Scandal Break: Recollections of an ‘Instant Generationer’

Was I scared? Heck yaw man, this women talked from the pulpit. She asked me to sit on her lap and talk to her. At that time, I had my Great Grandparents my Grandparents and my Mother and Father in the room. Crap, I was only like six or seven and was shaken so hard my socks fell off.
This Pastor was sooo nice to me. She had a warm and soft voice as she rocked me in the rocking chair that I have sitting in my home today. I know I was small but she was carrying on a conversation with others while my peers were outside playing. I was hoping that this rocking session wasn’t going to become one of her preaching sessions.
After she became aware that I wasn’t enjoying sitting on her lap, she asked me what was wrong. I was raised to always tell the TRUTH regardless of how the outcome may be. Her lengthy sermon was on my mind. I just remember telling her the sermons were too long and if she could cut it to a few minutes or so that would be good.
I could be talking about all the scandals that are going on in DC and across the nation. I feel beaten to death with all the lies. Maybe my encounters recollected might jar a few memories of your own. I look forward to a positive future as we have encountered in our past.
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