Which is it: Crack Pie or Crack Pipe?

As Democrats continue to incite a man-made “humanitarian crisis” involving children, an 11-year-old Guatemalan boy’s decomposed body was found about a mile from Texas’s southern border. The boy’s bones were draped in “Angry Birds” jeans, wearing black leather boots and a white rosary around his neck. Scribbled inside his belt buckle was the Chicago phone number of his brother, who likely also snuck across the border but, unlike his younger sibling, didn’t die in the process.

Meanwhile, over in Israel, our supposed ally, the bodies of three kidnapped teenagers – Eyal Yifrah, 19, Gilad Shaar, 16, and Naftali Fraenkel, a 16-year-old with dual Israeli-American citizenship – were found on the West Bank after being kidnapped and murdered by Hamas operatives from Hebron.

Before striking back and striking hard, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu had this to say: “[The teens] were kidnapped and murdered in cold blood by animals.”

Back in Washington, D.C., America’s “first gay president”, whose reaction to what happened in Benghazi was quite tepid compared to Netanyahu’s response to the murder/kidnapping, and who uttered nary a word about Fraenkel, an American citizen, being murdered in Israel, was busy attending to matters of more pressing urgency.

Right about the time the news came out that the decomposed body of Gilberto Francisco Ramos Juarez was found in the Rio Grande Valley on June 15 and that the ambulance carrying the bodies of the murdered teens in Israel was being pelted with rocks by Arabs, Obama was entertaining his LGBT White House guests with stories about a gay professor.

To commemorate “Champions of Change“, which is part of LGBT Pride Month at the White House, President Barack Obama spent Monday thanking political science professor Dr. Lawrence Goldyn of Occidental College for positively influencing his thoughts on gay rights.

Obama said that he and Goldyn became really good friends (although he didn’t say what kind of friends), and praised the professor for not being shy about his sexual orientation.

What any of this sexual orientation blather has to do with political science is anyone’s guess.

Nonetheless, the president did not allow dead Israeli or Guatemalan boys to deter his sharing that Goldyn was the “first openly gay person that [he] knew who was unapologetic, who stood his ground.” Obama said “[Professor Goldyn] helped shape how I think about so many of these issues, and those sort of quiet heroes that sometimes don’t get acknowledged.”

The president pointed out that “If somebody gave [Lawrence Goldyn] guff, he’d give them guff right back, and was, I think, part of a generation that really fought so many battles that ultimately came into fruition later.”

And yet, Hamas terrorists gave Eyal Yifrah, Gilad Shaar, and Naftali Fraenkel guff, and now that the Israeli Prime Minister is giving Hamas guff back, Obama is advising Israel, who had nothing to do with destabilizing the situation, not to “destabilize the situation” with payback for the kidnapping and murders.

As Obama lauded his gay professor and made a fuss over veterans Jim Darby, 80-years-old, and Patrick Boya, 73-years-old, getting married after being in a committed relationship for 51 years, Hidalgo County Sheriff Eddie Guerra informed America that finding a decomposed body on the border is not unusual and that “we come across them quite often.”

While the president was introducing gay public servant Secretary of Labor Tom Perez, gay mayors, gay state legislators, and LGBT members of his administration, as well as patting himself on the back for appointing LGBT judges Todd Hughes, Judy Levy, and Nitza Quinones Alejandro to the federal bench, border agents/babysitters were being assaulted with MDR-TB and swine flu germs. 

As MS-13 gang members and Chinese youth infiltrated the U.S., Obama was acknowledging the bravery of Jason Collins, celebrating the Harvey Milk stamp, pointing to Orange Is the New Black actress Laverne Cox on the cover of TIME, and praising Coca-Cola and Honeymaid for soda and graham cracker commercials featuring children with same-sex parents.

The president even took the time to mention that his wife and daughters cried when Mitch and Cam tied the knot on Modern Family.

In Israel, mourners gathered to bury three teens, while in McAllen, Texas, hundreds of unaccompanied children were being ferried by the hour into the stench-filled “sick ward” for illegals with scabies.

Meanwhile, Barack Obama, oblivious to worldwide chaos, was busy sharing stories about a gay pastry chef. The president told his LGBT guests, “Finally, I have to mention a man who’s made life at the White House very sweet.  This is one of Michelle and my favorite people — our executive pastry chef Bill Yosses — — who’s here tonight with his husband, Charlie.  Where’s Bill?”

So this is the state of America: as a “Brown Shirt” security team at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas, threatens to arrest anyone who warns America about the impending illegal immigrant health risks and as Hamas threatens to open the “Gates of Hell” if Netanyahu bombs the Gaza strip, Obama is busy explaining to rapt LGBT guests that Bill Yosses is called the “Crustmaster,” and that the Crustmaster’s pies are irresistible.

Why? Because when it comes to Bill’s pies, Barry says, “I don’t know what he does, whether he puts crack in them…” or what?

Here’s what: volatile world events and LGBT Pride month aside, judging from the president’s strange disassociation from things that truly matter and his bizarre set of priorities, he may think he’s addicted to Yosses’ crack pie, but he acts more like he took James Carville’s advice and hit Rob Ford’s crack pipe.

Image: Courtesy of: http://www.blogpenadigital.com/2010/06/depois-da-postagem-que-publiquei-sobre.html

Jeannie DeAngelis

About the author, Jeannie DeAngelis: Jeannie DeAngelis, born in Brooklyn, New York and raised on Long Island, is a wife, mother and grandmother to three grandsons. She has written for politically-themed articles for conservative websites like American Thinker and Breitbart, emphasizing current events as well as the full range of liberal hypocrisy in politics and Hollywood, and pro-life issues. Jeannie publishes a blog at www.jeannie-ology.com. View all articles by Jeannie DeAngelis

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