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In Memoriam: The Republican Party is Dead

The Republican Party is dead; it died a painful, slow inevitable death. We saw it coming; the divisions inside the party were so obvious. However, there was nothing we could do, there was nothing we could say, there was absolutely nothing that could be done and the death came.

With the death of the Republican Party, there was nothing in the way of Democrats. After Obama served ten consecutive terms as president of the United States, Chelsea Clinton’s daughter, Cherry Clinton ran for office unopposed. With the support from her parents and grandparents, the Obamas, and the entire left wing, she became the new president of the United States. Unopposed Cherry Clinton knew that she could do pretty much whatever she wanted. She didn’t want to be a president, what she wanted was a kingdom, she wanted to be the Queen! That was the end of The United States of America as we knew it.

For years, we spoke about the new direction that America was taking. Before being jailed, killed or driven underground for anti-monarchy treason, many of us conservatives spoke of this future, and here it is. The Republicans tried, you know; they fought the good fight, but they lost. They lost indeed. It all began nearly forty years ago during the rise of Obamacare.

Today, thousands of people are punished for being proud to be American. Small factions of pro-American patriots are still involved in battles with the pro-monarchy department of homeland security. For years, Americans wondered about why the then Obama-led DHS purchased so much ammunition. After the Arizona patriot’s slaughter on September 11th, 2020, those questions were all answered. This was the first open act of aggression against patriots by Obama’s DHS, but it wouldn’t be the last. Who’d ever think that flying the American flag would be a symbol that stood against what America was?

The Declaration of Flag Non-Offense was enacted September 1st, 2020. This legislation banned the public displaying of the American flag; the reason: it was offensive to people that were here from other countries. The Democrat Congress passed this without a hitch. On September 11th, 2020, patriots decided that this was unconstitutional and marched with their flags held high. Then the drone massacre came from above. They never saw it coming; they never stood a chance. The entire neighborhood was decimated by one not so accurately placed bomb. All the patriots were killed as was anyone within a two-mile radius.

Patriots are not the only group targeted, ever since Obama enacted Sharia law back in 2018, Christians continue to be oppressed under the new Clinton Kingdom. Conservatives have been blanket labeled domestic terrorist and marshall law has been implemented since Queen Clinton took office. Tea Party members were publicly hanged as Queen Clinton continued the mass targeting of conservatives. No one thought this could happen, but boy, were they wrong.

Even the left wingers didn’t expect things to go this far, but even so, as long as they continue getting their phones, food, health care, and have no need to work, they don’t mind. Nobody believed that this could really happen, but after New York Senator Jose Serrano managed to get term limits removed during the Obama administration, the transition into the United Kingdom of America was all too easy for the Democrats to accomplish once the younger Clinton took office. It’s like Loki said in the Avengers forty years ago, “Humans want to be lead”; Democrats fit that label best.

Last week, 10 of the constitutional Ted Cruisers were caught in a firefight with homeland; they were trapped, and it appeared as though these guys were done for. Like a miracle from the heavens above, the Rand Paulians received the distress signal and provided ongoing filibuster-like mortar support, which bought the Cruisers enough time to escape the onslaught from the superior ammo equipped homeland officers.

Throughout America, small pockets of anti-Clinton resistance groups still exist. The main problem with these guys is the same we experienced some forty years ago when all these changes began to occur. The factions are all separate units. They do not communicate or work well together. That’s the problem today, and that was the problem in 2013 when this transition began with the implementation of Obamacare.

Things are looking terribly grim for what was once a major party in government politics. Will true democracy ever make it’s way back to America? Will the party once again be relevant? If only we could go back in time to 2013 and keep the House, take the Senate, and clean up that Obamacare mess, maybe I wouldn’t be writing to you from a hidden, conservative, underground bunker? Perhaps we’d still have a party. Perhaps we’d still be a democracy. Unfortunately for us true Americans, it appears as though it is too late.

Angel Rodriguez

Angel is a blogger with appearances on The National Geographic Channel, MTV, HLN, FOX 5, HOT 97 FM, NY1, Bronxnet and many popular online sites. He is a U.S Air Force Veteran, Political Columnist, Musician, MMA Fighter, Foodie, and the Host of The Hidden Report Talk Show. Follow Angel on twitter and most social media via @AngelRdotMe