PRETTY FLY FOR A TURKEY GUY: This Turkey is Living the Life

Published on November 27, 2013

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This was posted on Instagram by Lions middle linebacker Stephen Tulloch. He’s probably having Thanksgiving dinner a few days early because of the game. But enough about him, let’s talk more about that turkey.

Is it me or is that turkey on a diet? And why is he smoking? Does he know about lung cancer? Can he even read? I need to know these things!

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