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QUESTION: Should Obama Be Immortalized On Mt. Rushmore Or On A Bong?

Everybody LOOOVES Obama, right? We should make sure he is properly immortalized. Which would you choose?
The bong is an excellent choice.
He had an affinity for pot when he was younger.
His daughter smokes weed.
His supporters are big fans of drinking the bong water…
It just makes sense.