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Ministry of Truth Update: Under Obamacare Enslavement Promised!

The Ministry of Truth is proud to share the wonderful news of our most recent successes!

Government facilitated health care is moving full steam ahead. With boldness we can face the abject failure to launch a stable online health care exchange and manage to blame the failures on those having nothing to do with its launch or development. Citizens may rest assured that while the State spent almost 400 million dollars on the dysfunctional website alone this should in no way reflect what sort of sub-standard care you will receive in the future. It will most likely be far worse.

We should take a moment to remind each of our Citizens across the State that success stories are not a product of individual achievement, risk taking, hard work and investment. By the same measure, the States inability to launch a successful website, is in no way the fault of the State. Somebody else made that happen. Every Citizen should be fully aware that a failure to register their most personal data on our massively undertested, flawed, bugged and glitched online exchange will still be held accountable for fines and levies for failing to do so.

Even while being held hostage by a group of radicals for almost two weeks we did not falter in our non-negotiations. We did not fail in our desire to maintain the status quo. We won. We were successful on every front. Not only did we get everything we wanted — by not negotiating — we received much, much more. In haste to craft an end to our shutdown, your wise public servants managed to hand a blank check to the State. Those who may have misgivings toward the current $54,000 individual debt burden, need not worry; those numbers will soon seem very small indeed as the State continues its march toward non-affordable health care for every Citizen.

The State clearly understood the concern each Citizen held for their public servants during this time of trouble and tribulation. As a result we successfully maintained the 75% subsidy for each and every one of your public servant so you may help cover their burdensome healthcare expenses. While you may struggle to make ends meet and pay your own bills you may find comfort in knowing a portion of your involuntary donations are helping pay for those more fortunate than you.

While your tax monies already provide the substantial income that is two to three times greater than the average middle class citizen, to your humble public servants, rest assured your increased burden is graciously accepted. We feel your pain! We work for you! We continue our pledge to look out for the Citizen!

Once again we remind every Citizen it is their duty to sign up for enslavement. Through healthcare we will gain control over every aspect of your life. Everyone must, and will, come to the understanding that every thing you do, everything you do, every job you work, every activity you enjoy and everything you eat and drink, concerns your health, and we care! A healthy Citizen is a productive Citizen!

Rejoice, Citizens! Rejoice!

This last Shutdown Circus ensured us everything we wanted. Absolute compliance from our opposition. All but a few have joined our ranks. Bravely speaking out against their own for engaging in such folly as following the Constitution and listening to the bitter-clingers. A new debate about this same old subject is right around the corner. In just a few short months we will take up this mantle yet again and use it to further our agenda. Knowing the enemy has no spine for a fight and willingly eats it’s own; the prize is ours Citizen!

:End Transmission:

All but a tiny minority in Washington are playing games with the entire American population. Pitting the poor against the rich, the worker against the employer, the government employee against the private sector employee. There can be no mistake that our first half-black president has done more to racially divide this country than bring us together as he promised he would.

The latest shutdown debate showed the turncoat politicians for who they really are: big government statists pushing an agenda to -if not enslave us- enslave our children and our children’s children. The dumbing down of our children in the public school system with Common Core curriculum while the elite pols send their children to private schools and deny you the opportunity to do the same. This will ensure compliance from the future generations and continue to breed a permanent ruling class.

I believe we may be nearing the point that the “next election” strategy can no longer fix what is broken. The normal man fears retribution by the government and refuses to engage in civil disobedience. They simply have too much to lose. If we continue down the current path, no one will have anything to lose.

If “Thou shalt not covet,” and “Thou shalt not steal,” were not commandments of Heaven, they must be made inviolable precepts in every society, before it can be civilized or made free. – John Adams (Source: John Adams, The Works of John Adams, Second President of the United States, Charles Francis Adams, editor (Boston: Charles C. Little and James Brown, 1851), Vol. VI, p. 9.)

Covet and steal.

The agenda being pushed is one that foments covetous. It is one that reinforces and feeds our very human nature to envy what is not ours. Its just not right, or fair that one man should have more than another man. Or to put it another way; it is just not fair that a man have better health care coverage than another man.

Steal: When was the last time you had in your hand what you really earned? How much is taken from you involuntarily every week to pay for another man’s food, clothing and shelter simply because he will not earn his own way.

We have managed to reverse engineer this statement by John Adams and by doing so, and I believe by design, are creating a population of compliant Citizens.

Ron Collins

Ron Collins was born in '70. Raisin' chickens and shootin' groundhogs by 5. A little bit hillbilly, a little bit city boy, but always an unashamed and politically incorrect American. Best advice he took from his father: 'Find your heroes among American History not Hollywood or the sports arena.'

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