The Zombie Apocalypse Will Not Be Televised

Written by Donald Joy on July 9, 2014

Iranian-born Valerie Jarrett cackles behind the closed doors of the West Wing offices, rubbing her hands together and occasionally sipping from a tall latte laced with human blood.  The plan is coming off very well.

The formula is simple, really.  Deliberately create a national scandal of crisis proportions, then have the president go in front of the microphones and pretend to be outraged about it, pledging to get to the bottom of it, blah blah blah….followed by coordinated stonewalling and vicious counter-attacks on anyone who actually tries to get to the bottom of it all.  Repeat over and over again, week after week, until the majority of people are so disillusioned and dispirited that they just reach for more honey-glazed chicken and switch it to South Beach Tow.

Islamic cannibals massively funded and equipped by the Obama administration are marauding their way across wide swaths of the planet, while hundreds of thousands of infected and infested, unidentified and uninvited Lilliputians swarm in across our Southern border to be immediately “redistributed” deep into our heartland and communities, courtesy of our own cynically corrupt socialist government.

The thing about right-wing paranoia, is that the more you inform yourself about the horrible things going on in the world and especially in your own country, about the heinous abuses of power by those in office, the threats and invasions and travesties galore, the more you wind up having to accept the fact that things are so bad as to be basically hopeless, without some kind of divine reprieve.

That’s what conservatism amounts to, really.  The acknowledgment and acceptance that our earthly egos and ego defenses, impossible to permanently erase as long as we exist in the flesh, are oriented toward obsessive threat analysis and reaction to the point where we will become so paranoid that we self-destruct, unless we surrender the outcome of our efforts to the supreme power of God.

That’s right.  Obama, Jarrett, Wasserman-Schultz and the rest of them are phantoms, really, mere rank demons when compared to The Lord, who trumps them easily and without so much as breaking a sweat.  Ultimately, those of us who don’t recognize this fact are lost in endless paroxysms of powerless hatred and fear.  Not that there’s anything so wrong with ordinary hatred and fear, mind you, just that they are really (in proper perspective) the birth pangs of our souls coming to Jesus, however many months or even years of contractions it takes to deliver us, to become born-again, and again.

Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done.

The zombies of Obama, of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (aka ISIS), share with the zombies of MS-13 and the Sinaloa drug cartel some unsavory key features, chief among them namely that they are of the Devil.

The Obama administration and their media minions, of course, being evil, use the most underhanded and devious strategy imaginable when exploiting the human weaknesses of millions of the general American public in order to try to bring about the demise of our Republic.  They use a very cynical appeal to compassion for the less fortunate as their way to gradually destroy the very foundational core of the nation which was built up, in the first place–a prudently discriminating personal sense of compassion and justice for the less fortunate.

It’s so sickening a strategy that anyone with a conscience who contemplates it finds themselves desperately reaching and crying out to God for relief from the horror; the horror of knowing that spiritual vampires and cannibals are at the controls of our highest earthly offices, tricking countless people into thinking they are the good guys.

The major networks and newspapers mostly aren’t covering all this apocalyptic corruption and disintegration.  That’s a huge part of the aforementioned stonewalling, as you know.

God help us.


Following his service in the United State Air Force, Donald Joy earned a bachelor of science in business administration from SUNY while serving in the army national guard. As a special deputy U.S. marshal, Don was on the protection detail for Attorney General John Ashcroft following the attacks of 9/11. He lives in the D.C. suburbs of Northern Virginia with his wife and son.