I read recently that ISIS has a training camp just south of the Rio Grande. For all you recent public school grads, that means those murderous rats are just south of our southern border. (For all you recent public school grads who obtained low marks, this means ISIS is very close, which means …unless you are a member of Obama’s Administration …you should recognize things could get dicey for non-Muslim Americans residing anywhere in our fair land.)
The ISIS fun-boys are, reportedly, assisted and supported by one of the big Mexican drug cartels, which is sort of like a Commie buying the rope from a capitalist the Commie plans to hang with the same rope at a later date as yet undisclosed. I mean, these Mohammedans, allegedly, strongly disapprove of the sort of recreational drug use typical on American college facilities, frat parties (racist and non), opium dens, inner-city block parties (ie; Baltimore), anyplace our last two Democratic Presidents hang around and Joe Biden’s man-cave. (Just kidding about Joe …as far as I know …but it would explain a lot.) So if ISIS destroys large segments of America wouldn’t they also be destroying many potential “end users” of the Cartel’s product(s)? Sounds “counter-productive” to me, but maybe it’s just my innate capitalist leanings showing through.
Such revelations drive me nuts! (The south of the Rio Grande thingy.) They are the sort of news items you tend to dismiss because it sounds too crazy and improbable to be true. Who could possibly imagine a couple hundred ISIS creeps sneaking across the Rio Grande and slitting a couple hundred gringo throats some night? Or blowing up at an orphanage somewhere in Texas? Or some small border town waking one morning and finding their fair city littered with the heads of its citizens? Or finding one morning that some of the women and all the she goats had been raped in the previous night? Nawwwww…just too horrific to actually happen. Right?
I don’t personally worry about such things happening with Obama and his cronies at the helm. These folks are just too competent and patriotic to allow such atrocities. And if I’m wrong…Hillary is in the batter’s box and will surely succeed where Obama has failed. Right?
I will continue to sleep secure in my bed knowing Obama isn’t profiling anyone ..and will continue to thus slumber …until a bunch of bearded guys in fake sombreros smelling like goats (or camels) show up at my door some night.