I’M GONNA VOMIT: ‘We’re Back!’ Like Chlamydia, The Clintons Return

Published on September 15, 2014

Hillary Clinton announced at a Streak Fry in Iowa that she’s back and thinking about running. Check it out…

Hillary Clinton stirred up speculation Sunday on whether she will make another run at the presidency, making her first foray into Iowa since she lost the presidential caucuses there in 2008, coming in a disappointing third. Clinton, with former President Bill Clinton in tow, attended retiring Sen. Tom Harkin’s annual steak fry on a soggy hot-air balloon field near Des Moines.

“I’m back,” the former secretary of state, New York senator and first lady told some 10,000 Democrats in attendance. “It’s true. I am thinking about it.” (She never defined “it,” the Los Angeles Times noted). “But for today, that is not why I’m here. I’m here for steak.”

On a more political note, Clinton urged voters to elect Democrats come November and reminded, “We Democrats are for raising the minimum wage, equal pay, making college affordable, growing the economy to benefit everyone.”

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