Let Me Get This Straight: Sebelius is the Wizard?

You gotta be proud when your liberal US Congressman makes it on the Jon Stewart show. It’s even better because Stewart is trashing him. We’re all really proud of Bruce Braley in Iowa. Really, we are. We love him so much, he’s running for Senate. Oh my, lions, and tigers, and bears oh my … could we be so lucky? I mean what could be better than Tom “Dungheap” Harkin?

Bruce is the kind of guy that gives Uncle Joe Biden a run for his money on the “gaff-o-meter”. Yes, gaff-o-meter really is a word, okay, maybe not, but it should be. During the evil government shutdown Bruce became famous for complaining that his towel boy was off. I mean how could he dry off without a towel boy? It’s actually cruel. C’mon people … I’m a Congressman!

That statement was bad, but this one here is a real beauty. A real gem to watch over and over again:

In case you missed it, our dear boy Bruce compared Department of Health and Human Services Director Kathleen Sebelius to The Wizard from The Wizard of Oz because The Wizard gave people good things, just like Obamacare. I bet he wishes he was from Kansas or maybe he should just ask Sebelius for a brain and get it over with.

Marijuana isn’t legal in Iowa, but if Big Bruce thinks this Obamacare nightmare is like the yellow brick road, I say, it’s time for an unannounced-pee-in-a-cup test for the distinguished Representative. Really, he is unfit to govern. If Sebelius is the Wizard, then who is Obama? Or Michele? Or Biden? Oh this could be a fun game.

Hmmmm … we’ve got a couple wicked witches to pick from, and the flying monkeys. Joe Biden is the leader of the flying monkeys, hands down, no arguing. Braley, however, is just one of the legions of following stooge monkeys. I think Obama should be The Wizard with a teleprompter, and Sebelius can be The Wicked Witch … I’ll leave Michele out of it. She’s probably out there in the sleepy flower field anyway planning a nice vacation to Munchkinland, taxpayer funded, of course.

I’m gonna have to start watching Jon Stewart because lately when his clips hit YouTube I find myself laughing out loud! Sadly, Bruce, we all wish we could just click our heels together and wake up from this nightmare called the Obama presidency and his little bastard Obamacare, but we can’t. Our only hope is to throw some water on the wicked witch or drop a house on her. Maybe pull back the curtain to the fraud of our Wizard of a President and pray that we can turn this black and white world colorful again. Otherwise, we’re in for one helluva long ride and it’s most definitely a twister! Hang on.

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About the author, S.C. Sherman: S.C. Sherman grew up a farm kid in rural Iowa. He graduated from the University of Iowa with a degree in Communications Studies. Steve is a business owner, and recently ran for Iowa State House of Representatives.. S.C. enjoys political commentary and great stories. He has written three fiction novels found at He currently lives with his wife and four children in North Liberty, Iowa. View all articles by S.C. Sherman

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