CUCKOO CRAP: “Legalize Gay Marriage, or There Will Be Gay Porn” (or something)

It’s hard to call something a “study” when it features a graphic that boldly announces that the difference between 4.41% and 4.13% is 7%, but I’m getting ahead of myself. A report filed jointly by Pornhub and Buzzfeed asks the question: Do the states with legalized gay marriage watch more gay porn than the states where it is still illegal?

The quick answer: yes. At 4.41%, states with legalized gay marriage watch 7% more gay porn than states without at 4.13%.

There’s that curious arithmetic claim again, suggesting perhaps that the authors were using Common Core methodology to arrive at their answer. At any rate they seem cognizant of the fuzziness of their math, writing:

The results get trickier once you start looking at the map, state by state. The majority of states with a high percentage of gay viewers is in the South, where gay marriage is illegal in all states. Dixie loves dicks so much, that the percentage of gay viewers for every single state in the South is higher than the average of the legal gay marriage states.

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