Thanksgivukkah: Consolidating Things For Islam To Hate

Written by Audrey Russo on November 28, 2013

As those of us who are paying attention know … Islam has issues with EVERYTHING that the West does (that is, of course, except with the acts of useful idiots). Any time someone in the West gives a perceived “poke” at their Islamic sensibilities, they scream like wild banshees through the little girlie-men at CAIR. Screams that are received like a dog-whistle by spineless politicians. And the list of Islamic offenses is interminable. Here’s just a sample of what pierces their thin-skin:
— What we wear and how we wear it.
— What we eat and how we eat it
— How we entertain ourselves (including sports, music, movies, dance, etc.).
— Our Constitution and Laws that protect individual rights.
— Our equality of men and women.
— Our freedom of expression.
— Our freedom of religion.
— Our freedom, PERIOD.

A Mosque in Toronto, The Khalid Bin Al-Walid Mosque, at one point encouraged its attendees to “avoid participating” in dinners, parties or greetings on Thanksgiving because it is a kuffar, or non-Muslim, celebration. A no-no for Muslims because remember that the Quran tells its adherents that Jews/Christians aka “people of the Book” are the following: Jews are apes, and Christians are pigs (Quran 2:61, 5:65 & 7:166). It’s understandable why Muslims wouldn’t want to celebrate what Apes and Pigs find worthy of commemoration.

A two-part article on the Mosque Website (now removed) encouraged Muslims to “stay completely away from…Halloween trick-or-treat nonsense, Christmas, New Year’s, anniversaries, birthdays and Earth Day.” It further stated, “How can we bring ourselves to congratulate or wish people well for their disobedience to Allah? Thus expressions such as: Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Birthday, Happy New Year, etc., are completely out”.

Well, this year there’s a bargain for Islamic hate … it’s a twofer! Hanukkah and Thanksgiving collide for a once-in-a-lifetime event: Thanksgivukkah!! Two. two, two hates in one!!

We in the West wanted to help Islam out … they have so much hate, and so little time to accomplish their mission. So, here’s a gift from us Apes and Pigs: Happy Thanksgivukkah! You should be thankful that our God even loves perniciously misguided souls like y’all …and didn’t ask us to destroy you, for not believing!

Shalom through strength…

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Audrey Russo is the Host of the weekly REELTalk Radio Show (NYC). Audrey writes a column for and handles Middle East/National Security/Terrorism/Cultural Issues, and her articles can be read in several other news/opinion journals. She is also a contributor on Audrey's Radio Show can also be heard on the Leading Edge Radio Network. Audrey is also an active member of the NYC performing arts community as a singer and actor.