Young Dudes: If You’re Forced to Move Back in with Mommy, Read This!

Hey kiddies. Remember those dreams of prosperity and independence you had while you were voting for Obama in 2008? Remember how you put the premium on how cool Obama was? How cool are you now that Mr. Cool has wreck our economy and the job market and now your broke butt has to move back in with mommy? Call me crazy, but the end of the day, a prosperous America is truly cool, and being a broke-ass college scrub, well … that sucks. However, this column that i have here might help you deal a little better with your ignoble state.

A Man’s Guide to Moving Back in with His Parents…While Maintaining at Least a Little Dignity


Doug Giles

About the author, Doug Giles: Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter. And check out his NEW BOOK, Pussification: The Effeminization Of The American Male. View all articles by Doug Giles

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