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The State of the (Cross-Dressing, Pot-Slinging) Union

Born a white female but feel that you’re actually a bisexual, Filipino, ambidextrous, cross-dressing, tri-curious, narcoleptic male? Let’s get the team together for a mandatory workplace celebration and force all the men to call you Carlos when you show up in the Men’s Restroom. Physical and logical reality be damned, your deranged ideal identity takes priority over anything and everything. This is who we’re becoming today; a nation which seeks personal gratification first, regardless of the societal detriment.

And the situation we find ourselves in is eerily reminiscent of the middle-schoolers in East St. Louis. The people appointed to protect us are actively working to weaken and subvert us. Those who should be a herald and a bastion against danger are the ones opening the door to let the danger into our cities.

Now, the President isn’t pushing ganja from his Geo Metro in the parking lot (yet), but he is refusing to secure our borders in order to maintain a large crop of undocumented voters for the Democratic Party. Instead of selling dime bags to Spicoli at lunch, he’s preparing to subject the Constitutional Rights of every American to international law, making the God-given rights of free men and women available for censure by a board of pencil-necked, metrosexual bed-wetters who are terrified by liberty and firepower.

And so President Mall Cop is doing what no other nation on earth has been able to do: cripple the strength of the United States of America. The pathetic part is that his harem of useful idiots won’t stop patting themselves on the back long enough to read the writing on the wall.

Of course, this is nothing new. Empires have been taking this route for as long as mankind has trodden the earth. As Alexander Tytler sagely observes, “It is a law of nature to which no experience has ever furnished an exception, that the rising grander and opulence of a nation must be balanced by the decline of its heroic virtues.” As a nation, we’ve decided that the terms of Mephistopheles’ deal sounds too good to pass up and it’s not like he’ll ever call his marker, right? Right…??

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Luke Hamilton

Luke Hamilton is classically-trained, Shakespearean actor from Eugene, Oregon who happens to be a liberty-loving, right-wing, Christian constitutionalist. When not penning columns for ClashDaily.com, Hamilton spends his time astride the Illinois-Wisconsin border, leading bands of liberty-starved citizens from the progressive gulags of Illinois to [relative] freedom. Hamilton is the creative mind/voice behind Pillar & Cloud Productions, a budding production company which resides at www.PillarCloudProductions.com. He owes all to his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, whose strength is perfected in his weakness.

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