OUT OF THE CLOSET: Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay

Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay

The following and the video above are satire.

Plagued for years by swirling rumors about its sexuality, soccer has finally come out, becoming the world’s first openly gay sport.

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