White House Baloney: One Size Fits All?

Written by Steve Bowers on May 12, 2014


Enough already.

I was happy to get on the band wagon on Obama’s first Inauguration and wish him well as President. (I did not vote for him.) Even though the Nation knew nothing about him, I figured he couldn’t screw things up too badly. It was only for four years.  The electorate isn’t so stupid as to elect a person who was unfit. And if things went wrong we can correct any mistakes. 

Best of all I thought the election of the First Black President (FBP here after) would finally shut up the professional race-baiters. Silly me.  I’ve noticed that liars do not stop lying, nor do they ever become shamed by their lies when caught…when telling lies is how they “earn” their living. they just ratchet up the force and emotion of the lies. (see Goebbels, Joey.) and, in spite of our electing the FBP, America is still a “racist” nation…according to Al Sharpton. (I still think he looked better back when he was sporting a Mary Tyler Moore hairdo.)  

But how quickly the Lily lost its gilding. The beauty of the Styrofoam Greek Temple just didn’t carry through the baloney that began to emerge. And now, after all the lies of this administration and all the money we’ve lost individually thanks to the …oh why bother to recount the frauds…. There is only limited space and time. Suffice it to say we’ve been duped. Do you hear that funny hollow sound or is it just that I’ve developed an echo chamber where my brain should be? Enough politeness. The FBP is also our *WPE and MCP ever. 

I mean …there are lies and there are LIES!  When Carney or Obama or Lois Lerner say anything it’s different than when I tell my wife, “No, Honey, those sleek leather slacks do NOT make you look fat! And don’t ever wear them in public!” It’s completely different. I don’t have to “take the Fifth” or duck document requests. (And, of course, I’M  tellin’ the truth, which is different.)

But this week was different. We’ve been submitting to big credibility punches from our FBP and his silly minions. But…please no more! When Carney said the White House email (instructing the flunkies and pundits how to interpret/spin Benghazi) was actually concerning an entirely different subject, it was just too much for me. If you swallowed that stuff from Carney and the swill from the still fawning press…it;’s not too late to get your head examined. Echo Chamber Exams may be cost prohibitive once Obamacare kicks in  Maybe it should be called FBP care? And I’m certain the “Death Squad” boys will make a quick determination that you are too stupid to be allowed to live if you’re still swallowing the swill.

PS.,  And did you notice that Carney’s name was among the recipients of the “smokin’ gun” email? Attorneys hire experts to explain how “scientifically” the attorney’s theory of the case is the only plausible explanation for how a bullet traveled accidentally several hundred yards and just happened to enter the window of an enemy of the shooter, killing the poor sap. Coincidences happen. Lawyers are polite and don’t call the opposing expert names in the courtroom in front of juries, but…when alone with opposing counsel…the experts are called “whores” because they will say anything for money. 

PSS. Just how much does Carney make working for the FBP?

*PSSS. A Liberal Helper Note:  WPE = Worst Prez Ever and MCP = Most Corrupt Prez.


Steve Bowers
Steve Bowers grew up on a farm in Indiana, attended Indiana University and went into the construction business. While working on a construction project at a law school he was appalled at how lawyers could screw stuff up on a simple building project. Thinking he could do better, Steve went to law school. He’s pretty naive.