, McConnell, John McShame, Ms Lindsay Lohan-Graham, and a whole bunch of other RINOs.

      After all of this, we can get some REAL leadership in, and focus on the Benghazi arrests, Fast N Furious arrests, and of course the IRS fraud and illegality. All of that would be on the agenda for DAY ONE

  • Salty Sailor

    Half the crap that cones from RIEDS MOUTH ARE FROM OBAMA. That ugly old bas-tard needs his mouth washed with soap followed by Carney, Obama and Holder its the whole bunch of them that needs a good mouth washing,

    • Dave

      Are you saying that the dirty old bastard needs an enema? He does talk with his head up his ass.

      • adopt1

        You’re dead on – he talks out his ass…!!

        • m2

          But, Obama’s head is up Dingy Harry’s ass. Ah, hell, I think the old geezer can take quite a few at the same time.

  • lisarichards124

    may I add one more to the list of what Clive Bundy should do to make the Feds adore him: Put sombreros on his cows and teach his cows to moo in Spanish and hire all illegal immigrant day labor calling the ranch Amnestito Bundito Rancheros

  • Maggietish

    Very funny. What’s not funny is Harry Reid and his corruption in the far left thinking that they can still dictate to American citizens. We are not their puppets and we never will be. The people who came to aid Mr. Bundy and his family are true patriots Those of us who supported him nationwide are also patriots. We are not terrorists. The real terrorist and illegal immigrants are embraced by Harry Reid and his gang. This country is much less secure because the Democrats Harry Reid, President Obama, Nancy Pelosi and the far left refuse to do anything about securing the borders. God for bid that there is an actual terrorist account attack on United States it will all fall the heads of Pres. Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and the far left and whatever happens is their responsibility. American citizens are patriots, not Terrace, and we will not be dictated to by the likes of Harry Reid. We will not give up our freedoms and we will definitely vote them out of office and do everything we can to get them kicked to the curb. They work for us not the other way around.

    • David S. McQueen

      I’d remind you that not ALL Americans are patriots. Half of Americans (sic) vote for scum like Obama, Reid, Pelosi, et al. That makes those “Americans” traitors.

      • tim edens

        David that’s a good point but in reality it more like 36 percent liberal , 36 percent conservative and 36 somewhere in between. I realize that’s 108 percent but you have to account for the dead and those districts that vote 125%. In some recent elections it may have been much higher. The only good thing about that is if, God forbid, we ever have to physically confront them the dead and extras won’t fight.

  • C20

    Put a Mexican Flag on the property and refuse to say the American Pledge of Allegiance.

    • Nathan Bowles

      The resources wasted could have been use on the border. Instead this administration continues to protect all enemies foreign and domestic. If this would have been a group of gay muslim ailien squatters they would have been protected under the ’0′ wildlife act. It is American citizens that this thing is after. it is a loosing battle, because the military and law enforcement allow non resident aliens to enlist in our military and police forces. This brown shirt ’0′ force is already in place, just look at the photographs. This is truly twilights last gleaming.

  • RockyMtn1776

    Cowboys vs Communists, gays, race baiters , greedy, corrupt to the core politicians, and equally corrupt Federal government ! Let’s throw in illegal aliens and radical terrorists for good measure ! This would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic and TRUE ! What’s even more pathetic is the fact WE let it get this far out of control. This SHOULD have been stopped long ago, now it’s going to be a long, bloody fight !

    • Nameless App 1989

      It’s gonna be a long summer… again.

  • IDAHO PATRIOT

    Thanks for the laugh Doug, it would be really hysterical if it were not so close to the truth. Wake up people, its going to get a LOT worse before this criminal regime is through. MOLON LABE!!! nsa dhs gfy

  • John Douglas

    Kind of like telling a joke at a funeral…

  • John Douglas

    It emphasizes the reality

  • Cowboysupport

    Civil disobedience is an issue that worked for the left for years. How dare these uppity cowboys steal it ! They should have locked themselves into the Dean’s office with hostages, or knock off a couple of cops, or bomb the pentagon. Better yet go cost the government tens of millions by living in and trashing parks all over the US. They could be professors like Bernadette and Bill if they just pick the right battles; but to support your livelihood and culture, oh man, that’s way bad.

    • adopt1

      Very similar thoughts I had this morning – I was thinking of new lines for an old CSN song …”Tin soldiers and Harry coming….” But, I knew better, because if there were “four dead in Nevada (poor rhyming)” you can bet it would get zero airplay….hypocrites, as usual..

      • jukes

        I think it should be “Tin soldiers and Obama coming, we’re finally on our own, this summer I hear the drumming four dead in Benghazi”.

  • Take 2

    I woke up to visions of Terminator (game II) trucks bombs grenades flying bullets exploding brown cow parts dung tounges hides But stuck at level 3…! God why am I stuck on level 3 of this stupid game. Stuck stuck stuck!!! Then I smelled trouble or perhaps turtle poop or no cow pie or I know dry desert grass! Yeah! That’s it dry pooped on desert grass that Cow’s eat and cause climate change emissions…

    WHY did the Government place a hit out on an American ie Snipers with loaded kill orders.

    And WHY is Congress not firing Obama and Reid for attempted kill orders.

  • foxxybey

    Wow, true statements and wish we would see it happen but, won’t hold my breath as this nation is about to be judged by the person who brought it about and rejected.

  • armydadtexas

    Obama-land. Animal Farm. Rules for Radicals. Socialism. “social justice” all part of the same mental illness and soulless mantra.

  • jondarmes

    It has been said that in order to be really funny the subject of the joke must contain a grain of truth. This is really really really funny, and the jokes on us.
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  • tellitlikeitis

    congratulations,that was absolutely beautiful

  • Chained

    Another classic there Doug. Keep ‘em coming.

  • DoBlake

    Cliven Bundy is a chiseler and a welfare cheat. Why is he entitled to graze his cattle for free, when other ranchers have to pay the Federal Government? I’m tired of hearing about this Welfare Queen. I hope the Feds go in and burn his place down.

    • carlcasino

      hope your house is fireproof. no mater how liberal you are ,unless you are part of the privileged few your freedoms are also at stake.

    • dufus

      What a dumb ass. You are worried about your welfare check more than the rights of true Americans. Another liberal who can only threaten people and has nothing constructive to contribute. Typical Democrat!

      • Taking care of business!

        A liberal thinker is an oxymoron.

    • Taking care of business!

      Well, ain’t you a sweetheart? “…burn his place down,” do you know what you’re saying and how that sounds? I’ve read some heartless comments, but you take the cake. I pity you and your amoral indifference. And just how did you come about selectivity judging between “a chiseler and a welfare cheat [and where did you find evidence that Mr. Bundy is a welfare cheat? Further, being a chiseler is an inflammatory term outside of legal definition.] and “Welfare Queens[s]” (sic)? So in your selective mindset, Mr. Bundy (one person) is abusing the “system,” while millions of the ones your “tired of hearing about,” abuse the “system” for billions of dollars each year with no end in sight ust pray nothing bad ever happens to you and your family.

    • Nathan Bowles

      This one is a flame thrower. You know the kind that is so far reich their are left.

    • Nancy Anderson

      Excuse me, but get the facts straight…the BLM has taxed all the other ranchers out of business, then used other rancher BLM tax money to buy hold out ranchers for cents on the dollar. Bundy is the last rancher standing…where have you been? Reid wants all that land including Bundy’s for some nefarious reason. The Chinese energy deal fell thru, but Reid is up to something else, you watch. It’s all about Reid and his extended family placed in key positions with other names, so no one knows that person is his what’s what. It’s all about the money and Reid’s empire. I’m 71 and if I lived out there and had a horse, I’d be there with my Lone Ranger pistols, being a domestic terrorist, and Proud of it! My ancestors fought in the revolution and I’ll be there again if necessary!!!
      But, it’s stupid to argue with an idiot

      • BeautifulAmerica

        Where has he been ? Strictly on MSNBC-BS.

    • Landshark

      Why does the federal (feral?) government take money from people who graze their cattle on PUBLIC LAND? Driving up the cost of beef in the first place. And read Nancy Anderson’s reply to your dumb ass.

  • Eric Haulenbeek

    As long as Clive Bundy can find someone to publicly lie and cheat for him he’ll have no trouble at all with anyone in the Regime. But the man has more character than that, and he won’t lower himself to their level. This is what will cause him the most problem with the feds!

  • carlcasino

    Gee Doug, when are you going to quit trying to recruit for the Dumbo’s ? :)

  • Chuck Chuckson

    One word – anti-White

  • Clint

    I’m glad, no thankful, that #10 didn’t come with pictures.

  • ProudUSAVet

    If Bundy could just get Obama to draw a Red Line, he would be safe and no more worries. Each time Obama draws a red line, nobody pays any attention to it.

  • Susan

    Flipping “Good and Evil”, from Christian Ethics to Satanic, Atheist Ethics of the Collective, so the useless eaters can be killed off—since there will be NO individual Rights from God (Christianity)—since the State is god and there is no Rule of Law (Higher Law), just Rule of Man.

    Got to erase the ideology which gave us the Constitution and the Age of Reason, for the pagan, occult ideology of serfdom and slavery “for the proper perceptions in the children’. Flip good and evil…..bringing slavery back, along with pederasty and homosexuality and child sacrifice and Mother Earth or goat god worship.

  • dufus

    This administration is the problem and Harry Reid is a corrupt wimp. Keep a vigilance and god bless those who are taking shifts to protect the Bundy Ranch, the gestapo needs to be confronted (peacefully) and turned away. Americans have had ENOUGH
    and these people are American heros for finally someone taking a stand against the
    tyranny in this country. This is only the beginning of American people standing up.

    • BeautifulAmerica

      Yers! And God with a capital G, as in God Bless Americans like Bundy.

  • Psychodad

    If the Cows were smoking the grass instead of eating the grass liberals would be on The Ranchers side !

    • Nathan Bowles

      Can’t get that with satellite If the cow pies could be dried, packaged, rolled and smoked they would have been put on the cattle on the endangered species list. Instead it is part of the food chain and therefore should be eliminated to reduce our ability to meet the standards of the Great and Wonderful ’0″.

  • GinnyLee

    Hilarious! Great analogies and projections, Doug.

    Hoooooeeee! Mr. Bundy in a pink ‘wife-beater’ shirt and “mom jeans”! Why, BO would be down there in a heartbeat to have a summit and schmooze with the population – who or whatever they are.

  • Gale Morse

    SAD but TRUE !!

  • Psychodad

    Cowboys on horseback with GUNS OH MY!! Cowboys on horseback with GUNS OH MY !!! Where off to see the wizard

  • http://www.thelazycomic.com The Lazy Comic

    Does the rest of the world look at this place… in the same looney way… that I do? Randy, TLC.

  • MarxistTwilightZone

    Just Great! Right on Target!

  • Take 2

    Remember Holders reply to Obama using Drones on American’s.
    He said ” HYPATHIDCALY ”…

    Not surprised that the question was or had to be asked. However, the reply should alarm every American and 100% of GOP – Supreme Court need to study what happened in 1930′s Germany ie a Republic with Executive Order – a suspicious leader with an unknown background from another Country. Does or can History repeat? Will or can drones replace human snipers with loaded weapons – kill orders?

  • Rham

    Just about sums it up! It is an upside world and the cool aid drinkers and liberal drones are everywhere, specially in the media. Well done FOX for not letting this go by without coverage.

  • Plow Comms

    An antidote to the quackery of the progressives, charlatans, and clowns who infect today’s mass TV media: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0094KY878

  • Wise words …

    Even if poverty is now relative rather than absolute, it is no less bitter when unsatisfied wants are iPhones instead of water and food.

  • BeautifulAmerica

    LMAO!!! This is so well-written and right on the mark. Keep on giving it to them hypocrites, Clash.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sstephaniew stephanie wilson

      i second that!!

  • Erin Ashley Hedges

    Oh yeah, this guy is definitely the shining symbol of American freedom now

  • Payton Manning

    The rarer the opportunity, the more important the freedom to seize it and the more serious the loss if we fail to make the most of it.

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