Real Immigration Reform Starts in Mexico: Introducing the Zorro Brigades

Written by John Kirkwood on July 11, 2013

Rubio is right about one thing: “de facto amnesty,” we do have it; we just don’t have it in the way that he means it. The Mexican government has been granted amnesty for too long as they outsource dependency to American taxpayers. They should be put on notice that what they have perpetrated is an act of war and it won’t be tolerated. First, we publicly state that the drug cartels and Mexican corruption have done more to harm Mexico and the US of A than Iraq and Afghanistan. So how about we bring our troops home, drop some sanctions south of the border and prepare to liberate Mexico.

Oh, I don’t mean American boots on the ground there, though I wouldn’t mind using armed drones against the cartels. Nugent’s plan was to teach American history to the male immigrants as they build a wall on the southern border; my plan goes further. Mexicans that love freedom and opportunity in America would love it even more in Mexico, so let’s subsidize freedom in Mexico. In the long run, it pays for itself and it’s a heck of a lot cheaper than subsidizing 12 million future Democrats.

Once we deport the felonious, we ask our Mexican brothers to come out of the shadows and participate in the Nehemiah program. Nehemiah’s people rebuilt the walls of Jerusalem with a trowel in one hand and a sword in the other. Here’s the sword and the trowel in our program: An ROTC type program where the male of military age learns about freedom and trains to defend it. The program would be conducted by Hillsdale College and the US Army’s Green Berets with Hillsdale teaching the Declaration, the Constitution and the path of freedom and the Army teaching how to shoot, blow up and/or run a bayonet through those that threaten it. Upon completion, the graduate would be issued a diploma, a copy of the federalist papers and an M-4 with two thousand rounds of ammunition.

If in the five years that it takes to graduate, the Mexican government hasn’t reformed its ways, then we would encourage the millions of warrior/statesmen in the Zorro brigades to visit their homeland and make things right. We would offer them air cover and material support. In essence, everything we promised the Cubans before a Democrat turned that operation into the “Bay of Pigs.”

If the Nehemiah graduate decided upon graduation that he wanted to stay in America then we would offer a one on one “prisoner exchange” with Mexico — we would keep the graduate and send to Mexico any politician who had voted to compromise the sovereignty of the United States for cheap political gain. We would retain a freedom lover who appreciated the capitalist system and had the know how to defend it and we’d lose a traitor who has done his best to subvert it.
After all, what do you think a Mexican really wants: indentured servitude in the USA or true freedom and opportunity in the land of his fathers?

Image: Robert Kim and Douglas Fairbanks; Mark of Zorro; 1920

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John Kirkwood
John Kirkwood is a son of Issachar. He is a Zionist, gun-toting, cigar-smoking, incandescent light bulb-using, 3.2 gallon flushing, fur-wearing, Chinese (MSG) eating, bow-hunting, SUV driving, unhyphenated American man who loves his wife, isn't ashamed of his country and does not apologize for his Christianity. He Pastors Grace Gospel Fellowship Bensenville, where "we the people" seek to honor "In God we Trust." He hosts the Christian wake up call IN THE ARENA every Sunday at noon on AM 1160 and he co-hosts UnCommon Sense, the Christian Worldview with a double shot of espresso on He is the proud homeschooling dad of Konnor, Karter and Payton and the "blessed from heaven above" husband of the Righteous and Rowdy Wendymae.