Written by Andrew Allen on April 13, 2015

Remember that horrifying spectacle of [insert Republican Presidential contender’s name here] pretending to have a southern, African-American’s accent and saying “I doan fee-uhl no wayz tie-urd…A’ve traveled too fahr…to git where I’m goin…nobody told me it would be e-zee”.

It was wall to wall media coverage. Of the negative sort. That word was even suggested. The. One. Word. That. Silences. All. Debate: Racism.

Or how about when [insert name of Republican Presidential contender here] went on social media and declared “I am the champion” for average working class Americans. Despite living life as a celebrity and one-percenter.

The 24 hour media cycle was saturated. It was elitist. Even an example of white privilege.

Or the time when [insert name of Republican Presidential contender here] turned a room in the family mansion into a server farm for a private email system. Then, when a subpoena was issued to obtain information from said server farm the aforementioned contender erased all the data.

The media was apopleptic over such a clear example of a double standard.

No need to recall the spouse of [insert Republican Presidential contender here] and the many private jet trips to an island to sleep with girls his daughter’s age and younger.

While candidates like Walker and Paul get pummeled for every little thing, and even made-up things, Hillary – or H as she now goes by – gets away with the most egregious transgressions.


She’s all the left’s got.


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Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen (@aandrewallen) grew up in the American southeast and for more than two decades has worked as an information technoloigies professional in various locations around the globe. A former far-left activist, Allen became a conservative in the late 1990s following a lengthy period spent questioning his own worldview. When not working IT-related issues or traveling, Andrew Allen spends his time discovering new ways to bring the pain by exposing the idiocy of liberals and their ideology.