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UNREAL: Ivy League Students Ask Rick Perry If He’d Perform Sick Sex Act For Campaign Cash

This generation is damned.  Great job mom and dad.

By Maggie Lit, Campus Reform

A student at Dartmouth College asked Texas Governor Rick Perry Sunday if he would accept anal sex in exchange for $102 million in campaign contributions.

Senior Emily Sellers, a member of The Dartmouth, the official campus newspaper, posed the question to confront Perry’s stance on homosexuality. Another student, Timothy Messen, accused Perry of comparing homosexuality to alcoholism.

The questions, which were written by sophomore Ben Packer and passed out on flyers before the event, were not well received by other students in attendance.

“In 2002, you supported Texas’s anti-sodomy law,” the flyer reads. “Do you (Rick Perry) dislike bootysex because the peeny goes in where the poopy comes out?”

Read more: Campus Reform