PATRIOT WALKS INTO MUSLIM’S BOOKSTORE: And, As Expected, Things Get Tense

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So, I was walking through Chicago and I saw that there was a “Muslim Book Store.” I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?”

The clerk said, “Fuck off, get out and stay out!”

I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”

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