Young Dudes: If You’re Forced to Move Back in with Mommy, Read This!

Written by Doug Giles on July 12, 2012

Hey kiddies. Remember those dreams of prosperity and independence you had while you were voting for Obama in 2008? Remember how you put the premium on how cool Obama was? How cool are you now that Mr. Cool has wreck our economy and the job market and now your broke butt has to move back in with mommy? Call me crazy, but the end of the day, a prosperous America is truly cool, and being a broke-ass college scrub, well … that sucks. However, this column that i have here might help you deal a little better with your ignoble state.

A Man’s Guide to Moving Back in with His Parents…While Maintaining at Least a Little Dignity



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