GROSS: Guess Who Just Got Offered $1 Million to Make A Sex Tape

I just threw up in my mouth.
According to TMZ, porn producer Vivid Entertainment head Steven Hirsh has contacted Mama June and Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fame with an offer of $1 million to appear in an adult video.
The porno would be aimed BBW (Big Beautiful Women) fans.
I’m sorry.
I think Mama June passed the BBW stage several hundred pounds ago. She’s classified as disgustingly and morbidly obese now.
Hirsh promised in his letter to the two hillbilly stars to “give you as much creative input as you would like” and to make the video production an “enjoyable one for the both of you.”
I’m not sure how that would translate to an enjoyable one for the viewers.